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THURSDAY DECEMBER 8
Dec. 8, 2016 7:19 am

(news.com/AU) The Biggest Pain-In-The-Ass Exam Ever-Have you ever heard of the ?Gaokao??  It?s a test ? like the Chinese version of the SATs. And it?s one of the most intense three-day exams ever encountered.
(ABCNews) Woman Gets Into Holiday Spirit By Trying To Run Over Her Ex.  Alan McCutcheon was setting his home Christmas display when Smith made several passes through his yard, yelling ?Merry Christmas!? out the window. Festive holiday music was blaring from her car, and she nearly ran him over.


(WCVB) Evil Santa Suggests Kid Lose A Few Pounds; A Santa in North Carolina took a page from Billy Bob Thorton?s playbook, and now a boy?s mom wants him fired. The allegation? That this real-life Bad Santa ?body shamed? a 9-year-old boy by allegedly suggesting that he ?lay off the hamburgers and French fries.?


(WFTV) Widow Says Man Died Of Emotional Distress After Bathroom Cleaning


(Metro) Firefighters release super-catchy song to stop you burning your house down while drunk

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 7TH
Dec. 7, 2016 7:03 am



(Whisper) What Women Think About During Sex-It usually isn?t you?sorry


(OddityCentral) Edible Plastic Bags Are Now A Thing; They?re made from starch and vegetable oils, and they supposedly have the feel of ?real? plastic bags.



(DailyMail) Woman Complains Because Alphabet Snacks Didn?t Have Right Letters; -An upset mother has filed a complaint with a food company that apparently ruined her child?s mealtime experience.

(AP) One Man Attacks Another with Frozen Fish Patties-A man has been sent to anger management classes after attacking another guy with frozen fish patties during a food drive


Florida Woman Lost For 12 Hours During Half Marathon-Somewhere around the three-mile marker of the Trail Hog run, Melissa Kitcher took a wrong turn. As a result, she ended up wandering around the 25,000-acre park for nearly 12-hours until she was found

TUESDAY DECEMBER 6
Dec. 6, 2016 7:00 am




(Inquistr) The Moon Could Be Your Next Trip Desitination-The first non-government company to get approval to land on the moon says they should be ready to send people there by 2026.





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(Landof10) Re-Sale Value Of Cotton Bowl Tickets Tanks. On January 2nd, the Cotton Bowl will reign supreme in Arlington, Texas. Tickets went on sale for the face-value price of $135 ? for some of the cheap seats, and college football fans jumped to be a part of this era of sports history. That is,until they saw the match-up.

Male circumcision is legal but rare in Denmark. Photo: Colourbox

(TheLocal) Danish Doctors Come Out As Anti-Circumcision-Hold onto your twig and berries, boys - the Danish Medical Association has taken a stand against circumcision.




(DailyMail) Food tastes better when it's been 'made with love'-two groups of participants were invited to eat an identical Christmas dinner, but in two very different settings.



(SunSentinel) Cops put parking tickets on the same car for four days, but failed to notice dead body inside


Photo: Holly Rattray
(OddityCentral) Someone Is Shaving Kittens, And Selling Them As Hairless Sphinx-If you?re looking for a genuine sphinx kitten, you can expect to pay around $1,000. Some enterprising con artists knew this, and decided that he knew a way to make a quick buck. I

MONDAY DECEMBER 5TH
Dec. 5, 2016 6:32 am

A video has surfaced showing what looks like a man punching a kangaroo after he found it attacking a dog




(DetroitFreePress) Michigan Presidential Recount Starts At Noon.  A federal judge has ordered the state to assemble a sufficient staff to complete the recount by December 13th. The late-night action was the result of an emergency request made by Lawyers for Green Party candidate Jill Stein.



(Uproxx) What?s Up With Madonna?s Butt? The talk all around Friday night?s #RaisingMalawi charity event at Miami?s Art Basel was not about the cause, or the event itself. It was about Madonna?s butt. Specifically, what in the hell happened to it.



(DailySun) ?I can go for hours? Bionic penis man drowns in sex offers. Mohammed Abad, who lost his manhood in a road accident as a child, had sex for the first time in March this year aged 44.  Since then he has received about 50 messages from women desperate to try out his 8ins prosthetic penis.




(TheSun) Bizarre moment forest phototrap snaps a naked man high on LSD who thinks he is a tiger.  Stark-naked ? Marek H said he took LSD to help with his depression, which is when he discovered his ?true identity? as a tiger



FRIDAY DECEMBER 2ND
Dec. 2, 2016 7:11 am

Mall of America Features Its First Black Santa


(TSA) November?s Display Of The Most Amazing Things Confiscated By The TSA-Kind of like cleaning out your teacher?s desk, but more fun.


