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The 2017 Halloween Candy Hierarchy

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The 2017 Halloween Candy Hierarchy

This year we can report that Peanut Butter Cups slid past Kit-Kats into the #2 spot,  and that the internet has blossomed with lots of companion rankings, mappings, commentaries, and tournaments. Thousand flowers blooming and all. Plus get this: Candy Corn’s approval rating has dropped once again to 19.4% (down from 35.5% in 2014). Make of it what you will – we hear there’s other things where approval ratings may be dropping but whatever. Add all of this to prior studies

THE CANDY HIERARCHY (2017)

Any full-sized candy bar
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
Kit Kat
Cash, or other forms of legal tender
Twix
Snickers
Tolberone something or other
Lindt Truffle
Peanut M&M’s
Nestle Crunch
Milky Way
Dove Bars
Regular M&Ms
Butterfinger
Rolos
Reese’s Pieces
Hershey’s Dark Chocolate
Mars
Three Musketeers
York Peppermint Patties
Heath Bar
Caramellos
100 Grand Bar
Junior Mints
Chardonnay
Hershey’s Milk Chocolate
Mr. Goodbar
Milk Duds
Hershey’s Kisses
Starburst
Whatchamacallit Bars
Skittles
Mint Juleps
Cadbury Creme Eggs
Sweet Tarts
Nerds
Jolly Ranchers (good flavor)
Gummy Bears straight up
Swedish Fish
Smarties (American)
LemonHeads
Sourpatch Kids (i.e. abominations of nature)
Take 5
Mint Kisses
Glow sticks
Smarties (Commonwealth)
Minibags of chips
Licorice (not black)
Pixy Stix
Mike and Ike
Vicodin
Goo Goo Clusters
Coffee Crisp
Kinder Happy Hippo
Bottle Caps
LaffyTaffy
Lollipops
Now’n’Laters
Reggie Jackson Bar
Dots

Candy Corn

Fuzzy Peaches
Hard Candy
Good N’ Plenty
Chick-o-Sticks (we don’t know what that is)
Bonkers (the board game)
Licorice (yes black)
Bonkers (the candy)
Maynards
Necco Wafers
Hugs (actual physical hugs)
Tic Tacs
Chiclets
Trail Mix
Sweetums (a friend to diabetes)
Healthy Fruit
Black Jacks
Senior Mints
Peeps
JoyJoy (Mit Iodine!)
Pencils
Anonymous brown globs that come in black and orange wrappers
Vials of pure high fructose corn syrup, for main-lining into your vein
Sandwich-sized bags filled with BooBerry Crunch
Jolly Rancher (bad flavor)
Spotted Dick
Generic Brand Acetaminophen
Box’o’Raisins
Those odd marshmallow circus peanut things
Creepy Religious comics/Chick Tracts
Whole Wheat anything
Candy that is clearly just the stuff given out for free at restaurants
Kale smoothie
Dental paraphenalia
Real Housewives of Orange County Season 9 Blue-Ray
White Bread
Gum from baseball cards
Broken glow stick

 

SOURCE:  boingboing.net

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