(escience) Reading Harry Potter Makes You Dislike Donald Trump: So why are ?Potter-Heads? not feeling Trump?s magic? It might be because his views stand against the three core themes from ?Harry Potter?
(The Globe and Mail) Canadian Nudists Want More Nekkidness At The Beach- There's a turf battle going on in Canada and its naked people vs clothed people.
(GainesvilleTimes) Real Estate Agent Finds Two Women Living With 63 Cats: One real estate agent in Washington, D.C. was in for quite the surprise when she entered an empty house and found two women squatting inside. Two women and 63 cats, that is.
(Metro) Psycho swan sinks boats and beats up ducks and geese on town?s lake
(URLDefense) New homeowner arrives at house, finds woman's dead boyfriend in bedroom: A man who showed up to inspect his newly purchased home made an unwelcome discovery, finding the body of the previous owner's boyfriend in a bedroom, reports say.
THURSDAY JULY 21ST July 21, 2016 7:13 am
(NBC) Ted Cruz Booed At GOP Convention..As the GOP calls for unity in the party, the Texas Senator is jeered
(NBCPhiladelphia) Woman Gets Stuck In Cemetery Tree While Playing 'Pokemon Go Woman in New Jersey was playing "Pokemon Go" when she got stuck in a tree and had to call for help
(news.com.au) School Bans Clapping Okays Air Punching: Political correctness has reached new levels in Australia. To help students who are ?sensitive to noise,? the Elanora Heights Public School in Sydney has banned clapping.
(Detroit CBSlocal) Elderly woman beats off would-be robber with bacon: In Manchester, England, police reported that an 86-year-old woman was ambushed after withdrawing a large amount of cash from an ATM. Luckily, when the female thief grabbed for the woman?s cash, she was armed and ready..with BACON!
Want to see a guy get nailed in the butt ? by a foul ball? Check out this video from FOX Sports of an ice cream vendor getting hit in the backside by a ball at the Houston Astros-Oakland Athletics game.
TUESDAY JULY 19TH July 20, 2016 8:04 am
(NPR) Controversial Voice Vote Leads To Unrest On RNC Floor: Chaos in Cleveland as anti-Trump GOP delegates fight to be heard
(NYPost) Parents Throwing Sex Parties When Kids Away At Summer Camp: As you grow up, you start to realize some of the stuff you did as a kid was so that your parents had time to themselves. When you were away at baseball practice, your parents were probably banging, and when you were away for long hours at summer camp, your parents may have been banging everyone. How do we know?
(Manchester Evening News) Dude Arrested After Fighting With Keyboards During Office Fight: Nothing like a good ole fashioned coworker on coworker throw down right? A unnamed office worker has been arrested in Manchester, England after taking on a co-worker in an office brawl. The weapon of choice? A computer keyboard, of course! (Bloomberg) Cow Urine Selling For More Than Milk In India: There is a new ?gold? rush going on over in India, and it doesn?t come out of the ground. The golden frothy goodness we?re talking about comes out of a cow. Man gets new job, drinks six beers, wakes up on 75ft high glass roof
WEDNESDAY JULY 20 July 20, 2016 8:04 am
(NYDaily) Hillary Clinton likely to announce VP pick Friday: Clinton has already held one-on-one meetings with potential VPs including Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren, Secretary of Housing and Urban Development head Julian Castro and Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper, while some consider Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia a favorite and Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack is also being mentioned.
(WTSP) Cop Saves Bikini Babe Running Down Highway: Being a cop in Las Vegas has to be insane right? Like this week Nevada Highway Patrol trooper David Becker had to body slam a chick wearing nothing but a bikini ? because she ran into freeway traffic.
(Mirror) Road Workers Pave Around Disabled Woman Leaving Her Stranded: How committed would you be in a protest? A disabled woman in the U.K. has staged the world?s greatest sit-in protest. Literally. In what has to be the best videos on the internet this week, a lone woman sitting on a walker calmly reading the newspaper doesn?t move?as road workers simply pave around her.
