(variety) Firm In Charge Of Best Picture Envelope Apologizes For Oscar Mix Up-The accounting firm responsible for overseeing the Oscars envelopes is apologizing for the snafu that led to "La La Land" mistakenly and temporarily winning "Moonlight's" Best Picture award.
(DailyMail) Assassins Who Took Out Kim Jhong-Nham Were Paid 90 Bucks-They say that they thought they were playing a wacky prank.
(Mashable) Man Quits His Job With A Note Written On Toilet Paper
(apa.org) Smartphones Are Stressing People Out-New survey finds that those who are always checking their smartphones have more stress than those who don?t
Photo: Kompas.com/Ronny Adolof Buol
(OddityCentral) Wrong Number Leads To An 82-Year-Old Woman Hooking Up With 28-Year-Old-a wrong number can lead to true love.
(BroBible) Three Words: Grilled Cheese Donuts-Here?s the makeup of this beast: ?Habanero Glazed Bacon Donut, sliced in half, filled with mozzarella, and hung over a bowl of tomato soup.?
(DailyMail) Human Ken doll breaks up with his Barbie lookalike girlfriend? because she dyed her hair BROWN
(WFAB) What You Don?t See Every Day: An Upside Down Naked Guy In A Tree-Jerry Featherswas out walking his dog, when a lady came running his way. Thinking there was trouble, Jerry sprung into action, only to find something completely bizarre. There was a naked guy hanging upside-down in a tree
THURSDAY FEBRUARY 23RD Feb. 23, 2017 7:03 am
The Navy Is Getting Super Lasers-It looks like the United States Navy is getting ?frickin? laser beams!? By 2018, it?s said that the tech will be in place to shoot down the enemy ?Independence Day? style.
(NASA) Seven Earth-Size Planets Found In Orbit Around Tiny Star-Is there life ?out there?? Maybe ? and we?re at least a little closer to finding out. This as NASA confirms the discovery of a record seven Earth-size exoplanets orbiting a tiny star in the constellation Aquarius.
(JapaneseTimes) Japanese App Will Help People Find Nearest Available Toilet-Japanese company has created an app listing the nearest open toilet...and reporting when someones been in one for too long
(coloradoan) Going Topless In One Colorado Town Is Now Legal-An ordinance that says women can't be topless in Fort Collins is being blocked by a federal judge thanks to his ruling yesterday.
Flip the bird while humming a tune
TUESDAY FEBRUARY 14TH Feb. 14, 2017 8:09 am
(Quartz) Bookies Are Taking Trump Impeachment Bets-The odds on whether Trump will resign or be impeached aren't as long as might be expected, less than four weeks into his presidency.
(USAToday) Playboy Magazine Bringing Back Nudity-If you liked "Playboy" for more than the articles, the nudity is back
(BroBible) How Ugly Dudes Land Hot Chicks-Maybe having a personality actually works!
(TheStreet) Most Couples Are Netflix "Cheaters"-Survey finds a lot of people are watching Netflix shows ahead of their partners
MONDAY FEBRUARY 13TH Feb. 13, 2017 7:09 am
Valentine?s Day Expectations Are Stressing People Out-A survey from RetailMeNot found that 74% of consumers say they find something stressful about dating or being in a relationship. Among Americans who say relationships can be stressful, the most commonly cited reason is struggling to find time for themselves or buying gifts for a significant other.
(ThrillList) The Most-Unhealthy Fast Food You Can Get- You?ve been warned?now, eat up!
(UberGizmo) Call Of Duty? To Go ?Back To Its Roots-Combat will take center stage once again.
(TheHill) Paper Uses Pic Of Alec Baldwin Instead Of Donald Trump -The article was about relations between the United States and Israel, and, on the right, was a picture of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. On the left, should have been a picture of Trump, but instead was a shot of Alec Baldwin ? dressed as Trump in a Saturday Night Live skit
(NYPost) $325K wedding nixed after brawl erupts at rehearsal dinner, suit says-Till death do us punch.
(Metro) Woman Goes On Blind Date Selected By Octopus
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 10 Feb. 10, 2017 6:38 am
(USNews) More People Than Ever Gave Up Their U.S. Citizenship In 2016- The Treasury Department reports more than five-thousand people renounced their citizenship last year.