(OddityCentral) Running Shoes ? For Horses; They just clip on to the horse hoof, and they look just like the soles of your everyday sneakers with heavy-duty plastic soles.



(BDTOnline) Man Posts Warning Signs To Hookers In Front Of His House;A West Virginia man has had enough of the hookers that are walking up-and-down his street. These girls are putting the ?blew? in Bluefield, and he doesn?t want them walking by his house a thousand times a day waving to him, and now he has the sign to prove it.


(WashingtonPost) Police Called To Store To Apprehend A Beaver Messing Up Fake Tree Section-Apparently, there was beaver with an attitude problem.

THURSDAY DECEMBER 1
Dec. 1, 2016 5:59 am


(FoxNews) Hershey's Rolls Out New Candy Bar-Hershey's new chocolate bar is crunchy with cookie layers


Baby Center Reveals The Top Baby Names Of 2016-Sophia and Jackson once again take top honors, but 2016 brings trending new baby names



(WWL) Introducing The A-Hole Father Of The Year; If you ever want to feel better about your abilities as a parent, look no further than Baton Rouge, Louisiana. That?s where you?ll find Malik Patterson.

(MirrorUK) It Wasn?t A Breast Implant Murder Clue ? It Was A Jellyfish-The evidence was bagged and tagged. The results of the investigation found that the missing prosthetic was something far less horrible

(flkeysnews) Tourist demands cop photograph her butt cheeks after incident at clothing-optional bar.  A drunken Miami Beach tourist who claimed a bouncer smacked her buttocks at a clothing-optional bar on Duval Street demanded a Key West police officer photograph her alleged injury inside a restroom.

For those who?ve ever wanted to see the guts of an Elf

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 30TH
Nov. 30, 2016 5:53 am





(m.phys.org) Reducing Number Of Bears Reduces Number Of Bear Attacks; Researchers from Utah State University have teamed up with the New Jersey Division of Fish and Wildlife and Bear Trust International and made a startling discovery.?if you control and reduce the population of black bears in a given region, then you can conversely lower the number of bear attacks on humans. Go figure.




(HuffingtonPost) Baby Goat Can Only Truly Relax When Dressed As A Duck. Polly, a 6-month-old goat in Annandale, New Jersey, is blind and experiences anxiety. But put her in a duck costume and she?s feeling just ducky.




(Metro) Man With Two Ears Manages to Win Vincent Van Gogh Look-a-like Contest. An English man beat out 1,250 other contestants to be named the best Van Gogh lookalike




(mirror.co.uk) Astronauts in space spooked by mysterious knocking sound that no one can explain. One astronaut said the unexplained noises left him feeling very nervous and he couldn't see anything out of the ordinary when he looked into the vast emptiness of space



(DailyMail) Racy new online challenge has people trying to censor their naked bodies using only one FINGER





It?s Time For More Weird Sex Laws, This updated list comes from our friends at Stuff New Zealand. Among the goodies contained are
In Liverpool, it?s illegal for women to be topless in a tropical fish store
In Illinois, wedding day sex while hunting or fishing is prohibited
Minnesota says that no man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath.If his wife so requests, the law mandates that he must brush his teeth.


TUESDAY NOVEMBER 29TH
Nov. 29, 2016 5:56 am


Illustration by Mark Summers

(RollingStone) Princess Leia Had Some Pretty Awesome Acid Trips-The drugs were strong with this one.




(TMZ) Keeping Up With the Kardashians Production Halts For The Year The cameras are off the Kardashian crew for the year. While the production was shut down after Kim?s robbery trauma in October, Kanye West?s mental health struggle has forced the crew to pack it up for the year?and maybe longer.



(AL.com) The Worst Blind Date Ever- It doesn?t get much more messed up than this.On Saturday, an Alabama woman says she had what can only be described as one of the worst blind date experiences of all-time. There are no details about how the unidentified woman got hooked up with one Jesse Allen Elliot, but whoever did the hooking up has some serious explaining to do




(SmokingGun) Man arrested with permanent marker all over this face:Luis Humberto Ramirez's mugshot is one for the ages.

(SmokingGun) Drunk woman makes random passes at people:Pamela Burnett was drunk, frisky, and not at all particular.