(OutsideOnline) Cleveland?s Riot Police Are Just Wearing Mountain Bike Gear: Nobody wants it to happen, but everyone is kind of expecting things to get weird in Cleveland during the Republican National Convention right? Well at least the 3,000 cops there are well equipped with the best gear to be protected if there is a riot. You know, mountain bike gear. No, really.
(Yahoo) Bosnia's Pokemon Go players urged to avoid wartime mine fields
MONDAY JULY 128TH July 18, 2016 7:11 am
(NYDailyNews) Chachi to speak at Republican National Convention: Mitt Romney had Clint Eastwood speak at his convention four years ago, but Donald Trump wasn?t exactly able to snag himself an Oscar winner.
(complex) Phil Jackson Pushing For Four Point Line: Phil Jackson has some big changes in mind for the NBA.
(fox43) Burglary Suspect Used A Stolen Brain To Get High: Would you over smoke brain juice to get a really great high?Joshua Long tried to ? and now he?s being charged with abuse of a corpse. But we?ll get to that in a second. Apparently, there?s been a ?loose brain? floating around Carlisle, Pennsylvania
(ctpost) Pokemon Go' Players Discover Naked Woman Vandalizing A Church: Two men playing "Pokemon Go" stumbled upon a woman vandalizing a church
(metro) Man sues bread delivery man who ?ruined his life by punching his bum?
FRIDAY JULY 15TH July 15, 2016 7:24 am
(DailyMail) Zayn Malik says Extraterrestrials may have forced him to leave One Direction.
(Mirror.uk) Woman Literally Loses Her Head During Sexy Time: According to Russian Railways, the unnamed woman was atop her partner and when she heard a train approaching. She started to stand up?.and ZIP! (BigStory) Old Lady Fills In Crossword Of Art Piece In Museum: While on a senior citizen outing the woman began writing in pen on the crossword puzzle painting at Nuremberg's Neues Museum. That?s almost entrapment on the museum?s part. (KKZRG) Man And Woman Arrested For Riding Naked On A Lawnmower: Summer is here and that means yard work. You gotta run the sprinkler, you gotta pull the weeds, and you have to ride naked on your lawnmower with your girlfriend. Wait, what?
(NYPost) No More Watching Porn At McDonalds: Sorry to ruin your weekend plans, but McDonalds is adding filters on their WiFi to block out porn. Wait people were looking at porn at McDonald?s?
(DailyMail) Australian Dude Admits To Performing Amateur Testicle Surgery: If you?re having surgery on your ?special no no parts,? don?t look to the Internet for help.
THURSDAY JULY 14TH July 14, 2016 7:15 am
(Providence Journal) Stripper Gets Charged With Arson Because Of A Potato: If you?re going to commit a crime make sure your DNA isn?t on any vegetables.
(Boston.com) Private School Kid Makes Bread As Punishment For Sexual Misconduct: Remember when we were all freaked about swimmer Brock Turner getting a light sentence after being convicted of rape? Well, fire up that rage machine because this next story is extra crispy.
(BBC) You Most Likely Have A Doppelganger;Scientists have crunched the numbers and there is likely somebody, somewhere, that looks just like you.
(DailyMail) 'I'm trapped in the f-ing graveyard!' Terrified woman sobs after she gets locked in a cemetery while hunting for Pokémon
(UPI) Donkey smokes giant 'cigarette' held by owner
WEDNESDAY JULY 13TH July 13, 2016 7:14 am
(WashingtonPost) Unsealed Docs Show How Little Paterno Cared About Sandusky?s Grossness: Joe Paterno may have known after all? and kept his mouth shut.
(Mirror.uk) 22 School Girls Said To Be Possessed By Demons: The children were screaming, writhing and hallucinating - and some were even foaming at the mouth. One victim claimed she could see a 'man dressed in black' while possessed - and locals are praying against witchcraft as authorities warn against playing the game
(NYTimes) Nursing Homes Embracing Elderly People Having Sex: Well, we all have needs?and at one New York nursing home, the staff is officially allowing more old folks to jump each other's frail bones with their new ?sexual expression policy.