Comet 45P/Honda-Mrkos-Pajdusáková captured in Kekaha, Hawaii on Dec. 23, 2016
Credit: Jim Denny
(Space.com) The Sky Will Offer A Triple Thrill This Weekend-The snow moon, which is what tonight?s full moon has been dubbed, is going to be blocked for a time by a penumbral lunar eclipse.
(OddityCentral) Man Sprays Insecticide In His Ear To Get Rid Of Cockroach But an unidentified 60-year-old man in China took that route when it seemed that all-else had failed him?including the use of ?various tools.? The good news is that the insect did die. The bad news? There was now a dead bug in the dude?s ear.
(DailyMail) School sends an awkwardly hilarious letter of complaint home after a 10-year-old invents an imaginary friend called ?Wildo the Dildo?
(Click2Houston) Woman Sues Mexican Restaurant After Falling Off Donkey -Kimberly Donn wanted to have her picture taken sitting on the life-sized donkey statue, she claims that the restaurant ?permitted and encouraged? it. Then, she fell off the ass, and busted hers.
THURSDAY FEBRUARY 9TH Feb. 9, 2017 6:11 am
(AtlantisObscura) Amazing Science: Why Men Have More Navel Lint Than Women-Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki studied almost 5,000 navels to get to the bottom of this great mystery and the first reason he came up with?
(SBNation) A Prediction Of This Year?s Baseball Season Through Computer Algorithm-If you?re a baseball fanatic, then you might have heard of the PECOTA. That?s the Player Empirical Comparison and Optimization Test Algorithm
(upgruv) Fire Department Gives Away Sex Toys On Bingo Night. Rush Township is just north of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, and they found an innovative and titillating way to earn some money for their fire department. It?s a little something they called ?Adult Bingo Night
(LiveLeak) Topless Protesters Protesting Not Being Allowed To Be Topless-Boob alert ? you?ve been warned! NSFW!!
(twincities.com) Man Married To Woman And Her 18-Year-Old Daughter-Using a fake name, a man was able to marry a woman and then her 18-year-old daughter
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 8TH Feb. 8, 2017 7:34 am
(SI.com) Christie Brinkley back in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
(Wired) How To Get Echo And Google Home To Quit Responding To Your TV-There are fixes for these annoying issues.
(Torontosun) Minnesota Cops Threaten Drunks With Justin Bieber Superbowl Ad-It?s official, police everywhere are finding it comic gold to put out a ?wacky? comedic take on the dangers of drunk driving.
(LADBible) Sex Toy Recall Announced Due To Overuse-If your lady is the proud owner of a sex toy called the ?Black Power Wand,? you need to put her on high-alert ASAP.
(ABCNews) Man Busted Driving Drunk In Pink Lingerie - Pittsburgh?s own Daniel Marchese is in custody on charges that range from DUI to indecent exposure, and more.
TUESDAY FEBRUARY 7TH Feb. 7, 2017 7:26 am
(TheStreet) Valentine?s Day To Cost More This Year-The price of the most popular Valentine?s gifts have increased this year-Even the cheapest of the cheap gifts, a greeting card, will cause you to dip into your wallet a little more. The average cost of a Valentine?s cars is about $5.25, which is a 16.67% increase.
(BarstoolSports) Atlanta Sporting Goods Store Jumped The Gun-During the third quarter of the Super Bowl, an Atlanta-area Dick?s Sporting Goods store decided to put out their Atlanta Falcons Champions shirts and hats. Oops.
(MarketWatch) The Best Cities For Dating Are...If you?re in need of a new honey, maybe a change of scenery is in order.
(FOXNews) 17th-century shopping list discovered in UK attic
Mr Bilby, I pray p[ro]vide to be sent too morrow in ye Cart some Greenfish, The Lights from my Lady Cranfeild[es] Cham[ber] 2 dozen of Pewter spoon[es]: one greate fireshovell for ye nursery; and ye o[t]hers which were sent to be exchanged for some of a better fashion, a new frying pan together with a note of ye prises of such Commoditie for ye rest.
