If you think that being clean-shaven and relatively hairless is sexy, boy, do I have news for you. What I’m about to tell you is going to change your life, so you best prepare yourself, my friend.
Are you ready for this? Good. Let’s proceed.
According to an illuminating video by AsapSCIENCE, women are really into woolly dudes they can snuggle up to like they would a warm, fuzzy blanket on a brisk autumn day, so it looks like having a downy chest-rug like Tom Selleck and a big, bushy, luxurious beard like Charles Darwin is what truly gets the ladies hot and bothered. Hell yeah.
This groundbreaking information is nothing new, though. A while ago, we told you that women absolutely dig beards, and that they see hunky dudes with full, sexy beards as perfect potential baby daddies, which means women want to get with all the hairy dudes before anyone else.
But still, it’s great to have even more evidence on why all you furry men are super sexy. Check out the video below, or just skip over it and read on, because I’m going to tell you the gist of it anyway.
“All humans have the same number of hair follicles as our primate ancestors, except our hair now is much more thin and unable to be seen by the human eye,” the video says, explaining how we evolved away from our monkey-like furriness to adapt to a more modern lifestyle.