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Jan. 29, 2015 2:08 pm
Jan. 28, 2015 1:34 pm
Even if you don't care about the football on Sunday, you probably care about boobs, right?
According to TMZ Sports, you can wager on whether or not halftime act Katy Perry will be letting the girls come out to play.
The cyber-gambling site BetOnline.ag is offering up a bet -- where you can place money on whether you think Katy will show cleavage or no cleavage during her Super Bowl halftime show.
Right now ... the odds are STRONGLY for boobage:
"Yes" is -500
"No" is +350
Translation -- if you bet "no," $100 gets you $350. If you bet "yes," you need to wager $500 to earn a measly $100.
So, Vegas thinks there's a pretty good chance that Katy Perry will be showing off the goods to the hundreds of millions people watching worldwide.
Jan. 27, 2015 3:22 pm
I got a text from my girlfriend telling me that I had to talk about this story, but I don't really know what to say about it. Cats are strange. Most don't like me. And I'm fairly certain all cats are servants sent from the underworld.
This may prove it.
A cat in Florida that was hit by a car and then buried is apparently back from the dead. "Bart" has been treated for a broken jaw, open facial wounds and a ruined eye. The Humane Society veterinarians expect him to recover and be able to return home after recovering a couple days.
If you're feeling particularly generous, you can donate to support this guy's medical bills here. They're looking for $1,500, but over $5,000 has already been donated.
Jan. 26, 2015 11:41 am
I'm happy we don't have a blizzard here. Not that I'm completely anti-snow, but I don't trust 99% of the drivers on the road. I'm not totally opposed to the idea of having a few days off work, however.
Some New Yorkers are taking this weather opportunity to get to know a few of their snowed-in neighbors a bit better...via Craigslist.
Taking to the "personals" section of the classifieds website, NYC natives are desperately seeking companions for the forthcoming snow storm, Business Insider reports. Users are looking for snuggle buddies or just "someone to chill with."
CNN cites one of the less sexually explicit ads posted by a 26-year-old male in Ridgewood, New Jersey:
"Seeking snuggle buddy for upcoming blizzard. Will make u pancakes and coffee and hot chocolate all day. You'll also get my Netflix password. I have lots of thick blankets and interesting books to read if we get snowed in."
I don't see this working as well as many people envisioned. Especially, since people's intentions may not be...pure.
Jan. 21, 2015 11:26 am
I had to attend a funeral on Saturday, and it was quite pleasant. The deceased was 97, so there wasn't an overwhelming "sadness" but rather just a celebration of life.
All was fine and dandy until the toast at the post-funeral luncheon.
The deceased's youngest son was addressing those that had gathered with a sincere thank you, but his speech was interrupted by an elderly gentleman choking on his food. Luckily, there were doctors and nurses in attendance who rushed to his aide. The Heimlich was unsuccessful, and CPR didn't work, so the paramedics were called in.
The guy is ok (Thank heavens. One dead guy is enough.) but it made for one of the more awkward situations I'd ever encountered. What do you do while this is going on in one corner of the room? Can you continue your conversations you were having? Can you eat the hot food on your plate? Can you walk past the whole scene to get a drink from the bar?
I opted to put my head down and whisper quietly to my parents. I literally had no idea what to do. The food was good though.
Green Bay Gut Punch
Jan. 19, 2015 11:20 am
I love Olivia Munn because she's smart and beautiful, but also because she makes Aaron Rodgers happy. And she's becoming a true Wisconsinite.
Rodgers to Rodgers
Jan. 12, 2015 12:36 pm
I had a 3.5 hour drive home last night in which I was able to ponder many different aspects of the Packers gut-punch of a loss to the Seahawks yesterday. But three things stand out more than the rest, at least to me.
1) It felt like, early on, the Packers were playing not to lose, rather than playing to win. Mike McCarthy could have went for it on 4th-and-short on a number of occasions, and decided to play it safe and hope it wouldn't bite you in the ass. Too bad it did. If you kick five field goals, you don't deserve to win. Step on someone's throats, damnit.
