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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 3RD
Sept. 3, 2010 6:51 am
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 2ND
Sept. 2, 2010 6:49 am
Back after three days off..Spent the time cleaning my house and listening to show tunes..By Day 3 I had to drink some beer and try to shoot some animal from the roof of my house...Oh-and pulled my back , so I think God is telling me I shouldn't clean the house.
 The Big Ten will break into two six-team divisions starting with the 2011 football season. Conference commissioner Jim Delaney says the conference is looking forward to The league will also play its first conference championship game on December 3rd, 2011 at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis. Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin, Purdue, Indiana and Illinois will be in one division. The other will consist of Michigan, Nebraska, Michigan State, Iowa, Northwestern and Minnesota.
 DAILY NUMNUT-A 28-year-old man in Essex, England who suffered burns after he accidentally blew himself up trying to kill a spider. The man was using an aerosol can but couldn't see if he killed the spider because the bathroom bulb had burned out, so he used his lighter to illuminate the room. The blast was so strong it blew him off his feet and knocked the door off its hinges.
 WILDE & WEIRD-According to Italy's "Il Messaggero," a 50-year-old man gave adult toymaker Diego Bortolin more than 18-thousand dollars to create a life-like sex doll that resembles his ex-girlfriend. The man provided Bortolin with photos of his former flame and reportedly told him, quote, "I want it just like her but with bigger boobs." Bortolin says they've done a great job recreating the woman's features, noting, quote, "Our normal dolls are very realistic and everything works just like the real thing."
 A California golfer struck a rock that sparked a 12-acre fire. It was the most destructive drive by a golfer since Tiger Woods tried to leave his house on Thanksgiving.
 The Washington Shakespeare Company, known for its offbeat treatment of classic plays, plans to offer up an entire evening of Shakespeare --in Klingon. Selections from "Hamlet" and "Much Ado About Nothing" will be performed in both English and Klingon, and the lines in each will correspond to the Bard's signature meter: iambic pentameter.
The WSSS Top Five Things Shakespeare would say if he was around today
5) "Now that I've had 400 years to think about it, tights are kind of fruity."
4) "I just got a 'Welcome Back Kotter' lunch box on eBay."
3) "Sarah Palin? Lord, what fools these mortals be!"
2) "I'm gonna go hang out at Barnes & Noble and pick up chicks in the theater section."
1) "What's something good that rhymes with 'Hooters'?"
FRIDAY, AUGUST 27TH
Aug. 27, 2010 7:25 am
 The scene in "The Last Exorcism" I was talking about where Ashley Bell contorts her body without the use of any special effects....Creepy...
 A Melbourne, Australia, man was fined $700 after cops busted him riding his motorcycle with a barbecue grill strapped to his body. The 29-year-old was charged with careless driving, though he told the cops that he only reason he had the barbecue was because he found it on the side of the road and wanted to bring it home.
 Former RNC head and Bush 2004 campaign manager Ken Mehlman publicly admitted that he is gay. It's very unusual for a top name Republican to come out of the closet. Usually, they come out of the airport men's room ....Ohhhhhhh!!
Ten percent of people in their twenties think it's OK to text while having sex.
 CONGRATULATIONS to Dianne Pretasky of LaCrosse-Our latest Big Meat Qualifier..Cajun Baby Back Ribs!
Take 2 pounds of Holmen Meat Market baby back ribs.
Rub cajun spice, salt, and pepper on both sides of your ribs. Seal tightly in tin foil and bake at 400 degrees for 1 1/2 hours until fork tender.
Heat grill on medium heat and lightly oil grates.
Remove ribs from foil and brush with your favorite Holmen Meat Market BBQ Sauce!
Grill until browned. Brush with more sauce. Enjoy!
THURSDAY, AUGUST 26TH
Aug. 26, 2010 5:21 am
 WILDE & WEIRD-A drunk man in Florida was arrested after getting into an "obscene argument" with his bicycle Tuesday. Officers noticed Richard Bialon in the wee hours of the morning really letting his bike have it in the middle of a Mobil gas station parking lot. He was disturbing the customers, so cops broke up the "fight" and hauled Bialon to jail. Cops didn't say what the argument was about or whether Bialon had accused the bike of any wrongdoing.
