There used to be so many platinum blondes roaming the metaphorical countryside of Hollywood that the consumer did not know what to do with them all. We glitched out like a computer with too many programs running at once. The consumer has not had that problem in years.
We have been living in a drought that Gwen Stefani seems to be trying to carry us through singlehandedly. We all should have known this day was coming though. The platinum blonde is a dying breed. If my middle school education in genetics is to be trusted, and I think we can all agree that it can be, then by my calculations we only have a few more years left of having platinum blondes in our midsts before they are wiped out entirely.