2) Sure, you can point to Brandon Bostick and Ha Ha Clinton-Dix not making plays, but they were just two of many different things that went wrong for Green Bay. Bostick went up and tried to make the play, and didn't execute. Clinton-Dix found himself on an island on a crazy two-point conversion play. I can forgive heat-of-the-moment execution errors. But the ones that get isolated, I think, are unfairly done so.
3) Momentum is a real thing. Once the Seahawks recovered the onside kick, Seattle was destined to win. I know that can't be proved, but what Packers fan had any confidence at that point? Sure, it was nice to see the Packers drive down the game and tie the game on a field goal, but at that point, I think they were spent. There was no doubt in my mind that Seattle was going to score to start overtime, but I was just hoping that somehow, some way, Green Bay could hold them to a field goal. Nope. Sad day.
Big Game Burger
Jan. 7, 2015 3:37 pm
I could watch this all afternoon. And honestly, I have been for most of the morning.
The throw is ridiculous. Rolling to his left, planting, and threading the needle. I don't know how the Dallas cornerback (#26) didn't at least tip the ball, much less pick it, but I'll take that result.
Wow. Just wow. That's how you complete the process.
Jan. 6, 2015 3:53 pm
I'm about 87% sure I could take this whole damn thing down by myself. Get a few beers in me and that percentage raises to an even 90.
The people of Wisconsin don't mess around when it comes to food and football. And neither do the food providers. The Packers food provider Delaware North and the chefs at Lambeau are offering a 3.5-pound "Big Game Burger" to fans for the Cowboys-Packers playoff game this weekend.
This mammoth monster of a meal includes 1/2 pound of ground venison, 1/2 pound of ground bacon, 1/2 pound of certified angus beef ... and that's just the patty.
It's served on a "Big Mother" pretzel bun and topped with crispy fried onions, jalapeņo smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato (6 slices!), pickles, secret sauce and a heaping helping of housemade jalapeņo cheese (jalapeņos, multiple cheddars and BBQ sauce).
Jan. 5, 2015 3:19 pm
Really, America? We're going to start banning sledding because it's too "dangerous" all of a sudden? Give me a break. Take away bikes and skateboards then, and plop kids down in front of a freaking iPad all day.
In its take, Newsweek starts its piece by saying: Sledding is dangerous. It points to a recent study by the Center for Injury Research and Policy at Nationwide Children's Hospital that found that more than 20,000 children a year end up at the hospital because of sledding accidents.
But, NBC News reminds us, other childhood activities are a lot more dangerous by that measure: "About 275,000 kids suffer non-fatal bicycle injuries each year, according to the National Safe Kids USA campaign. About 82,000 kids are treated for trampoline injuries, and about 61,000 kids are hurt skateboarding."
Please. I get preventing lawsuits, but put a sign up and call it a day.
Dec. 31, 2014 2:08 pm
Most plane crashes are simply tragic. This one has at least a bit of a silver lining.
Sailor Gutzler, the 7-year-old girl who survived a plane crash, walked a mile through the cold, dark woods to safety and then helped authorities locate the wreckage and remains of her family, may not be done helping investigators.
National Transportation Safety Board investigator Heidi Moats said Sunday that Sailor is "one remarkable young lady," and she might be able to assist them in determining what brought the plane down. It is rare for someone to survive a small plane crash and Moats said they want to talk to Sailor about it.
"Having someone that is a witness (is) always helpful in the investigation, it gives us kind of a story line," Moats said.
It's not clear when investigators might talk to Sailor, who despite being bloodied and suffering a broken wrist, pulled herself from the wreckage and walked to the nearest home.
She was dressed for Florida, where her family had been visiting, and was wearing shorts, a short-sleeve shirt and only one sock when she found a home about a mile from the crash site. Authorities said she walked through thick woods and briar patches in near-freezing temperatures.
