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Mar. 27, 2015 7:07 am

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Happy 42nd birthday to porn veteran Shay Sights! 

Shay has been in over 300 movies! and each one is a testament to the talent she has in character development and capturing the on-screen moment tnhrough proper cting technique.   This is quite apparent in the blockbusters- ?Adventures of Mammary Man and Jugg Woman,? ?Lusty Bust Desires 2,? ?All Soaped Up,? and ?Who Let the Twins Out?? 

Shaneka Monique Torres fired shots at a Grand Rapids, Michigan McDonald's drive-thru, because they forgot the bacon on her bacon cheeseburger.  Police say that Torres received a bacon cheeseburger with no bacon earlier in the day and called the store to speak to a manager. The manager invited her back for a free bacon cheeseburger, but that one didn?t have bacon either, at which point, she pulled a gun and fired into the drive thru window. (mlive.com)

Taylor Swift has made Fortune magazine's second annual list of the ?World?s Greatest Leaders?. She is #6 and ahead of Bill and Melinda Gates (18), Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg (25) and Jimmy Fallon (45).  As for Swift, the magazine says: "She has crossed swords with Spotify, embraced corporate sponsorship, and moved to secure dozens of trademarks.''Barack Obama did not make the list.

The Daily Beast claims Willie Nelson is launching his own marijuana brand called 'Willie's Reserve'. A brand spokesman tells the site that Willie plans to open stores where he will sell his weed as well as others. ''There will be our own, and then there will be opportunities for other growers, who meet quality standards. Let?s just call it the anti-Walmart model. Personally, internally, that?s what we call it. A certain standard by which growers have to account for carbon and such, in a way that empowers small growers who are doing the right thing. It will be like when you walk into a Whole Foods store. Whole Foods has their 365 brand, or you can buy Stony Brook, or you can buy Horizon? It?ll all fall under that umbrella of ?here?s our core beliefs, and here?s our mission statement,? and they will be a part of that, to be a part of us.''

OK! magazine claims Jon Gosselin may run for office. They quote him as saying: I?m contemplating running for office. Like political office, so I have a meeting but I?m still hesitant on that because I?m more intimidated, even though politics is kind of like entertainment, it?s just a different kind of world. State representative. But I haven?t made a formal announcement yet, but I have to soon. Actually I have to make an official announcement by January of next year because they are two year terms. There?s a lot of stuff I have to put in place.?

Don King tells Dish Nation that he wants Jamie Foxx to play him in a movie. ?We have had several people that had made an attempt, Ving Rhames did a pretty fair job. Las Vegas strip, James Earl Jones he played me. Jamie Foxx called me on the night he had the Oscar and said he wanted to be able to deal with working with me. Jamie is my man and when he got the Oscar he called me at two or three o?clock in the morning and told me he how elated he was, as I broke the barriers and broke down the barriers where he could go ? so I said, ?Jamie I love you.? So I feel really good about that. I don?t know how it is going to happen but we are going to start getting the memoirs together because truth is stranger than fiction.?

Naughty Gossip claims Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper looked 'friendly' at the premiere of ?Serena? this past weekend. A source tells the site: ?Bradley was looking forward to seeing Jennifer at the after-party to the premiere ? they had a lot to catch up on. He was very handsy and she laughed at every word he said. People immediately started talking about how great of a couple they would be??

Dish Nation claims George Clooney is open to having kids. A source tells the show: ?George never thought he?d find, and marry, someone like Amal. So already things are happening he never thought possible. And there?s something about the idea of creating a part of the two of them together that would live on forever that appeals to him. George has watched his pal Brad and the love that he and Angie have had creating their family, and he thinks about having it with Amal. George really never thought he?d have kids, especially after he breached 50. But then again, he never thought he?d marry again either! Nothing is out of the realm of possibility now.?

InTouch Weekly claims Paul Walker is going to be honored at the "Furious 7" premiere. A source tells the mag: ?Paul?s father and mother are going to come, as well as his daughter, Meadow, and all of his brothers. The studio is planning a special tribute to commemorate the event and are working with his family to decide exactly what that will be. Regardless, they're planning to donate a ton of proceeds from the film to honor Paul?s foundation Reach Out World Wide and everyone feels that this is something that will not only honor Paul, but his legacy as well.?

Michael Strahan tells Rumor Fix that his brothers called him BOB growing up. ?You know what Bob stands for? Booty on back, which means I was chubby. My commitment was to keep my brother and his friends from calling me Bob.''He used Jane Fonda workout tapes and the Herschel Walker Workout Book to get in shape.