 A 37-year-old Saratoga Springs, New York, man was arrested after he punched a police horse. The man had just been kicked out of a local bar for arguing with employees and patrons when he turned his rage on his arresting officer and his trusty steed. He hit the horse, named Jupiter, with a closed fist but did not leave any marks. He was sentenced to two months in the clink and fined $200 in court surcharges
 Check out this headshot
 A woman in Britain has received death threats after the video of her tossing a cat into a garbage can went viral. In the clip, the woman is seen petting the small cat named Lola before she clutches it by the scruff of the neck, throws it into a garbage can, and closes the lid. The cat was rescued after 15 hours in the can, before being dumped into a garbage truck. After her name and address was posted online, a crowd gathered at her house and she started receiving death threats, prompting police to guard her house to fend off a potential attack.
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 25TH
Aug. 25, 2010 5:03 am
 WILDE & WEIRD-Elizabeth Progris-A 22-year-old "dancer/housewife" being booked into a Florida jail was caught trying to smuggle some private contraband in a very private place. Progris had been searched and was showering in the county jail when a deputy noticed a clear bag drop "from her genital area to the floor by her feet." Turns out it was a bag of Xanax pills. Love the mug shot
Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren's divorce is final. Word is she will get 100-million dollars- While Tiger will get back his his whore-fueled super-golf powers
 YourTango.com released a list of things men should not wear on a date. They include Khakis, turtlenecks tighty whiteys, their wedding ring
 In a British poll by Clairol, Marilyn Monroe was named the greatest blond of all time. According to blonde Christa Chrockman who tabulated the results, "the 14 blondes on this top ten list are all winners."
 "Daisy Duke" topped CoedMagazine.com's list of television characters that you probably wanted to hook up with. Not to be confused with Paris Hilton, who topped the list of television characters that you probably did hook up with
TUESDAY, AUGUST 24TH
Aug. 24, 2010 4:49 am
28-year-old Denonta Thadison, called police to report $10,000 had been stolen from his hotel room, but was arrested when officers found $9,370 stashed in the room's microwave oven along with more than two pounds of crack and powdered cocaine.
STUPID NAKED PEOPLE-24-year-old Robert Biggenow, who was drunk and completely naked, was sleeping in a Lorain, Ohio alley when he was accidentally run over and subsequently parked on. Biggenow woke up when the car ran over him and trapped him underneath it. Firefighters were called in and were able to lift the vehicle in order to free Biggenow.
 ILDE & WEIRD: Twenty-one-year-old Melissa Garcia let a 12-year-old child drive her and her family almost 30 miles from Nichols, Iowa to Iowa City, Iowa. Police say the car containing the 12 year old driver, Garcia and her three children was weaving all over the road.
 Wanna look sexier? InStyle.com says it's pretty simple..Undo a button. ...Wear red.
Wear a pencil skirt. ..Show some leg. ..Add a dash of leopard. ..Don a leather jacket. You have to read the article, because I tried all these and no one at the Mall thought I was sexy at all.
 This is awesome! "Star Wars..The Silent Film Edition"
MONDAY, AUGUST 23RD
Aug. 23, 2010 5:54 am
 Brett Favre answering the question-How many games will you play this year before your body gives out? How many hits can a 41 year old take like that one he took last night?
DAILY NUMNUT-An Eden, New York robbery suspect forgot to wear a mask during a bank robbery. The man had a dust mask around his neck but neglected to raise it to his face. The surveillance video shows the man handing over a note to the teller, taking a cell phone call and then quickly running out of the bank. Cops assume that his get-away driver called him to alert him to his mistake
 WLDE & WEIRD: According to the Nanfang Daily in Shenzhen City, China, a woman's husband gave her midwife a $15 dollar tip. The midwife named Zhang was so upset with the amount of the tip she sewed up the woman's anus.
 According to Time magazine, here are some of the greatest movie battles of all time:
FRIDAY, AUGUST 20TH
Aug. 20, 2010 7:04 am
 A new report out says Brett's ankle wasn't the only reason he hemmed and hawed about returning to the Vikings this season..Word is it's Head Coach Brad Childress...He-and reportedly a lot of the players don't have any respect for him. You know what I would do? I'd bench Favre the first game...That would show everyone who is in charge...
 Congratulations to Jarrod Turk of LaCrosse-Our latest Big Meat Qualifier!!