Your loving friend
(Metro) Shoplifter Taken Down By A Cop Dressed Like A Giraffe -Officer Ben Perkins was out with some friends ? dressed as a giraffe ? who were also dressed as giraffes, when the robber was spotted ?in the act.? That?s when Perkins sprang into action, and collared the crook ? while still dressed as a giraffe.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 3RD Feb. 3, 2017 8:07 am
(NYDailyNews) Trump Thinks Goodell Is A Dope-Looks like Goodell has yet another admirer
(SomeCards) Brilliant A-Game-Level Tinder Sleeze- Simply judging by his profile on Tinder, ?Jesse? appears to have it goin on. He set up his own form of automated message,, where the ladies can choose their own adventure
(TalkofFameNetwork) Former NFL Commish Sorry For Ignoring Concussions-Paul Tagliabue is one of two contributor candidates for this year's Hall of Fame class. One thing that could play a major role on if he gets in or not is his stance on concussions during his reign.
(DailyMail) The science of groundhog day: Researchers reveal SEX is the real reason woodchucks emerge-Normally groundhog's are solitary and aggressively maintain a feeding territory But they temporarily awaken from hibernation in early February to reestablish the bonds necessary for mating to ensure mating happens in early March
(WashingtonPost) President Trump Had A Rough Call With The Australian Prime Minister- The "Washington Post" reports that President Trump had a rocky conversation with the leader of one of America's closest allies. Apparently, the President ridiculed Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull over a refugee deal during a phone call Saturday. He also reportedly bragged about his election win before suddenly ending the call. It was supposed to be an hour-long conversation, but only lasted about 25 minutes. Trump reportedly told Turnbull that it was the worst of five conversations he'd had with world leaders that day.
How Much Do Americans Spend On Super Bowl Parties? A lot of people take their Super Bowl party very seriously, with folks spending a lot of money to make sure there?s the right food and beverages for their guestsAmericans will spend about $82-million on chicken wings for Super Bowl Sunday
Chips are the biggest snacks, with folks spending about $277-million on potato chips, with tortilla chips close behind at $225-milAbout $1.2-billion is spent on beer, with $594-million spent on wine and $503-million spent on spirits.
(Maxim) The Most Popular Brands Of Booze Are? Everyone has a brand of beer and liquor that they?re most loyal to. People are sometimes so passionate ? that it?s almost like an extension of their personality. The bar management software company Bevspot has just put together a nice little report that puts the spotlight one what the faves are in a variety of libation category
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(SeattleTimes) Police stop nude jogger on Microsoft campus after seeing ?illuminated? buttocks-Officers on the south side of the tech giant?s campus, near 15320 N.E. 40th St., stopped the man about 3:30 a.m. after ?seeing nude buttocks illuminated by a streetlight,? according to a city news release.
TUESDAY JANUARY 31ST Jan. 31, 2017 7:14 am
(NYTimes) The Boy Scouts Are Going To Accept Transgender Members-The Boy Scouts of America are about to reverse their stance on transgender participation.
(DailyMail) Don?t Have Hot Tub Sex-That glorious soak is a bad place for a poke
(thrilllist) Grossest Food State-By-State..Wisconsin's is Solly's Butterburger (yum!) -Minnesota has the Pickle Dog-Iowa has Loose Meat
(DailyMail) Why Chicks Cheat -As far as reasons go, some just enjoy the thrill of being ?bad?. Others are still ?in love? with their exes. Then there?s the obvious stuff ? a fear of being alone, a need for attention, blah blah blah.
(PennLive) Drunk Guy In Wheelchair Tries To Latch On To Passing Cars Charlie Ray Carroll. Why do we love Chuck? He was popped for trying to grab onto passing cars. While drunk. Good times!
THURSDAY JANUARY 26TH Jan. 26, 2017 8:14 am
(Telegraph) The ?Doomsday Clock? Is Getting Updated Today-We will find out today how close we are to the ?end.?
(AdWeek) Tostitos ?Party Bags? Will Get You Home Safely After Your Super Bowl Party-Chip-maker Frito-Lay is partnering with Mothers Against Drunk Driving and Uber to create alcohol sensor bags they have dubbed ?Party bags.? A sensor at the top of the bag measures your breath and if you register positive, a steering wheel logo on the bag lights up red with a "don't drink and drive" message underneath.
