Once upon a time there was a guy who bought a car. That car purchase brought him more than he bargained for, however. For inside of that car, he found a list of “rules” provided to the previous car owner. Those “rules” appeared to be the guidelines established by that poor soul’s girlfriend if their relationship were to continue to exist.
The new owner of the car then posted these “rules” online for the world to see. He’s since deleted that post when people who couldn’t read began accosting his actual girlfriend, thinking that SHE was the one who made up these rules. She wasn’t, but fortunately for you the list was copied and saved. Now, we share with you a list of rules that hopefully make you ecstatic that you aren’t in a relationship with this psycho-hose-beast. Enjoy!
SOURCE: The Chive