Skip to Content

Student Writes Manifesto Explaining Why She’s ‘Protest Pooping’ All Over Campus

La Crosse, WI, United States / Classic Rock 100.1
Student Writes Manifesto Explaining Why She's 'Protest Pooping' All Over Campus

We just Aren’t taking their crap!  We’re giving it!!

Piles of poop started appearing around a  prestigious Melbourne all-girls school campus in February, and according to a student who spoke to, feces has has been found on the bathroom floor and sink “on numerous occasions.”

The student released a very serious manifesto that explored the rationale for the poopy protest, featuring such quotes as:

•    We all know you’re not going to do anything, but at least my behaviour has punished the school for what it has done.
•    The teachers are sh*t, so I have left symbolic droppings of what the education is like at this school. CRAP!!!
•    You can’t silence me like you have silenced all my other peers that have come before you.

The poop maven placed copies of the open letter all around the school, and insists that the feces represent a “poor educational standard” at the school.



Comments are closed.