Contact Music claims Britney Spears is taking pre-algebra classes in order to help her sons with their homework. The site quotes her as saying: ''They go to a really hard school, and this week we had three hours of homework [a night]. Some of it is hard for me. Next year when [Preston's] in fifth grade, he's going to be doing pre-algebra, and I'm taking classes so I know how to do it! If they get so many A's, they get one toy a month. Preston just asked for a high allowance like $10 a week or $20 a week - but we'll see.''

Mar. 23, 2015 6:13 am

                    Bachelor contestant farts on first date

Mar. 12, 2015 9:15 am

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Happy 62nd Birthday to Ron 'The Hedgehog" Jeremy

Ranked Number one on AVN's "The 50 Top Porn Stars of All Time" Jeremy's illustrious acting career spans decades and his theatricval work is incredible in such epic blockbusters as 21 Hump Street-Against All Bods-Booty Duty 5-Broadway Fanny Rose and Wild Wild Chest

   Shakara Monik Martin was arrested for sitting naked outside a Florida Dunkin' Donuts on a dare. Martin told police responding to the scene that the dare was part of a pledge to join a dance troupe. (Yahoo)


Mar. 11, 2015 9:27 am

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  • Canoodling Pandas
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  • Get in My Belly!
  • Taylor's 40-Million Dollar Legs
  • Gaga Over Guardians of the Galaxy

Happy 29th birthday to Christina Jolie! 

Christina?s favorite music genres are country, Christian, and pop.You may recognize this incredible actress in the epic critically acclaimed dramas-Lesbian Prison -Great Big Boobies 4 -Jiggling Jugs- and Natural Wonders of the World 49 & 53

Three teenagers broke into a house in St. Peters, Missouri and stole cash, jewelry, electronics, and an urn full of a powdery substance.  Thinking they hit it big with a score of cocaine, the three tried snorting some.  The powder was actually the ashes of the victim's father. (Smoking Gun)


Feb. 26, 2015 6:14 am

Kid Laughs Like a Troll

Feb. 25, 2015 9:05 am

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  • DWTS-A Lesson in Society
  • NYC Speak
  • North (For Weed) To Alaska 
  • Peanut Allergy?  Eat More Peanut Butter
  • 50 Shades of SpiongeBob

Happy 43rd birthday to Carrie Ann! 

Carrie Ann considers herself one of the most cordial mature-class performers in the adult film industry today -- often time portraying an innocent/coy lady who reveals her sexual prowess to unsuspecting young men. Her acting skills are some of the best and on display in the cinematic blockbusters- Mrs. Demeanor- Bubble Butt Bonanza 16-Girlgasmic 2 and She's My Man 3

Two Florida men-David Ricky Fanuelsen and Dean Ellis Brown, were busted for stealing tools after they accidentally ?butt dialed? their office voice mail they were stealing them from.  The two men conducted a lengthy discussion about how they could steal the tools after hours and resell them, not knowing that the company?s voicemail was recording all of it. (KEYSInfoNET)


Feb. 23, 2015 9:15 am

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  • Danica at Daytona
  • Jeepers, It's Just Jeb
  • Porn Star on a Plane
  • al Qaida Hide-Ah
  • Space Walk/  or Chinese Fire Drill?

Happy 34th birthday to Dylan Ryder! 

Dylan?s first porn shoot was for Reality Kings at the age of 23 -- she enjoyed her time in the business but quickly took a break after seven months to become a correctional officer in Arizona.  Thankfully her acting talent returned to the screen and we're always amazed at the characterization she portrays, especially in such blockbuster dramas as ?Booby Patrol,? ?Bounce: Top Heavy Talent,? and Busty House Calls" 

    An HR employee at an investment firm in London said he was getting off the subway, when a guy behind him shoved him out of the way and swore at him.  Later that day, that same guy showed up for an interview-with the guy he shoved and swore at..(DailyMail)

Feb. 20, 2015 8:32 am

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  • What's With All the Ice on Lake Eerie?
  • Bye Bye Beast Mode?
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This little guy weighs more than a newborn...

9 Fascinating Facts About the Oscars That You Should Know

Happy 30th birthday to Vanessa Michaels! 