Seven. Years. Old. Crazy. Staying that calm? Just remarkable.
Dec. 30, 2014 1:21 pm
I've played in, watched and covered a lot of basketball games. And I've never seen anything quite like this.
Poor kid. He'll be living with that for the rest of his life.
Dec. 29, 2014 2:41 pm
Want to see a normal ball drop? Head to NYC. Want to see something a bit more unique? Here's a look at some wild ball drop traditions from around the country.
Across the country, crowds will gather to watch everything from whopping watermelons to massive Moon Pies fall at the stroke of midnight. The Moon Pie drop is a Mobile, Alabama tradition that started in 2008. Knox County is Indiana's biggest melon producer, hence the 500 pound melon crafted of steel and foam. Bethlehem, Pennsylvania will lower a giant Marshmallow Peep. Key West, Florida lowers a real-life drag queen named Gary "Sushi" Marion, who's sitting inside a giant high-heeled shoe.
In Eastport, Maine residents celebrate twice. At 11 p.m. they lower a giant maple leaf to salute their Canadian neighbors. When midnight rolls around, the townsfolk celebrate by dropping a giant sardine.
Other Notable Drops:
Flagstaff, Arizona drops a giant pinecone
Hershey, Pennsylvania drops a giant Hershey's Kiss
Plymouth, Wisconsin drops a big chunk of cheese
Mount Olive, North Carolina drops an illuminated pickle
Dec. 23, 2014 2:54 pm
Ndamukong Suh was suspended for the Lions' playoff game after stepping on Aaron Rodgers' leg during Detroit's loss to the GREEN BAY PACKERS yesterday. The statement released from the NFL is interesting.
I'm not convinced that the action in and of itself was enough to warrant a suspension for a playoff game. But I do think context has to be thrown out to a certain extent. Shouldn't matter if it was Week 17 or a preseason game, just like it shouldn't matter if it was a rookie lineman or a league MVP. But, Suh's track record speaks for itself, and the suspension certainly furthers the NFL's stance that it wants to do all it can to protect its players.
Go Badgers...and the Broncos defense
Dec. 22, 2014 2:19 pm
In today's age, just because you think you might be doing a good thing, doesn't mean you won't lose your job for it.
Via NY Daily News:
An Oklahoma middle school math teacher was fired Wednesday after she made a snack run with 11 students in her car ? including two in the trunk.
Heather Cagle's fuzzy math and poor judgment led to her dismissal by the Catoosa School Board after she was suspended with pay Oct. 23, two days after her ill-advised snack run, the Tulsa World reported.
It took five minutes for the students, members of the school's yearbook, to cram into the teacher's Honda Accord, a road trip fail caught on school surveillance video. Two 12-year-old girls made the journey locked in the car's trunk while seven more created a human pyramid in the back seat, the school said.
Going on a snack run for some kids? Sure, ok, harmless enough. Cramming 11 in the car and two in the trunk? Hmmm.
I'm not sure that firing her was the right outcome, because I'm pretty sure she'd never do anything like that again, but still, she didn't leave the school board much of an option.
Dec. 18, 2014 1:48 pm
I don't think I've ever been more thankful for a Badgers basketball game as I am for their game tonight.
You see, I'm in the midst of a tight race for the championship of my fantasy football league. It's the league I've been playing in for 10-plus years with my high school buddies, and I've never won. That could all change tonight.
I have a slim lead, with Denver's defense playing tonight. He has CJ Anderson and Jeremy Hill, aka the starting running backs for the Broncos and Bengals. If I were a betting man (which I clearly am), I'd put this pretty damn close to 50/50.
I can't sit there and watch every play tonight, constantly refreshing the live stats on my phone, or I'll go crazy.
Enter Wisconsin basketball, tipping off at 8pm tonight. Something to distract me from the football game that I shouldn't care about but I really, really care about.