(cbc.ca) Sentencing delayed for mint employee who smuggled gold in his rectum

MONDAY NOVEMBER 28TH
Nov. 28, 2016 5:32 am


(CNN) Trump Calls Wisconsin Recount A 'Scam-Between Twitter tirades and campaign statements, Trump isn't just lashing out at the three-state recount; he's casting accusations of voter fraud himself




(DailyMail) Scientists Create Remote Controlled Bionic Weiner-A remote control that could be more fun to play with


(news10) All I asked for was sliced cheese: Men bewildered after store employees hide, call the police 



(TheStar) New Artwork In Canadian Theater Begs The Question: What?s Cupid Packing?-The Royal Alexandra Theater in Ontario had gone under a five-month renovation. Instead of being in awe of the new seating and artistic décor, theatergoers are more obsessed with Cupid.




Wanna help the homeless? Dress like a ninja!




(NYDailyNews) Brothers arrested for driving dirt bike in Walmart in underwear





Son stabs dad in neck after he 'tried to give the 20-year-old a home CIRCUMCISION. Alex Fultz was arrested on a charge of attempted felony murder. Fultz told police he was angry because his father wanted to cut the foreskin on Fultz's penis, according to a police report.


WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 23
Nov. 23, 2016 7:05 am



(Fortune) A Federal Judge Has Put The Brakes On Obama?s Overtime Rule- A federal judge in Texas is blocking President Obama's overtime rule that would have made more than four- million American salaried workers eligible for overtime pay. The rule would have made overtime pay mandatory for workers making less than 47-thousand-500-dollars a year. It was due to have gone into effect on December 1st.


(Maxim) Here?s Why Women Have Noisy Sex-There are some things that happen during sex. First, and foremost ? the faces. No guy ever wants to see the face that he makes during ?the point of no return.? Secondly, it?s the noises: guy noises are goofy and the one?s that she makes are hot as hell. It turns out?they know it.



(Metro) Never Pay A Hooker With An Egg-Moses Mushonga has learned a valuable lesson about respect. He was walking down a street in Zimbabwe when he saw a prostitute that he must?ve liked. To show his interest, hepolitely grabbed one of her boobs, and asked if he could have sex with her in exchange for a boiled egg




(FOX5dc) Woman burned after wig catches fire on DC street corner; police say accidental-It is unclear what caused the wig to catch fire, however, police say a review of surveillance video confirmed that the incident was accidental in nature.

(DailyMail) Dead deer which was hit by an SUV wakes up in the trunk, surprises driver and bounds off into the woods

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 22ND
Nov. 22, 2016 5:48 am


(SmokingGun) Drunk Dude Can?t Find Convenience Store Bathroom?Guess The Rest.  
According to local officials, Daniel Colon. wandered in to a Treasure Island 7-11 store looking for a bathroom. Sure, it could have been stealthy hidden, or not conveniently located?but most Colon couldn?t find it.
So, rather than find a bathroom someplace else, he did the next logical thing. He strolled into the walk-in cooler and whizzed all over six cases of Busch beer.



(Mirror) Cheating Groom's Girlfriend Crashes His Wedding Wearing A Wedding Dress-A video has popped up showing the groom's girlfriend crashing the supposedly happy day wearing a white dress and a veil. At one point, she grabs the microphone and says in a local dialect that the man is a philanderer.


(TheAge) Teen sues Virgin, claims genitals were burnt, blistered in mid-air coffee spill-Rhett Butler, 16, suffered burns, blisters and scarring to his thighs, groin, genitals and midriff when a cup of coffee served by cabin crew slipped from a tray table into his lap on a flight in May 2015, according to a statement of claim filed in the County Court of Victoria.


(TheComeback) Church In Texas Displays Cowboys Game During Service-Yup, one special church in Texas displayed the Cowboysduring their church service because let?s face it?they still want people to attend the service.


(BestRestroom.com) Minneapolis Airport Has America's Best Bathroom. So what makes it so great? Well there are waiting rooms, an amenity stations with flight information, and emergency devices. Plus there's local art and "softer lighting."

MONDAY NOVEMBER 21
Nov. 21, 2016 7:16 am



(Washington Post) NASA And FEMA Are Testing An Asteroid Strike Plan-What exactly would happen if an asteroid crashed into the U.S.? it?s a morbid question that two agencies are trying to answer.