Bacon Weave Fatty
1lb bacon
1.5 lb italian sausage (sweet or hot)
1 C pepperjack cheese, chopped or shredded
1 C chopped jalepeno pepper
Favorite pork rub
Favorite BBQ sauce
Hickory chips for grill or smoker
Fire up grill or smoker-If using grill you should prepare it for offset cooking Fry 4 slices bacon and chop. Weave remaining bacon and season w/ pork rub. Pat out sausage until appr. 1/2 in thick apply a thin coat of BBQ sauce to top of sausage layer cheese, fried bacon and chopped peppers on top of sausage carefully roll sausage into a tube shape and pinch ends shut so the goodness doesnt ooze out during cooking. Place sausage roll on bacon weave and roll tightly tuck in the ends of the bacon and apply a decent amount of pork rub to outside Place on grill with coals to the side or in smoker and add hickory chips. Continue to add hickory for the first hour when the smoke starts to disappear Try to maintain 225 degree grill or smoker temp for appr 3 hours. Your Fatty will be ready when internal temp is 160-170 remove and let rest for 10 minutes Slice 1/2 in and serve with BBQ sauce on the side. Enjoy
 A female sexologist claims that if husbands want to get wives in the mood for sex, they should hug their wives for 30 seconds without groping their breasts or butts. Hug my wife for 30 seconds? That IS sex
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 18TH
Aug. 18, 2010 5:50 am
 Word is Brett will be back with the Vikings this year..There's a press conference today, and rumor has it he'll come back and play. I'm torn..Torn because I don't like the man and how he elevated himself above the game of football-but yet...I can't wait to see defenses rip him apart this year..
 British model Kelly Brook says she wouldn't have done a nude, lesbian love scene for the movie Piranha, but the director had a French accent, and it made her melt so much, she couldn't refuse. My response to that... "Sacre bleu!"
 Not all "Mama Grizzlies" -- a phrase used by Sarah Palin to describe her supporters -- support the one-time vice presidential candidate and her politics. In fact, women from the abortion rights group EMILY's List are literally roaring mad at Palin in a video ad posted on YouTube, which features the women dressed as grizzlies, growling and ripping into Palin and her politics.
 One of the latest videos to go viral is of this adorable little girl describing to her mommy and daddy the sounds that she heard coming from their room last night. Cute..and so very wrong at the same time.
TUESDAY, AUGUST 17TH
Aug. 17, 2010 7:13 am
 DAILY NUMNUT-A homeowner called police after she heard cries for help and traced them to her chimney. William Hussey was found stuck in the chimney of a house of someone he didn't know. After the fire department hoisted him out of the chimney, Hussey was charged with public intoxication, vandalism and aggravated trespassing.
 WILDE & WEIRD-An unidentified 75-year-old Canadian man robbed a bank while using a walker. The elderly man said he was armed and made off with a small amount of cash before leaving the bank with the assistance of a walker. The man was apprehended approximately 45 minutes later in the same strip mall where the bank is located.
 STUPID NAKED PEOPLE-22-year-old Sheehan Lygren of Portsmouth, New Hampshire, was arrested after he was caught streaking through Market Square. Lygren led cops on a foot chase before he was captured. He claimed that the stunt was the result of a dare.  Mel Gibson was driving in Malibu Sunday night when he accidentally crashed his Maserati into a rocky hillside. Word is Mel got into an obscenity-laced screaming match with the voice-activated navigation system who he got pregnant.
MONDAY, AUGUST 16TH
Aug. 16, 2010 6:19 am
 WILDE & WEIRD-Two attractive female thieves in Paris robbed a man at an ATM when one exposed her breasts, and while he stared transfixed, the other withdrew 300 euros from his account.
 DAILY NUMNUT-31-year-old Adam Manning fondled a maternity nurse while she was wheeling his pregnant girlfriend to the delivery room. Manning was sentenced to six months in jail and ordered to undergo psychosexual, mental health and substance abuse evaluations and treatment. By the way, Manning missed his child's birth following his arrest.
UNBELIEVABLE... Eight people were killed and 12 others were injured Saturday at the California 200, an off-road race in the Mojave Desert. At the race, held about 100 miles northeast of Los Angeles, spectators sat close enough to almost touch the trucks.
 A University of South Alabama psychologist who researches "booty calls" says he's discovered that they tend to be short, unemotional relationships without a lot of "handholding." Yeah, I think you can tell from the name "booty call" that your hand is not what the guy wants to hold.
 If women have excessive belly fat and a muffin-top, it can be fatal. Especially if you mention it to her.
FRIIIDAY THE 13TH
Aug. 13, 2010 5:59 am
 CURT LINDNER of Bangor!!