College Flip Flop
Dec. 17, 2014 2:28 pm
I don't totally understand what is going on between Sony, North Korea and the release of the movie The Interview, but what it seems like to me is that the terrorists have won.
(This article from Deadline
helps a little.)
Here's the threat that ultimately caused Sony to decide not to release the movie in theaters.
We will clearly show it to you at the very time and places The Interview be shown, including the premiere, how bitter fate those who seek fun in terror should be doomed to. Soon all the world will see what an awful movie Sony Pictures Entertainment has made. The world will be full of fear. Remember the 11th of September 2001. We recommend you to keep yourself distant from the places at that time.
Hmmmm. They demand, and Sony caves. Maybe it was the right thing to do? Who knows.
All I know is that I'm pretty sure the Sony hack has nothing really to do with North Korea. I don't know. Maybe. Again, who knows.
But, unsurprisingly, parts of The Interview
are making their way online. Here's one snippet that maybe kinda sorta might be offensive to North Koreans.
Yep. Kim Jong Un being burned alive. Can't see that sitting well.
The American Dream
Dec. 16, 2014 3:22 pm
Of all the places to hack, this has to be one of the cruelest.
Per the Washington Post:
Like 293 others who had been turned down or deferred in their bid for early admission to the prestigious private university in Baltimore, Sam had received a welcome-to-Hopkins e-mail by mistake. The university, tipped off to the error by another rejected student, sent an apology Sunday evening to those affected by the head-spinning goof. Sam got the word at 5:28 p.m.: There was no reversal of his denial.
?The decision posted on the decision site reflects the accurate result of your Early Decision application,? the follow-up said. ?We regret this technical mistake and any confusion it may have caused.?
Brutal. Toying with your emotions like that? I can't imagine. I got a rejection letter from my dream school, and then if they would have flipped the switch like that, albeit by accident, before coming crashing back down to earth? That'd be tough to take.
Game Day Rituals
Dec. 12, 2014 11:48 am
America...the land of opportunity.
Or, lying about said opportunities.
Did you see the article in New York magazine about the 17-year old high schooler that allegedly made $72 million between classes?
Well, turns out he's a liar.
From Fox News:
The Stuyvesant High School senior said his story to the magazine was "total fiction." Islam really runs an investment club at the high school and has only simulated trades with "extremely high relative to the S&P."
New York reporter Jessica Pressler was in touch with Islam through a friend of his who works for the magazine, which he then led her to believe he made even more than $72 million.
Shame on him. But really, shame on the reporter too.
Dec. 11, 2014 4:14 pm
It's a question that you probably wouldn't see at an NFL press conference.
But on late-night cable TV? Anything goes.
First Lady of Wisconsin Olivia Munn (who I'm starting to talk about a lot, I know) appeared on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live and was asked by host Andy Cohen whether or not Munn and her boytoy/Packers QB Aaron Rodgers have sex on game days.
"Many people say he's playing so well because of you, his girlfriend," added Cohen.
Said Munn, according to E! Online: "Well, I will say that all the good luck charms are on the field and in the stands, so it has nothing to do with me. And, uh, no we don't. Not on game day. There's not a rule, but it just doesn't happen because there's other things to focus on."
"If he plays well, do you have sex after the game?" Cohen prodded.
"Depends on how late the game is," Munn replied.
IT'S A NOON GAME ON SUNDAY. Just saying. Go Pack Go.
It's been interesting to see the level of surprise that people are showing about Gary Andersen's departure for Oregon State, but what's been even more interesting to me is the rumblings about how it may not have been a perfect marriage for Andersen, Barry Alvarez, and Wisconsin. I think he'll end up being simply a blip on the radar in the tradition of Badgers football, and hopefully, Alvarez and Co. can find a suitable successor quickly. It doesn't have to be a big name hire, but I wouldn't mind if it was.
A couple of names I like: Darrel Bevell (unlikely), Paul Chryst (front runner), Pat Narduzzi (intriguing).