(DailyMail) Take off all your clothes: Being naked makes us happier and more satisfied with our bodies
(Yahoo) The Shape Of Your Brain Defines If You Are An A-Hole Or Not-Researchers at the University of Cambridge recently discovered an interested correlation between the shape of a person?s brain, and what kind of person they are. Whether you?re a nasty prick, or a big-hearted teddy bear, it might actually have more to do with the shape of that little pea brain inside of your skull.
(ViralVideoUK) What happens when You Combine A Light Bulb, A Golf Club, And A Guys Sack- More dumb crap from a guy who clearly needs attention
FRIDAY JANUARY 20TH Jan. 20, 2017 7:05 am
(HuffingtonPost) Now You Can Smell The Porn-Virtual Reality Is Going To Get Even More Real
(Bustle) Here?s Why You Wake Up In the Middle Of Your Night-If you wake up in the middle of the night, you?re ruining the benefits. So what is making you wake up? Here are some of the top things that contribute to our busted sleep cycle. It won?t take much to make the needed changes so your ?zzz?s? go undisturbed.
(Mirror) Woman Claims She's Allergic To WiFi, Now Lives In A Shed-For most us, finding WiFi is a godsend. For Rachel Hinks, it's a nightmare. The British woman claims she suffers from electromagnetic hypersensitivity...or, a WiFi allergy.
(Metro.co.uk) Charity Asks For Donations Of High Heels And Chainsaws To Stop
(Mirror.co.uk) Young lovers 'possessed by DEMONS' scream and writhe in pain as family drag them to church for exorcism
THURSDAY JANUARY 19TH Jan. 19, 2017 7:11 am
(TMZ) Washington, D.C. Cops Are Prepping For Mass Inaugural Arrests-Washington, D.C. police are taking the political climate into consideration as they gear up for Inauguration Day.
This Guy Just Threw 110-Miles-Per-Hour-The 33rd pick in the 2014 Major League Baseball draft was a kid by the name of Michael Kopech. Michael?s a pitcher who was nabbed by the Chicago White Sox. A video has just shown up on Twitter of this guy throwing some serious heat. We?re talking 110 miles-per-hour.
(Maxim) Tickets now on sale for the floating orgy-If your dream vacation consists of you and your significant other getting together with other significant others on the high seas, we may have found your next getaway: the Desire Cruise 2018.
(Seeker) Enjoy your Duckweed Smoothie- What is duckweed? It?s a small, flowering plant that sort of has a resemblance to peas in the protein department. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Picture: Jodi Jacobson
Flight attendant recalls having to stop man from watching adult entertainment mid-flight
WEDNESDAY JANUARY 18TH Jan. 18, 2017 7:28 am
(UPI) Get Ready For Shower Beer- A Swedish brewery is releasing a beer designed for drinking in the shower that also leaves your hair manageable. (RawStory) Scalpers Losing Money On Trump Inauguration Tickets-The Presidential Inauguration is on Friday, and one group of people who seem none-too-excited about it are the scalpers. Apparently, the buyer?s market isn?t what it should be. One entrepreneur bought a pair of the tickets for $700 thinking he could double his money. Not so much.
(Gizmodo) Man Loses Seven Teeth In E-Cigarette Explosion-Idaho?s Andrew Hall recently found himself on the wrong end of an exploding E-Cigarette. He was vaping away in this bathroom, when ?Bam!!?
Restaurant Let?s You Fire Guns While Waiting For Your Food-There?s a restaurant in Arizona called Modern Round ? and they offer something really special...and certainly different. Instead of live music or on-the-table trivia games, these guys give a more interactive experience. While you wait for your food, you can fire guns.