The lovely Vanessa is known for her incredible curves and an acting talent that has been defined as "believable in a technically perfect way.." Quite apparent in the epic dramas:  Round Booty Cuties, 100% Photographic Mammaries  and 100% Natural Wonders 

   24-year-old Jared Simpson was at a Tallahassee, Florida bar and restaurant and ran up a $10 tab. When given the bill, Simpson tried to pay with a rock. After telling people he was "shot up in the war" but not explaining which war or in what branch of the military, he left. Simpson returned with a credit card that didn't work. He left again. Third time's a charm for Simpson who came back in a gray suit with a briefcase that he set down and warned "anyone who goes near this will die." The establishment was evacuated and a bomb squad found there was nothing inside. 
(Huffington Post)

Feb. 19, 2015 7:16 am

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  • Female Viagra
  • Pettite Comes Clean (or Clear)
  • Go Take a Nap!
  • Privacy on a Plane?
  • The Side Effects of Water
  • Woman Wants Sex 4 Times a day or a Divorce

Woman Reviews "Fifty Shades of Grey" While Getting Flogged ... She gets smacked across her butt with a belt 21 times

David Goldberg, of Bethesda, Maryland, turned his motorized toilet into a snow plow.

Happy 43rd birthday to Sunset Thomas! 

She says the name "Sunset" was inspired by a comment of her then-husband Zachary Adams when he said "You know what, honey? You're as pretty as a sunset.  Her amazing acting skills are highlighted in the epic blockbusters-"Oh! Zone!," ?Nookie Court "New Wave Hookers" and ?Muffy the Vampire Layer,? 

A Krispy Kreme in England, had to apologize for inviting kids to the "Krispy Kreme Klub" or "KKK Wednesday."  The KKK isn't as infamous in England as it is in the United States, and the Krispy Kreme probably didn't realize it had a negative connotation.


Feb. 18, 2015 7:17 am

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  • Beagle is the Best!
  • The Big Small Penis Party
  • How Much "Happy" Do We Need?
  • I Won't Smoke Because of the Font

Happy 27th birthday to porn starlet Lea Lexus! 

This Romanian' s incredible acting talents have been described as instinctive and intuitive.  And no where are they more apparent than in the blockbuster dramas-Bonnie Rotten-Wonder Woman Interactive-I Was a Mail Order Bride and Whore-dervs

Scranton, Pennsylvania landlord Robert Klemish was recently arrested for shooting one of his tenants in the butt when they wouldn't let him to use their cigarette rolling machine. 

5 Foods it's Probably Okay to Eat Off of the Floor

Londoner Ant Smith is holding a party for men with small privates. The 48 year-old, who has been married for 17 years, tells the Independent: "I?ve got various thoughts on what is a good and what is a bad small penis joke. And I do think humor is a great healer. So I?ll just say 'keep laughing'.''  The Big Small Penis Party will be held on March 7th.

Feb. 6, 2015 7:57 am

'Fifty Shades of Grey'' has been banned in Malaysia for being ?more like pornography than a movie?. ...2.75 million movie tickets have been pre-purchased for 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. It opens next weekend


Nominee for Worst Mom ever-The Waterbury, Connecticut police recently arrested Lindsay Hoffmann for leaving her two-week-old baby in a freezing car while she browsed an adult toy store.

Feb. 5, 2015 7:22 am

Derek Jeter?s girlfriend Hannah Davis landed the prestigious cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2015 edition.

Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski was celebrating his Super Bowl win at an L.A. club when his pants split. 

An ad in this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue features a plus-size bikini model. Ashley Graham is 27 and a size 16. 

Bruce Jenner is planning to reveal details about his sex change in a one-on-one interview with Diane Sawyer

Kim Kardashian goes full frontal -again-thios time for ?Love? magazine

 Jimmy Fallon Gets Five ?Saved By The Bell? Cast Members to Go Back to Bayside High -

Feb. 2, 2015 9:08 am

Our favorite Super Bowl Commercials

- The Patriots won Super Bowl 49 by beating Seattle 28 - 24 .. Tom Brady was the Super Bowl MVP

- As Madden 15 predicted, the Patriots beat the Seahawks 28-24

- Donald J. Trump Tweeted: ''I wonder if Marshawn Lynch will now speak and call some coach a moron for not allowing him to run the ball three times for one yard?''

- American Sniper was number one at the box office

- Ellen DeGeneres is going to produce a new comedy called ''Happy Time''. It stars Frozen singer Idina Menzel as a woman, who?s ready to stop pretending she?s so damned happy all the time

- TMZ claims JLo is selling her 17,000 square-foot Hidden Hills, California estate for $17 million.

- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are expecting a child. He Instragrammed: "Thank you EVERYONE for the Bday wishes!, This year, I'm getting the GREATEST GIFT EVER. CAN'T WAIT.