(NWFDaily) High Woman Tried To Steal Meat By Throwing It In Her Purse: You ever been so high you try to sneak some ground round out of a store in your pants?
(UPI) Canadian police free skunk's head from coffee cup: A pair of RCMP Manitoba officers worked to free a skunk whose head had become stuck in a Tim Horton's coffee cup.
FRIDAY JULY 8TH July 8, 2016 6:50 am
MirrorThe Military Is Training Super Rats: The U.S. military is training genetically modified rats to sniff out land mines. DNA that makes their sense of smell towards the sweet smelling chemicals in the devices seems to be doable.
Fiona Bloom turned to Tinder when she needed someone to install her air conditioner.Photo: Stefano Giovannini
NYPostChicks Using Tinder To Trick You Into Doing Their Chores: We?ve all heard the stories of girls that will flirt with dudes at bars to get free drinks and then give them a fake number at the end of the night. But chicks on Tinder are now taking it to another level.
BroBiblePeople Freaked As Serena Williams? ?Pointies? Pop Out At Wimbledon: News flash. Guys aren?t watching women's tennis because of the athleticism.
Pittsburgh CBS LocalWoman Sent To Jail For Being Too Loud When Banging A Pennsylvania woman has plead guilty to disorderly conduct for having sex so loudly it shook her neighbor?s furniture. (cbc.ca) Dude Gets Hurt After Throwing Bullets Into A Freakin? Bonfire: A dude in Manitoba decided it was a good idea throw a bunch of .22 caliber shells into their bonfire, and spoiler, someone took a bullet to the face.
SOUTH WEST NEWS SERVICE
(Huffington) Doctors remove 14-pound hairball from woman?s stomach: Sophie Cox, 23, of Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, told South West News Service that the giant ball of human hair was built up over seven years of eating her tresses.
THURSDAY JULY 7 July 7, 2016 5:36 am
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Magnolia ReporterIt?s A Good Week To Play The Lottery-Two big lottery jackpots are ready for the taking-The buzz this week has been about the ever increasing massive Mega Millions jackpot, but there is also Powerball. While Friday is the next drawing for the over 500-million dollar Mega Millions lottery, last night was Powerball?s turn. There was no winner, so the jackpot for Saturday is up to 288-million bucks.
Hollywood ReporterYou?ll Have To Wait Longer For ?Game Of Thrones? Season 7: One factor may delay the start of ?GoT? season 7-The ?Winter is here? moment at the end of ?Game of Thrones? season 6 is affecting when the next will air.
Migrant Trying To Get Out Of The Country Via Suitcase: Traveling is expensive. And this week, a stowaway tried to go super cheap and check himself in as his friend?s luggage. According to officials, guards at a train station on the Swiss/Italian border found an Eritrean migrant trying to sneak into the Switzerland by cramming himself inside a suitcase.
The GuardianAbandoned Star Trek Movie Involved A Fight With Jesus: Who would win in a fight: Captain Kirk or Jesus Christ? Well, we could?ve found that out, but according to a new unauthorized oral history of the series, the early version of ?Star Trek: The Motion Picture? that had Kirk fighting an alien disguised as Jesus got squashed.
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National PostCanadian Officials Warn Against Selfies With A Wild Moose: If you're dumb enough to try and take a selfie with a wild animal, and that animal attacks you, you get what you deserve. That?s the word from the Saskatchewan Ministry of Environment, who says they have to keep warning people in the area of Wascana Lake about a moose on the loose.
WEDNESDAY JULY 6TH July 6, 2016 7:39 am
(CNN) Sanders Supporters React To FBI?s Clinton Decision-The Republicans aren?t the only group outraged that Hillary Clinton did not get charged for misusing a personal server while Secretary of State.
(NYPost) ?Naked Twister? Mom Gets No Jail Time For Sex With Teen- In case you don?t recall, a little over a year ago, we had the story about a super hot mom Rachel Lehnardt, who was playing ?naked twister? and having sex with her 16-year-old daughter?s friends at a party. Well, she?s getting off, pun intended...
