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Freshman Calls in to Work to Have a Threesome

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Freshman Calls in to Work to Have a Threesome

“Ross C.” is a freshman at England’s Newcastle University…and recently, he had himself quite a weekend. First off, he got himself a job at a bar/club in town called Filthy’s. Secondly, he was offered a threesome with two lovely ladies. That threesome, however, was in direct conflict with his first day training at the new job. What’s a guy to do?

Well, Ross decided to play the honest approach. In a text message, he offered:

“Yo Al, Ino it’s the first shift Tmro but I’ve back in halls with two birds from digi & wont make it in for training at 19. You look like a top shagger yourself mate so I hope you understand the situation. If not then thanks for the chance but a mans to do what a mans got to do.”

He signed off at 3:37am with “Ross X”

Translated, that means that he said he wouldn’t be able to make into work for his 10am training session because he had two babes from his digital class in his dorm room. (If you read it with a British accent, maybe it’ll make more sense).

Filthy’s then posted the text message on their Facebook page, and let the people decide is fate by: A) firing him, B) sending the text message to his mother, or C) making him buy lunch for his new coworkers.

The end result? Ross still has the gig with Filthy’s, and the rest of the crew had a good meal the next day. Way to make it happen, Ross!

Source: Men’s Health

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