- Brian Shenkman won the Girl Scout Cookie Eating Contest on Saturday by downing 24 cookies in less than 3 minutes. 

Jan. 30, 2015 6:22 am

-  It takes Tiffany & Co. over four months to make one Lombardi Super Bowl trophy

- The odds of picking the correct Super Bowl score are 400-1

- Katy Perry's Super Bowl costume was scanned by security

- The Super Bowl will be broadcast in more than 230 countries with an estimated worldwide audience of over 1 billion people.

- The New York Times claims the NFL reached out to the Columbia University physics department for help in understanding how weather conditions affect ball pressure. The inquiry is part of their Deflate-gate investigation

- Dave Matthews raised the 12th Man flag atop the Space Needle yesterday in Seattle

- Simon Cowell has gotten a third dog. He bought a Yorkshire Terrier named Freddy.

- Eddie Murphy will appear on SNL's 40th anniversary special on Sunday February 15th. It will be his first appearance on the show in more than 30 years.

- The NY Daily News claims ''American Sniper'' has become a hit at the Iraq box office. One moviegoer screamed: "Shoot him! He has an IED, don't wait for permission!"

- The NY Post claims Johnny Depp and Amber Heard will soon marry on his private island. 50 people have been invited to the wedding

 Daily Internet Insight- 

All The Already-Released Ads From Super Bowl XLIX

Happy 35th birthday to Monique Dane! 

Monique has stated in interviews that she originally became a porn star to both ?pay off debts she had accumulated from a bad relationship? -- and to ?spite? her ex.  Despite her reasons..We all benefit from ana cting talent that has been described as ground breaking..especially in the critically acclaimed movies-Babes in Pornland-Busty Nurses-Natural Wonders and Bounce Baby Bounce

Jan. 28, 2015 9:40 am

 Deadline.com claims Disney may reboot Indiana Jones with Chris Pratt as Indy

- Perez Hilton claims Christina Aguilera will perform at the NBA All Star Game with the Rockettes

- Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo are going to star in a new ABC show called ''Chev & Bev'. It's about two self-obsessed baby boomers, who are forced to care for their grandchildren

- "Frozen" songwriters Bobby Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez will pen songs for Neil Patrick Harris to sing at the Oscars

- The Wrap claims Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy and ?Saturday Night Live? cast members Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones are in talks to do the Ghostbusters reboot

- Donald Trump Tweet of the Day: ''President Obama, our great leader, wants to declare martial law in New York City as a means of helping out with the "massive" storm.''

- Christopher Reeve's son Will Reeve is joining ESPN as a Sportscenter correspondent

- Competitive eater Molly Schuyler recently downed two 72-ounce steaks, or nine pounds of meat, in less than 30 minutes. 


Happy 53rd birthday to porn legend Ebony Ayes! 

Ebony  was one of the original pioneers of black stars entering the world of mainstream adult movies -- She reached the height of her career in the late 1980s and early 1990s.  Ebony takes a technical approach to her acting skills-and that's quite apparent in the epic dramas-Backfield in Motion -Double D Roommates The Booby Prize and Genital Hospital 

Jan. 26, 2015 8:41 am

 CNN claims Sony had to delay the release of their earnings report because they are still repairing their hacked computers

- New England Patriots fans are upset with the Milwaukee Bucks mascot Bango for doing a skit in which he was caught on camera deflating basketballs.  Check it out on our video page

- The in-flight magazine SkyMall is filing for bankruptcy

- Miley Cyrus tells ABC that she cannot spell the last name of her boyfriend, Patrick Schwarzenegger.

- US Weekly claims a Mrs Doubtfire musical is in the works

- Sarah Palin tells the Washington Post that she is interested in running for President. 

- Ben & Jerry's has introduced a limited edition flavor called Peanut Butter Half-Baked ice cream. It features chocolate and peanut butter ice creams mixed with peanut butter cookie dough and fudge brownies


Also a very happy 33rd birthday to mattress actress Nikki Sexx! 

Nikki  has several tattoos and piercings in her navel, left nostril, right upper lip, and her oh boy spot.. She was nominated for an AVN Award for ?Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene? in 2010. Her acting was stellar in the theatrical productions-Water Melons 2 - She's Got Big Boobs!-and 2 Horny Hotties, One Lucky Gent! 