(MirrorUK) Live fish leaps out of tank and into shopper's basket as he browses supermarket
(MyFOX8) Couple Charged With Assaulting Each Other With Pizza Rolls-While the motive in the incident remains unclear, these lovebirds allegedly got into a fight at their apartment which escalated into throwing pizza rolls at each other to the point that police were called.
(BleacherReport) Frank Caliendo Reading Kevin Durant?s Letter As Morgan Freeman-From burning jerseys to video rants there has been a lot of great fallout from the Kevin Durant news. Comedian Frank Caliendo?s take may be the best though.
MONDAY JULY 5TH July 5, 2016 7:13 am
(CNN) Super Resistant Bacteria Causes Huge Headache For Rio Games. On the heels of economic problems, rampant crime, and body parts being found near an Olympic venue comes another headache for Rio games officials; a super-bug too close to competition waters.
(Denver News) Parents Mad When Hooters Sponsors A Cub Scout Camp: If you own a Hooters, maybe sponsoring events for elementary school kids isn?t the greatest idea?
(Guardian) Dead Tesla Driver Was Watching ?Harry Potter?: Self-driving cars may have the ability to drive themselves, but they also have the ability to crash themselves.
TV Host Impales Hand During Magic Trick Gone Wrong: Never trust a magician. No really don't. Polish TV host Marzena Rogalska learned that the hard way when filming an episode of "Question for Breakfast" when a magician impaled the palm of her hand with a nail. NOTE-This is pretty graphic
(DailyMail) Family Tries To Get Demon Lizard Out Of Their Garage: A huge Asian water monitor lizard decides to set up shop in someone?s garage. Check out this insane footage of them trying to get the beast out.
FRIDAY JULY 1ST July 1, 2016 8:25 am
(Oscars.org) The Oscars Are Going To Get Way Less White: Remember the uproar of the last Oscars telecast being whiter than an Imagine Dragons concert? Or the confusion about a Chris Rock-hosted extravaganza of awkward race jokes wrapping up with NWA?s ?Fight the Power? over the closing credits? Well they?re trying to make it all better by adding 683 new members to the Academy.
(UPI) 'Dead cat' brought to animal shelter found to be dog puppet
(UPI) Police break down door to rescue 'lifeless woman' -- a plastic blow-up doll
(ABCNews) NYPD: Man stuffed bag of poo in woman's pants
(MLB) Pirates Announcer Falls Out Of Chair: Nothing better than watching old guys take a dive. Check out the Pirates' announcer falling out of his seat.
THURSDAY JUNE 30TH June 30, 2016 7:13 am
(CNN) Human Remains Wash Up Near Rio Olympic Volleyball Beach: Police confirm that a mutilated body was found on Copacabana Beach yesterday afternoon.
(DigitalSpy) Ask Siri Who Jon Snow?s Father Is And See What Happens; (NewYork CBS Local) New Jersey couple hoards 100 cats inside small condo: An astonishing case of cat hoarding has rocked a New Jersey Town
(Philly.com) Cops Called To A Third Grade Class Party: Remember third grade class parties? For the most part they?re pretty uneventful?except if you?re in South Jersey.
(SmokingGun) Florida Lady Goes After Guy With Hatchet After He Refuses Sex: Who says guys never turn down sex? They do ? even in Florida. But be aware that ?just saying no? comes with a price for some. As in, actual danger.
WEDNESDAY JUNE 29TH June 29, 2016 7:15 am
(10News) Drunkie Drove An Entire Mile With A Human Lodged In The Windshield: Imagine being so drunk that while driving home, you had no clue you rammed someone with your car?even though they were STUCK IN YOUR WINDSHIELD! (WFLA) Street Magician Arrested For Pulling Off Woman?s Bathing Suit: Don?t trust street performers. Surfer Rescued By Batman And Robin Guy Tried To Steal His Grandma?s Frozen Dinners (BroBible) Girl In Bikini Slips Big Time When Trying To Jump Off Yacht
FRIDAY JUNE 24TH June 24, 2016 7:15 am
In the catch-up, on-demand world, spoilers have become a genuine currency of aggression. Photograph: HBO
(The Guardian) App Sends Game Of Throne Spoilers To Your Enemies: Make people you hate suffer by ruining their favorite shows for them.
