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MONDAY MARCH 10TH
Mar. 10, 2014 8:10 am
FRIDAY MARCH 6TH
Mar. 7, 2014 9:18 am
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Happy 30th birthday to Dani Woodard! Dani?s destiny didn?t always lie in porn -- In fact, the Michigan native actually had a brief career as a medical assistant first...But that lasted for about a year. The red head then went full blown in the porn biz showcasing her talents in "Porn Star Training Camp," "Big Sausage Pizza 3," and ?House on Hooter Hill.?
WEDNESDAY MARCH 5TH
Mar. 5, 2014 10:10 am
Start-up company The Cocksman Club wants to discretely deliver condoms to your doorstep -- and depending on how gonzo you are -- has different packages to fit your swagger. ?The Player? delivers three condoms for only five bucks a month? ?The Champion? sends you 10 for only $10 a month...and ?The Legend? goes all in and rushes you 24 raincoats for $20 for a month. And these aren?t the generic kind you?re likely to find in the rusty vending machine. These are brand-name condoms. And to keep things exciting, The Cocksman Club features a ?sexual position of the month? on the box. (betabeat)
TUESDAY MARCH 4TH
Mar. 4, 2014 8:32 am
Armored Underwear, Oscar Tweets, Man vs Dog, Go Commando for God
Puddles the Clown Covers Lorde
Happy 40th Birthday to Katy Parker! Katy began her illustrious career as a Hungarian nude model before making the decision follow her big dream of ?acting? in porn Audiences were impressed with her talents in ?Busty Fever" "Busty Adventures"
and and ?Just Juggs?
The Portland, Oregon police were called to an ATM where they found a thief using a cutting torch on the machine. The man was wearing two armored vests and had ballistic panels sewn into his underwear (KATU.com)
Happy 46th birthday to Summer Cummings!-Summer and her enormous silicone sweethearts began their career in the early 90?s posing for the classiest of men's magazines such as ?Score,? ?Juggs? and ?Bust Out!? The veteran eventually appeared in over 300 films throughout her career -- ?Double Air Bags 15," and "Big Busty Whoppers"
MONDAY MARCH 3RD
Mar. 3, 2014 6:52 am
Happy 26th Birthday to Leya Falcon! Leya aspired to work in the adult entertainment industry since the age of 14 and like most porn actresses, she began her adult career on the stripper pole at 18...eventually the 5'6" powerhouse moved on to hardcore action and knocked it out of the park with features such as ?America?s Got Lesbians,? and "Tic Tac Hoe." (IMDB)
THURSDAY FEBRUARY 27TH
Feb. 27, 2014 6:00 am
It looks like a Marilyn Monroe sex film is heading to the auction block this Tuesday from the Tulare County Sheriff in California, The old 8mm film is allegedly footage of a threesome featuring JFK and his brother Robert F. Kennedy. Some possible titles for the Marilyn Sex film..
"Some Like it Hot- with your Brother"
"Brothers Prefer Blondes"
"Monkey Business with your Brother"
"Seven Inch Itch"
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 26TH
Feb. 26, 2014 6:00 am
A 29-year-old woman taking medication from a clinical trial to boost her libido...ended up suffering from a five-day erection of her lady bean. The website LiveScience reports that when she first began experiencing pain and swelling in her love switch, she immediately stopped taking the drugs -- but the symptoms only got worse? When she was finally checked out by doctors -- they discovered her lady bit had not only become purple, but had swelled up to 0.8 × 0.3 inches... She was eventually diagnosed with priapism - where blood cannot leave the clitoris -- and has been given Sudafed to reduce the swelling. She was later released...(Daily Mail)
TUESDAY FEBRUARY 25TH
Feb. 25, 2014 6:13 am
"Baby Poop Enhances Sausage Making"
"Got Milk Gone"
"Want a Woman? Shut Up!"
"A Double D Birthday"
Happy 27th Julia Bond! The tiny, yet shapely, Julia entered the porno biz in 2005 right after she turned 18 -- and immediately began cranking out the scenes -- earning the nickname "Box Cover Queen" for having appeared on countless DVD covers during the summer of 2005. You know Julia from such cinematic blockbusters as "Classroom Confessions" and ?Big Bubble Butt Cheerleaders.?