(Oddity Central) Sweden Now Has A Hotel To Watch After Sourdough Bread-For around $22 a week, the Urban Deli bakery has been taking in random dough




(Metro) Britain?s Most Fattening Sandwich- the parmo kebab. This 8,000-calorie monstrosity has two breaded chicken breasts covered in melted cheese, and then filled with kebab meat ? along with onion rings, mushrooms, and a dozen other things you would expect on a sandwich. And before you?re served this beast? You?re first asked to sign a waiver in case you have a heart attack on the spot.  If you are looking to try this beast, you can find it at the George Pub And Grill in Stockton


(Daily Mail) Argentine Exorcism School Teaches You To Cast Out Demons, If you ever feel like boning up on your exorcism skills, the Good Shepherd Church in Buenos Aires, wants to help you out. For about $50 per month ? and three years of your life ? you too can learn all of the traits and abilities necessary to be a full-fledged exorcist.



(Smoking Gun) Police hunt pair of "Feminine" men in Victoria's Secret yoga pants heist,   A Spartanburg Police Department reportdescribes the suspects as wearing ?red sweatshirts and red sneakers and had nose rings.? Milligan described the duo as ?feminine and stated they were wearing fake eye lashes and long red nails.? One suspect, Milligan added, had a neck tattoo, while his accomplice wore a black hat atop a Mohawk haircut.

(NJ.com) Bunny-suited prankster blows air horn at cops, gets slapped. An investigation is underway into an alleged assault of a bunny- suited prankster blowing an air horn by a borough police officer after video of the incident surfaced online, authorities said.

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 17
Nov. 17, 2016 6:13 am

(getty)
Donald Trump May Get New Hair As President-Legendary coif could prove to be too time-consuming



W.A.T.C.H. Releases Worst Toys For 2016 List-World Against Toys Causing Harm, Inc. (W.A.T.C.H.) is out with its picks for the most unsafe holiday toys of this yearin its "44th Annual Report Urges Parents: Beware of Unsafe Toys This Holiday Season" report.


(OddityCentral) Cubans Are Fishing With Condoms-Apparently, rubbers aren?t just used for birth control and safe sex. They can also lead to some quality fishing! That?s what the good citizens of Cuba have discovered. ?Balloon fishing? has become an effective way to catch red snapper ? yes?that?s true?and it is funny.


(Vocativ) Craigslist: Mad About Trump? Spank A White Guy




(NYPost) Guy Sentenced For Setting His Ex?s House On Fire With Cheetos- A Massachusetts man has been sentenced for trying to accelerate a house fire with a snack food.

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 16
Nov. 16, 2016 7:17 am



(Volture) Anna Kendrick High-Fived Her First Orgasm-What it would look like if ?one of the guys? was a hot chick

(OddityCentral) Employees Have To Eat Worms After Failing To Hit Sales Goals-Leave it to the Chinese to show the world how to have a good time in the workplace.


(DailyMail) Lawyer Jailed For Hypnotizing Clients Into Sex-This one isn?t nearly as amusing as it is a creepy word of warning. If your lawyer wants to hypnotize you, he probably isn?t legit.


(CNNMoney) Tinder Adds 40 Gender Options-Tinder has often been criticized for not being inclusive enough when it comes to alternative lifestyles. This seems to be especially troublesome for the transgender community. That all changed, however.





Man Gets His Wedding Ring Stuck On His Family Jewels

MONDAY OCTOBER 31ST
Oct. 31, 2016 7:08 am



Pirate Party Gets Small Victory In Iceland Elections



(Metro) Man admits to having sex with van -
You may recall the case of Dayton, Ohio?s Michael Henson. He?s the lover boy who, in August, was busted for getting it on with a van. Logic would dictate that he would prefer the gas tank or the tail pipe, but Michael was a grill man for this particular romantic vehicular tryst.



Goofiest excuses for calling in sick: How about 'I have to be a pall bearer at a funeral for my wife's cousin's pet'




Do you want to know how you will die? This animated chart can tell you





(UpperMichiganSource) It's Is Easy To Catch A Running Suspect When He Knocks Himself Out With A Tree.  Michigan State Police were called to a home on Saturday after receiving a report of a home invasion. The homeowner woke to some strange noise, and went to investigate. He saw a man in his house rooting around, so he yelled at him, and the invader fled on foot. When the cops arrived, they found that he had run into the woods. Fortunately for the Boys In Blue, the burglar made it easy for them. He had run into a tree and knocked himself out cold.

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 26TH
Oct. 26, 2016 7:06 am



Happy Wednesday America, This is AM HEIDI and here's what's breaking and trending right before your very eyes




(DailyMail) There Is Outrage Over The Miss Bumbum ?Last Supper? Re-Creation?Go Figure.



(TribLive) Happy Halloween?That Body Has Been Under The Bed For A Week; Pennsylvania?s Donald Teaford does not appear to be one who thinks ahead. According to police, when a man died of a heroin overdose in his place, and he did what any rational person would do: he hid the body under his bed.