(ABC13) After Jaw Surgery, Woman Wakes Up With A New Accent: A woman from Texas woke up from jaw surgery with a British accent
(Bailiwick Express)British School Cancels Beach Trip Because It Would Be Too Sunny: The headmaster explains figuring out how to provide shade for 200-plus kids wasn't worth it
An Israeli elementary school apologized after about 90 sixth-grade students were given DVDs containing pornographic video. Photo by Yiorgos GR/Shutterstock.com
(UPI) Israeli school accidentally gave porn DVDs to sixth-graders
Warning: This squirrel is not a licensed dentist. Screenshot: Newsflare
(UPI) Montreal dad gets wild squirrel to pull daughter's loose tooth
WEDNESDAY JUNE 22ND June 22, 2016 7:19 am
(UPI) Doctors Prescribe Meds Based On Who Buys Them Free LunchYour doctor is getting free meals and you?re paying for it.
(UPI)Woman gives birth in bear-infested Russian woods
(METRO) Emilia Clarke Wants A Lesbian Romance On Game Of Thrones: Dodging ?Game of Thrones? spoilers is becoming so difficult it should be an Olympic event. And this week it's been revealed that Emilia Clarke would be willing to get down with a lady on the show
Massive Brawl at IHOP
(UPI) Former NASA engineer creates 'world's largest' working Nerf gun..This is no joke, a NASA engineer has created the world's largest functioning Nerf Gun. Utter genius.
(Metro) Lady Trying To Sell Sofa Online Accidentally Posts Nudes: Ya know what sells couches? Toss up some pictures of cleavage they?ll go like hotcakes.
FRIDAY JUNE 17TH June 17, 2016 7:18 am
(FOX2) Woman Gets Upset Over ?Best Butt? Award Given To Her At Work: Don?t give out awards at work? ever.
(Mirror) PornHub Has Porn For The Blind: Pornhub has created videos with audio descriptions of what's going on for the blind
(TMZ) Vikings Rookie Gets Pranked With 60 Thousand Fruit Packs: Happy birthday we destroyed the inside of your car!Minnesota Vikings? rookie wide receiver, Laquon Treadwell,got a little taste of locker room hazing when his teammates found out it was his birthday.
(express) Insane Video Of A Tow Truck Pulling A Tow Truck Pulling A Tow Truck Pulling A Car
THURSDAY JUNE 16TH June 16, 2016 7:15 am
(IrishExaminer) Dude Covers Himself Up In Butter To Avoid Getting Arrested: Police were called to a house in Ireland when a man started breaking every piece of furniture in his home. When the cops arrived, the man initiated operation Paula Dean's Dream. He stripped down and applied butter all over his body to make himself harder to arrest.
(CNBC) Coffee Causes Cancer- Only When It?s Super Hot: Remember when they came out and told us that red meat and bacon gave us cancer and we did nothing to change our diet? Well, here?s another story that's going to make you think twice about putting your favorite thing in your mouth. For a few days, at least.
There Are Now Star Wars Perfumes: Ever wanted to get a wiff of Princess Amidala? Well nerds, great news! Now you can. A European company is releasing a line of Star Wars perfumes.
(BroBible) Horrifying Pictures Of What It Looks Like To Get Poison Ivy On Your Eyes: Don?t get poison ivy ? and definitely don?t get it all over your eyes. Check out this girl who is feeling the wrath of the ivy and looks like an alien from ?Star Wars.?
(ABC) Guy Found Not Guilty Of Burglary Even Though His Feces Covered Underwear Were Found At Crime Scene: Sometimes you can get away with something even if all the stinky evidence is pointing right at you.