In case you missed it: PornMD, a multi-site porn search engine, has created a live streaming feed of the words people are entering into its search engine ? and it?s amazing. It?s also proves humans are a totally disgusting species. Some of the more interesting terms people ?get off? to include:
lesbian armpit slave
humping a piano
Baby-poop bacteria help make healthy sausages
Researchers say that the trick to making sausage healthier may be baby poop. They?ve found that these bacteria could turn relatively unhealthy foods like salami and pepperoni into ?health foods? - much like probiotic yogurts, which help burn away belly fat, treat depression, and fight constipation. Studies done in the past have already established that the strains of bacteria the scientists used from baby poop is safe for people -- and professional tasters cannot tell the difference.
MONDAY FEBRUARY 24TH
Feb. 24, 2014 8:29 am
PORN UPDATEHappy 33rd Jamie Lynn! Jamie started her journey in porn biz back in 2003 after the straight-laced company she was working for went belly up. Looking for a change of pace -- she answered an ad looking for models for nude work. She eventually became the January 2005 ?Penthouse Pet of the Month?, followed by ?Pet of the Year? in 2006.Since then, she?s managed to have a classy girl-on-girl career with films such as ?All by Myself-1 ?All by Myself--2 and Ninja Cheerleaders ?
365 DAYS OF PENISES
When a wife brings home a whiteboard for her husband to hang, for most guys, there?s only one obvious thing to do: Draw penis-themed whiteboard art every day of the year. 365 total -- Each different than the last. And one husband managed to reach this amazing goal...and documented the results on video. Some of them are pretty cool.. Watch the ?365 Days of Penises? video here but warning Not Safe for Work
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 21ST
Feb. 21, 2014 6:38 am
DAILY PORN UPDATE:Happy 29th Britney Stevens! The petite and bendable Britney has appeared in hundreds of scenes -- including threesomes with her real-life little sister Whitney Stevens -- both typically having sex with an actor? but not with each other. The two entered the biz together at the same time and have performed in eight scenes together. You probably know Brit from such cinematic ventures as "Booty Bombs" and "Double Decker Sandwich 9" (IMDB)
We?re all adults here -- but watching reputable newscasters like Wolf Blitzer or Brian Williams repeatedly say "Pussy Riot" while trying to keep a straight face is comedy gold. That?s because the Russian outlaw/activists/rock band Pussy Riot finally managed to do what no one has done before: they normalized the ?P? word. For those still uncomfortable with the term...Here?s a rundown of more polite alternatives for ?Pussy Riot:?
Birth Canal Brouhaha
THURSDAY FEBRUARY 20TH
Feb. 20, 2014 7:33 am
Happy 33rd birthday to Natalli DiAngelo! This shapely European mother-of-one from Slovakia was actually studying to become a secretary when she fell into the porn biz in an attempt to pay for her schooling. Natalli showed her incredible acting skills in Busty Babes, Bimbo Club 3 and The Lady and Her Tramps 2
Kate Hansen posted a video of a wolf wandering the halls of her dorm room in Sochi. It immediately went viral and bow we find out Kimmel was behind it.
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 19TH
Feb. 19, 2014 6:11 am
PORN UPDATEHappy 38th birthday to Alexus Winston!
The exquisite blonde actually began her career as a nursing assistant for a brain trauma center...She eventually left that line of work for erotic modeling, specifically ?Penthouse? -And eventually went on to become the runner-up for ?Pet of the Year? in 2000. Hobbies include playing the piano, writing poetry,cooking and masturbation, not necessarily in that order. I'm sure you know Alexus from her epic blockbusters: "Bare Wench: The Final Chapter" and "The Lusty Busty Babe-a-que"
LET'S TALK ABOUT SEXThe fine folks at Nerve used data from the sex-tracking app Spreadsheets and made a US map showing how long the average sex session is in each state -- excluding fourplay and post-coital crying. The results are only the act itself. And it?s bad news for the guys in Alaska: One minute and 21 seconds. Good news for New Mexico -- Where dudes are ?breaking bad? for seven minutes, one second. Almost a minute and a half longer than the second place state, West Virgina.
The Tri-State? 13. Wisconsin ? (3:22) 27. Iowa ? (2:50) 40. Minnesota ? (2:19) (Time)
TUESDAY FEBRUARY 18TH
Feb. 18, 2014 7:22 am
Check out the Minnesota Redneck Kiss Cam
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 6TH
Feb. 5, 2014 8:40 am
Wannabe Body Builder Flexes Until He Passes Out
Does he look like a bigger douchebag before or after he passes out?