'Awsome Beer Can Chicken: 1 can (12 ounces) beer 1 chicken (3 1/2 to 4 pounds) 1 teaspoon Liquid Smoke 1 1/2 tablespoons Cajun seasoning 1 1/2 tablespoons Old Bay Seasoning 2 teaspoons vegetable oil Pop the tab off the beer can, make 2 or 3 additional holes in the top of the can. Pour the Liquid Smoke into one of these holes and stir. Place the chicken in a large bowl on its side and pour half the smoke-flavored beer over it. Let marinate in the refrigerator, covered, for 45 minutes, turning twice. Put the Cajun and Old Bay seasonings in a small bowl and stir to mix, then set aside. Remove the chicken from the marinade and pat dry. Sprinkle 2 teaspoons of seasoning mix inside the body and cavity and 1 teaspoon inside the neck cavity of the chicken. Drizzle the oil over the outside of the bird and rub or brush it all over the skin. Sprinkle the outside of the bird with 1 tablespoon rub and rub it all over the skin. Spoon the remaining rub through a hole in the top of the can into the beer. Hold the chicken upright, with the opening of the body cavity at the bottom and lower the bird onto the beer can so the can fits into the cavity. To cook: Place soaked hickory wood chips on top of hot charcole. Place chicken and beer can in center of grill grate and cook until skin is golden brown, about 1.5 hr's.
 STUPID NAKED PEOPLE: Richard Baker who was covered only with a towel and standing in the road when he asked deputies to search his home for a possible intruder. The officers found no intruder but they immediately smelled marijuana and spotted a plastic grocery bag weighing one pound that had six sandwich bags containing pot. A deputy commented, "if you have illegal drugs in the house, it's probably not a good idea to call attention to yourself by standing in the road naked."
THURSDAY, AUGUST 12TH
Aug. 12, 2010 5:56 am
 PEOPLE reports Jennifer Lopez may be out as the judge of ?American Idol.? Fox may have seen red when her demands kept on increasing and finally got out of hand. Fox, then decided to drop her once for all.
 WILDE & WEIRD: 51-year-old Gary Korkuc was arrested for animal cruelty for "marinating" his live cat in oil and peppers in the trunk of a car. Korkuc told police he did it because the cat was ill-tempered. Korkuc also told officers a number of things that didn't make sense, including that his neutered male cat was pregnant.
 DAILY NUMNUT: A Russian man was sentenced to 22 years in prison for assaulting a gypsy fortune teller because she predicted he would go to prison.
 British engineers created a vehicle that runs on methane from human waste. It's called the Little Deuce Poop.
 CoEd Magazine put out a list of the 10 most popular male fantasies.
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 11TH
Aug. 11, 2010 5:36 am
AskMen.com's list of the 10 sexiest celebrity MILFs. In at Number 10-Bridget Moynahan.
 DAILY NUMNUT-West Virginia affiliate WSAZ reports that 61-year-old Eddie Campbell was arrested for his alleged "lewd acts" with an armless mannequin in a public park on Sunday. The Belle, West Virginia resident was taken into custody after he was spotted without pants while sitting on a park bench with the mannequin. He told cops he was "just trying to have a little fun."
 James Hubbell turned himself in to police early Sunday after calling 911 at around 4:45 a.m. In the tape of the 911 call, which was released yesterday, the 64-year-old Hubbell can be heard saying, "I'm drunk and I'm drinking, so [expletive] pick me up and take me to jail." Later in the conversation, Hubbell told the dispatcher, "I'm coming to your place." Hubbard's Gold Ford Ranger was spotted by a sheriff's deputy driving through the grass of the health department, located next door to the sheriff's station.
TUESDAY AUGUST 10TH
Aug. 10, 2010 5:46 am
 WILDE & WEIRD: Jet Blue Flight attendant Steven Slater who had enough after a dispute with a passenger, has become an overnight folk hero for telling off a rude passenger and then resigning with an expletive-laced tirade over the plane's intercom. He then dramatically exited the plane by activating and sliding down the emergency-evacuation chute --after grabbing a beer from the beverage cart.
DAILY NUMNUT-A Turkish groom fired a borrowed AK-47 rifle in the air to celebrate his nuptials, but quickly lost control of the weapon and accidentally shot his guests.
.jpg) Over the weekend Sarah Palin was in a small town in Alaska to film a segment for a program on TLC when she was confronted by a woman holding up a said reading, "WORST GOVERNOR EVER." The woman, Kathleen Gustafson, accused Palin of selling out the state of Alaska by stepping down as governor to pursue other ventures. Palin sarcastically responded, "Oh, so you wanted me to be your governor! I'm honored! Thank you!" Palin later asked Gustafson what she does for a living and Palin and her daughter seemingly groaned and exchanged eye rolls when she replied she's s school teacher.
 102 people in Essex, England, set a new world record by riding a roller coaster together naked. The record was for most disgusting roller coaster seats in the world.