(AP) Self-Driving Uber Truck Delivers Beer-Anheuser-Busch sent a self-driving truck on a 120-plus mile beer run


(IndyStar) Drunk Guy Threatens Police With Knife While On A Lawn Mower- When you have a story about a drunk dude on a lawnmower, you always know that you?re in for a good time.



(ABC) Keep Your Kids Away From ?Pot Tarts? This Halloween-There?s a new alert from the Florida Sheriff?s Association regarding the snackies that the kids could be collecting this Halloween.




(Metro) Man Busted Going 129?Because His McDonald?s Was Gonna Get Cold-If you?re going to get busted doing 129-miles-per-hour, it?s always good to have a solid excuse lined up just in case. That is how Lee Rutherford saw it.



TUESDAY OCTOBER 25TH
Oct. 25, 2016 7:28 am


(CBSSports) Teddy Bridgewater Might Be Done In The NFL According to Adam Schefter of ESPN, there is concern with "doctors around the league" that Bridgewater might not ever make it back to the NFL.



(MensHealth) Positions That Are Guaranteed To Get Her Off-It's Big ups to the big ?O?. Have you tried -The Pretzel Dip-Leap Frog-The Reverse Scoop-The Pinball Wizard-The Valedictorian



(Mirror) Plus Size Bride Walks down Aisle Naked After Surviving Flesh Eating Disease




(WCSH) Man Gets Arrested For Stopping Traffic...While Dressed Like A Tree


(Mirror) 
Passer-by confused by giant sex toy suspended above London McDonald's-in a supposed statement against rising rent prices in the area.

FRIDAY OCTOBER 21ST
Oct. 21, 2016 6:56 am


Photo credit: Matt Ludtke/AP Images

(Deadspin) Eddie Lacy Is Packing It On Again-Green Bay Packers? running back Eddie Lacy might have wrapped up his career as a Cheesehead

(Metro.UK) Single woman on Tinder is looking to steal your heart ? and your organs-If you?re on Tinder, you wanna be on the look-out for Nicole. She wants your kidney




(UPI) Canadian Thief Rappels Into Store To Steal Hockey Sticks-If there was ever a crime that screamed ?Canada,? this would be it.




(MetroUK) Prison Guard Caught Smuggling Semen-Allison Sharples is?or was?a guard at a UK prison when she fell victim to the charms of a prisoner by the name of Marvin Berkeley. Saucy Marv even want as far as to express his desire to have a baby with Allison. Wouldn?t you know it?Ally was ready to deliver!


A Kid In His Awesome TaunTaun ?Star Wars? Costume

THURSDAY OCTOBER 20TH
Oct. 20, 2016 7:04 am



(USAToday) 
Clinton Had A Reason For Wearing White Last Night-There has been a pattern to her pantsuit choices. In debate number one she wore red. For the second debate it was blue and last night white. Get it? Very few realized that.



(Metro) The Hidden Message Being Sent By First Date Undies-First dates can go many different ways. If you wanna get a sneak peek at where your dates head is at, see if you can get a clue as to her undie choice?even if it is a panty line shot from behind when she isn?t gonna catch you looking.




(TheFowndry) The Best Way To Get Drunk With A Stormtrooper-Drinking is always a great experience, but it?s a helluva lot better when you are pouring that drink from a Stormtrooper head.



(AP) North Korean Zoo Now Has A Smoking Chimp-Azalea goes through a pack of cigarettes a day, using either a lighter or a lit cigarette






(BBC) In Malaysia The ?Hot Dog? Must Be Called Something Else-Be careful if you?re slinging weenies in Malaysia. The government said that if you refer to your product as a ?hot dog? you won?t get the official halal certification.

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 19TH
Oct. 19, 2016 6:54 am




(MensHealth) Turn In Man Cards, Leg Shavers-The pussification continues?




(Maxim) Kendell Jenner Likes Here Boobs Out?That Is AllAs repugnant as anything ?Kardashian? is these days, there is a certain amount of joy that comes from seeing Kendall Jenner?s boobs. If you?re thinking that she seems to have those puppies out quite a bit?it is not just your imagination. And that?s how she likes it.




(Mashable) Mom Buys Daughter A Shirt With A Cool Pattern?Turns Out It Was An Orgy;



 (Silvia Izquierdo/Associated Press)

(CBC) Study Finds That You Hate Nickleback Because You?re Insecure.




One-Eyed Bull Fighter Takes It In The Eye?Again





Slow motion makes everything better?even puke!

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