Jan. 23, 2015 7:40 am

 A ball boy at the Australian Open had to leave the court yesterday after being hit in the groin by a 124-mph serve from Feliciano Lopez. Youi bet we have it on our Video Page

- The Hollywood Reporter is guestimating that ''Fifty Shades of Grey'' will earn $45 million during its opening weekend

- The Hollywood Reporter claims nearly 40% of the tickets sold for Bill Cosby's Denver show were refunded. Patrons requested refunds for 1,200 of the 3,100 tickets sold

- The NFL has fined Seahawks RB Marshawn Lynch $20,000 for grabbing his crotch during the NFC Championship game

- David Letterman will be a guest on CBS? Late Late Show next Tuesday when Regis Philbin hosts

- Frito Lay may release cinnamon sugar flavored Cheetos just before Easter

- CAKE, MORTDECAI,THE BOY NEXT DOOR, and  STRANGE MAGIC are in theaters this weekend


Happy 38th birthday to Gina Ryder! 

This porn veteran utilizes some of her talents with a Japanese animation company that produces adult-genre cartoons. And speaking of talent-we're talking acting on a technically perfect scale-especially highlighted ion such theatrical productions as :Freak of the Week, Farmer's Daughters do Hollywood-Hot Fresh Calendar Babes-Booty Duty 10 and West Coast Whoppers

Jan. 22, 2015 7:53 am


The NFL reports that every year, between 100 and 250 football fans show up to the Super Bowl with bogus tickets.

- LL Cool J is going to host the Grammy Awards on Sunday, February 8th on CBS

- Netflix is going to produce a new Pee Wee Herman movie called "Pee Wee's Big Holiday". Judd Apatow will also produce

- Dean Cain threatened Michael Moore for saying snipers are cowards. 

- Vulture claims Nicolas Cage is going to star in a new movie about Gary Faulkner, the 50-year-old ex-con, who traveled to Pakistan to capture Osama bin Laden. Borat director Larry Charles will direct this film

- Rosie Perez is returning to The View. 

- 31.7 million viewers watched Tuesday's State of the Union address. It was the lowest viewership for a State of the Union speech in 15 years.

Happy 41st birthday to Ava Devine! 

The self-titled "Queen of Filth" started her career as a stripper -- and was well into her twenties before she decided to take the porn plunge, but has been prolific in the industry ever since. Her stellar acting talents are very evident in the classic blockbusters ?Juggernauts,? ?Big Boob Vollyeballers,? and ?Leave it to Cleavage.?

Jan. 21, 2015 8:35 am


 - Contact Music claims Paula Abdul is in talks to judge ''So You Think You Can Dance''

- E! claims VH1 has canceled the reality show LeAnn & Eddie after one season.

- Someone defaced an ''American Sniper'' billboard in L.A. with the word MURDER

- Contact Music claims Madonna has recorded a new song with Mike Tyson called "Iconic". It will appear on her new CD "Rebel Heart"

- The Yankee Candle Company has launched a new line of Girl Scout Cookie candles. 

- Pizza Hut Australia is now selling a vegemite-stuffed crust pizza

- Red Velvet Oreo cookies are going to be available for a limited time around Valentine's Day

- TMZ claims Comedy Central is going to roast Justin Bieber

- Deadline.com claims ''The Interview'' has earned $40 million from video on-demand sales. Netflix will begin showing "The Interview" this Saturday

- The Sun Sentinel claims 11 balls used by the New England Patriots against the Indianapolis Colts were under-inflated. The scandal is being called 'Deflate Gate

A New Jersey teenager says she plans to marry her dad after losing her virginity to him.

The 18 year old says her dad only dated her mom for a few months and got her pregnant prom night.  He's had nothing to do with her since she was 5...and they fell in love when they reunited.. (NY Daily News)

Jan. 19, 2015 5:52 am


- Idina Menzel is going to sing the National Anthem at this year's Super Bowl. John Legend will sing ?America The Beautiful?

- Nick Cannon will not be playing Tupac in a new movie about the rapper's life. A spoof site started the rumor

- Jennifer Aniston tells Entertainment Tonight that she and Angelina Jolie are not feuding. 

- TMZ claims Mama June recently bought a new $149,000 Georgia home and then booted Sugar Bear for allegedly cheating online. He is now renting a double wide with his brother

- TMZ claims Jon Gosselin has purchased two turntables and a microphone so he can become a professional disc jockey

- The cast and crew of Hot In Cleveland surprised Betty White on her 93rd brthday with a flash mob. They did a Hawaiian dance and wore Hawaiian shirts and lei's

- Entertainmentwise claims Fox may bring back The X Files and Prison Break

- Deadspin claims a Seahawks fan ran onto the field after the game, dropped his pants and chugged an unknown liquid while fans cheered

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