MONDAY, AUGUST 9TH
Aug. 9, 2010 5:55 am
 DAILY NUMNUT: An Illinois school bus driver crashed his bus full of kids after he fell out of the moving bus when he leaned out the door to throw-up.. Witnesses say he fell out the door but the bus kept going, coming to a stop in a nearby ditch.
 WILDE & WEIRD: 22-year-old James Manas, assaulted "Suzie Pancake" the IHOP mascot, as she was waving along a road in Bellingham, WA. Manas approached the mascot and began yelling and hitting the suit with his hand. An IHOP manager called police and Manas was found a short time later. Manas told police he had only been joking and that he did not hit the pancake.
 Former Price Is Right model Shane Stirling is suing the show, claiming she was fired because she got pregnant. Stirling, who was terminated in 2008, is asking for more than $25,000. And you know who the father is rumored to be?
 Academy-Award winning actress Patricia Neal, whose off-screen life was one of dramatic triumph over adversity, has died. She was 84.Neal suffered several strokes and kept acting. Neal is best known for her role as Alma in "Hud," where she played a housekeeper who did not fall for cowboy Paul Newman's charms. She won an Academy Award for the role.
 Boston-area police arrested 59-year-old Lawrence Maguire over the weekend after he was reportedly touching himself inappropriately on a train last week. The tip that led to the arrest came from a tweet sent by fellow passenger Nay Khun, who wrote on Twitter. He also included a twitpic of the suspect.
 How not to jump into a pool
THURSDAY AUGUST 5TH
Aug. 5, 2010 5:59 am
 The Retirement Circus continues. Funny how he suddenly denied sending any texts to his teammates announcing his retirement when the Vikings offered him more money to stay and play. Whenever they say it isn't about the money-it's always about the money. If it's not about the money, don't take it.
 Deadspin.com reports former Jets in-house sideline reporter Jenn Sterger reveals she received photos from Brett Favre showing him wearing only a pair of Crocs and playing with himself. The 26-year-old Sterger reportedly told Deadspin one of the photos showed a naked Favre holding himself while wearing the wristwatch he sported during his first retirement press conference. The website says Sterger spurned the 40-year-old Favre's overtures. It quotes an e-mail from Sterger as saying, quote, "I don't roll that way. That way meaning old, or married."
WEDNESDAY AUGUST 4TH
Aug. 4, 2010 5:18 am
 Today is President Obama's 49th birthday. Now his age matches his approval rating...
 Brett Favre has informed the Minnesota Vikings that he plans to retire. Brett says he's retiring so he can spend time preparing for his NFL comeback
 Gibson has compiled a list of what it is calling the "Top 50 Guitar Albums of All Time." Topping the list is Van Halen's self-titled 1978 debut, followed by The Jimi Hendrix Experience's Are You Experienced and Led Zeppelin Four.
 About a week before she was sentenced to jail, Lindsay Lohan did a photo spread for Maxim magazine that has just now been released. For the cover, she wore an (ironically) black and white striped bikini. In the interview, Linds talks about her future plans, saying she would like to ?focus on myself and my work and to move all press on me to focus on the work I do. Also, I?d like to do more work in India and travel to Malawi.? She was also asked about her Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno, but she declined to give any details.
 Jim Bob, Michelle and the massive Duggar clan are back in the news. The Duggars went on the Today show with baby #19 who is out of the NICU and doing well. When asked whether she'll have a 20th, Michelle said it was up to God.
 Check out "Disco Dog!"
Reporter Melts After Ruining Ice Sculpture
TUESDAY, AUGUST 3RD, 2010
Aug. 3, 2010 5:47 am
 Lady Gaga told Vanity Fair she fears having sex with a partner could deplete her artistic energy. Says Gaga, "I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity through my vagina."
 President Obama said yesterday he was standing by his timeline to end the U.S. military effort in Iraq. He made the announcement during a speech at the Disabled American Veterans national convention in Atlanta."
 Bristol Palin has reportedly ended her engagement to Levi Johnston. She was initially really excited to be married and then she realized that it was going to be to Levi Johnston.
MONDAY AUGUST 2ND
Aug. 2, 2010 6:37 am
.jpg) Sarah Palin is at it again. Discussing Arizona's controversial immigration law on Fox News Sunday, the former governor of Alaska said Arizona Governor "Jan Brewer has the cojones that our president does not have. If our own president will not enforce our federal law, more power to Jan Brewer." Key provisions of the Arizona law were blocked last week by a U.S. District Court judge, prompting Arizona to file an appeal. Palin went on to call the judge's ruling "unfortunate" but hopefully "temporary."
 A skydiving plane crashed on Sunday in New York, injuring six. "Why didn't they jump?!"
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