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It’s May…the Holidays are getting out of hand.

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It's May...the Holidays are getting out of hand.

According to Holiday Insights here are the monthly holidays being celebrated in May:

  • Date Your Mate Month
  • Foster Care Month
  • Gifts from the Garden Month
  • Lupus Awareness Month
  • National Barbecue Month
  • National Bike Month
  • National Blood Pressure Month
  • National Hamburger Month
  • National Photograph Month
  • National Recommitment Month
  • National Salad Month
  • Older Americans Month

First, is it REALLY necessary to celebrate ALL of those things? I don’t care when…I mean at all. Second, we need to start spreading this stuff out more. National Hamburger and National Grilling month seems a little redundant. Then, to just throw salads on this month is offensive to people with taste…

SOURCE: https://imgur.com/gallery/ScNqI

Preach, Leslie. Preach.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, Date Your Mate and National Recommitment Month? Clingy Much?

SOURCE: https://skunkynoid.deviantart.com/art/Spongebob-Squarepants-Clingy-Spongebob-405706152

I’ve been both of these people. Sometimes at the same time.

 

Don’t even get me started on Gifts From The Garden Month. I mean…that isn’t something to be celebrated until later in the season when your vegetable garden is sharing it’s bounty with the dinner table! Foster Care Month and Older Americans Month are the only two that I will leave alone. However, what really chaps my bottom is that May ISN’T N’Sync Month!

SOURCE: https://www.eonline.com/news/760667/it-s-important-everyone-knows-the-origin-of-the-it-s-gonna-be-may-meme

Oh…Justin…

 

 

 

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