FRIDAY JANUARY 31ST
Jan. 31, 2014 6:26 am
Happy 30th birthday Daisy Marie!
Daisy is a Mexican/American beauty that began her career in porn back in 2002 -- just ?one day after her 18th birthday She was featured heavily on Playboy TV?s ?Hot Babes Doing Stuff Naked? -- A collection of 10 minute segments that showcased porn actresses doing various outdoor activities totally nude in public places. She?s now made hundreds of films including the epic?Hogtied Honies? and ?Hot Bods & Tail Pipe 26"
An unidentified California man got kicked after flashing a Walmart customer. A shopper thought the suspect was an employee and asked him for assistance. The man then exposed his genitals to her and the woman responded by kicking him in the crotch (Redding.com)
In a lingerie survey from Britain, 41% of men said they want to see big time cleavage when they?re on a first date with a woman. Unfortunately for these guys, 73% of women said they?d never flash that much skin while out for the first time. And sadly, 35% of women arrange the lowest level of cleavage enhancement on a first date -- holding onto the idea that guys should be more interested in stimulating conversation?Whatever..I'm not dropping $8.99 on a buffet for "stimulating conversation" (DailyMail.co.uk)
THURSDAY JANUARY 30TH
Jan. 30, 2014 5:42 am
The Narcoleptic Squirrel Song
WEDNESDAY JANUARY 29TH
Jan. 29, 2014 8:48 am
Let's Talk About Sex
TUESDAY JANUARY 28TH
Jan. 28, 2014 6:00 am
Illegal fireworks in a basement room. What could go wrong?
This is either the most poorly planned wedding ever ? or the best wedding ever. You decide.
MONDAY JANUARY 27TH
Jan. 27, 2014 7:47 am
Teddy Bear the Porcupine has correctly picked the winners of Super Bowl 46 and 47..What's his choice for 48?
FOX has rejected SodaStream's Super Bowl commercial because Scarlett Johannson says "Sorry, Coke and Pepsi" at the end of the spot. SodaStream CEO Daniel Birnbaum says, "What are they afraid of? Which advertiser in America doesn't mention a competitor? This is the kind of stuff that happens in China. I'm disappointed as an American.
FRIDAY JANUARY 24TH
Jan. 24, 2014 7:03 am
Lion Sneaks up on Alabama Reporter
SOME STORY ABOUT A MORON
LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX
Believe or not ? the company, Fresh Body, is promising their products will eliminate ?swoobs? AKA sweaty boobs. Yes, boobie sweat is a real thing ?and some Internet legends say if left untreated, the area will run the risk of growing mushrooms. That's not me talking, that's science. ?Women can now rest easy,? promises Fresh Body as it advertises its $12 Fresh Breasts deodorant. ?We're replacing ?swoobs? - dreaded boob sweat - with smiles!?
The Walpole, Massachusetts police recently arrested Marc Mertz for walking around his yard in nothing more than a ski cap and goggles. A woman called the police and reported him. A second woman also called 911 and said Marc thrust his hips onto his mailbox as she drove by. Oh, by the way, he's a teacher... (My FOX Boston)
Happy 41st birthday Lovette! The buxom Lovette entered the adult film industry in 1995 -- and is most famous for her massive chest as well as proficiency in rougher, angrier scenes. As of 2003, Lovette no longer regularly appears in mainstream skin
flicks -- instead makes herself available for personalized soft and hardcore projects . Although her official website has gone dark --This member of the Porn Hall of Fame remains a prominent figure in the Internet pornography community -mostly for cinematic ventures such as Boobtown Brats and Dirty Bob's Xcellent Adventures 26 through 37
Trail Cam Catches Deer Farting in the Woods
Isn't nature beautiful?...and witnessing a deer fart is like seeing a unicorn.
DAILY PORN UPDATE
Happy 37th birthday Halli Aston!
Halli is not only an avid cook, but also competitive gymnast and a cheerleader up until college. She made her way into the adult film industry after a friend introduced her to legendary director Seymore Butts. She appeared in over 40 adult films between 1998 and 2000 and even winning an AVN award for Best Group Sex Scene in ?Tushy Heaven.?