Your Cold May Be A Sinus Infection-It can sometimes be difficult to know whether you're battling a cold virus or a bacterial sinus infection.Doctor Michael Benninger with the Cleveland Clinic says a sinus infection usually begins with a cold but will take a while to develop. A cold will cause the mucous membranes in the sinuses to swell and block the tiny openings into the sinuses, which interferes with their ability to drain. The trapped mucus allows bacteria to breed, causing pain and pressure in the head and face. (Maxim) What Women Want You To Say In Bed-You?re less-likely to say something stupid when you know what to say
(Chron.com) Florida man get Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl 51 tattoo on his arm; now needs tattoo removal advice. On Sunday, Jonathan Felix showed off a tattoo that predicted the Dallas Cowboys would win the 51st Super Bowl. Unfortunately, the prediction proved incorrect thanks to the Green Bay Packers...
(PennLive) Couple Busted For Sex In Car?With Kids In The Backseat -And the Child Guardians of The Year Award goes to: Torry L. Rudisill and Taylor L. Skursky of Sykesville, Maryland.
(DailyMail) Conspiracy Theorists Claim That Elvis Visited Graceland On 82nd Birthday-Pics have been floating around of a man with a white beard visiting Graceland on what would?ve been The King?s 82nd birthday. The man in the picture is wearing a black hat and sunglasses,
MONDAY JANUARY 16TH Jan. 16, 2017 7:05 am
(CBSNews) A Record Number Of Firearms Were Found In Carry-On Luggage-A record number 3,391 firearms were found in baggage going through airport checkpoints in 2016. Of those, a whopping 83% were loaded.
(NYPost) Inauguration Port-A-Potties Have An Unfortunate Name-A Virginia company called Don's Johns supplied portable toilets for the incoming President's inauguration ceremonies on January 20th. However, employees soon realized that the company's name was being covered by blue masking tape.
(SBNation) Michael Bennett Should Have Re-Thought His Post-Game Rant After Loss-In every game, there?s a player or team that wins, and there?s a player or team that loses. The key is to win and lose with as much grace and dignity as possible. Unfortunately, not everyone can do that, and, on occasion, that leads to someone saying or doing something colossally stupid.
(Metro.co.uk) Gang of fat squirrels terrorize children at park and steal their food. A group of obese rodents surrounded three-year-old Finley Renouf, at Tehidy Country Park, in Cornwall, and then pounced on him.
Showing Off For Friends, Man Sets Armpit Hair On Fire- Armed with a lighter and a can of deodorant?the regret was almost instantaneous.
FRIDAY JANUARY 13TH Jan. 13, 2017 7:07 am
(TMZ) First Dog Bites A White House Visitor-For the first time in her life, First Dog Sunny bit someone. The Portuguese Water Dog bit a family friend in the face Monday during a visit to the White House. The wound bled and needed stitches.
(Photo: Jack Daniels/World of Coffee)
(Maxim) Jack Daniel?s And Coffee Is Now A Thing-Until now, starting your day with a little Jack Daniels could be a move that some would view as ?unproductive.? Fortunately for you, there?s been a change in that environment, and your morning routine can be the direct beneficiary.
(BroBible) Chargers New Logo Is Already A Problem-Did you see the new Chargers? logo ?celebrating? their impending move to Los Angeles? Probably for the best, because it looks to have been pulled quickly after relentless mocking from the Internet.
(BostonGlobe) Woman lived with sister?s body in kitchen for more than year
(Mirror.co.uk) Mum snaps Bigfoot figure in Irish forest but others say it could be ghost of passenger killed in plane crash
THURSDAY JANUARY 12TH Jan. 12, 2017 8:55 am
Today is "Kiss a Ginger" day. ESPN claims the San Diego Chargers are set to announce their move to Los Angeles today
(MensHealth) Sex Therapist Resolutions For You, For The New Year-Don?t blow these off like you already did the weight loss thing. Sex Party House Known As The ?Sausage Castle? Burns Down
(UberGizmo) What To Do If The Facebook App Is Draining Your Phone-The fix is relatively simple for this annoying problem Man Dies Trying To Win Pickled-Egg-Eating Bet-David ?Greengrass? Mitchell took that bet to his death. He accepted 5 bet that he couldn?t eat four pickled eggs in less than one minute - $6 was on the line. ?Greengrass? found that those eggs hardened in his mouth like cement, and he began to suffocate. A witness said that Mitchell was still chewing on the eggs when he was asked if he wanted to spit them out. He said ?no??and then he collapsed onto the bar.