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WEEK OF APRIL 14TH
Apr. 14, 2014 7:10 am
WEEK OF APRIL 7TH
Apr. 7, 2014 9:40 am
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Green and Gold is the color of My True Love's Heart
What Trump's Tacklin Now
Porn and Sex Don't Mix
Pot and Short Term "something"
Stones First's Fiftieth
Big Busty Birthday Boo-Yah
Talkin About Sex
Some Story ABout a Moron
Just Good Investigative Journalism
BIG BUSTY BIRTHDAY BOO-YAH!
Happy 42nd Fujiko Kano! Kano started out working as a caddie in a women's golf club in Japan,showing strangers her naughty bits for a $1 was much more financially rewarding. Eventually she grew tired of working the pole and began her work in adult films -- taking her stage name by picking the Japanese words fujiko and kano, which mean "one of a kind" and "dream come true," respectively. Her biggest hits to date have been Me Love You Long Time.,?Honey Bunz,? and ?Babes in Pornland"
Spreadsheets, a new sex activity app has been collecting data on people around the world, recording the length and effectiveness of their sexual performance?Guess who?s number one in the world? Let?s hear it for Australia as they grind for ?marathon? sessions of four minutes, two seconds per romp.Americans are ?bouncing the bed? for a solid 3:45, which isn?t bad? is it? (Daily Dot)
It's Just Good Investigative Journalism
How Many Peeps Can a .50 Caliber Bullet Go Through?
The KFC Chicken Corsage (DallasNews)
Check out GreenBayPackerLovers.com A dating site for Packer Fans (MSN)
23 year old Gemini Smith used crowdsourcing website MyFreeImplants.com to raise the $7,439.95 (.95? really?) she needed to have her 34A breasts increased to 34DDs. (Metro)
A 17-year-old Irish Boy Suffered a Heart Attack and was placed in a medically induced coma, after a friend squeezed his testicles in a prank. The boy was heading back into school after a lunch break and joking around with a group of boys when one of his friends "jerked his scrotum," causing the emergency. A source close to the boy's family said they believe it wasn't a "savage attack" or carried out in a "malicious way." It was just a typical scrotum squeeze, the kind seen every day in bondage films. (NY Daily News)
It's Just Good Investigative Journalism
Kicked in the Head by a Conductor
Happy 42nd Vannah Sterling!!
Vannah didn?t begin shooting porn films until she was old enough to actually be considered a MILF --Not your typical porn star, the star of ?Big White Butt Showdown? and ?Wham Bam Thank You Maam," decided to leave behind her quiet suburban life and professional job in finance -- to have sex on camera for a living.
Meet Julian..The worst Wheel of Fortune Player ever..
WEEK OF MARCH 31ST
Mar. 31, 2014 9:18 am
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Twins Gone Wild?
Kim Jong Un-defeated
Mia Banggs entered the porn industry in 2004 at the age of nineteen -- and now has over 120 film credits. She often appears in big-bust gonzo porn flicks with scenes that regularly feature backdoor maneuvers too risqué to mention. And who can forget her acting prowess in such epics as Big Bodacious Knockers, Bubblebutt Bonanza and Big Sausage Pizza
Just Good Investigative Journalism-
Man teaches Horse to play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on recorder
"Game of Thrones" Theme done with Goats
Topless Woman Ransacks McDonald's
R.I.P. Ultimate Warrior
WEEK OF MARCH 24TH
Mar. 24, 2014 6:25 am
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Topless View on The View
Clinton Would Reveal Aliens
Vegetarians are Unhappy All The Time
Fruits and Veggies on Endangered List
Happy 26th Georgia Jones! Fresh faced Georgia began modeling in her teens before progressing into nude modeling right after turning 18. And like others before here, Georgia?s adult-film career began not long after.Georgia and Charlie Sheen were an item in 2013 and I'm sure he can give rave reviews on films such as Cheer Squad Sleepovers, Who Let The Cats Out and Hog Tied Honeymoon
Idaho waitress, Truc Huynh was arrested for punching a customer in the face who complained about poor service. When police arrived, they asked Huynh to speak in a private area of the restaurant. She responded by grabbing a butter knife and challenging them to a fight. Y'all Can Just Kiss Her Grits!! (UPI)
According to a new survey, left-handed people are 71% more satisfied with their sex lives than right-handed people. 10,000 people were surveyed and 86% of left-handed people reported that they were ?Extremely Satisfied? with their bedroom adventures, compared to only 15% of right-handed people. (news.com.au)
FRIDAY MARCH 21ST
Mar. 21, 2014 7:09 am
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Amy-aka-Leopard Print Wearing Man Named Frank
Comrades with Cheese (Story Below)
First Lady Feeds the Pandas
Defender of Society: The Honey Boo Boo Recap
Happy 37th Birthday to Devon
As a young girl, Devon?s dream was to become a gymnast. However, due to her height, she was not able to participate at a competitive level -- so she was forced to look to other careers?.which led her to porn.
?We?ve been viewed as sexless little angels, but that is not the case? Non-profit group provides sex for the disabled (elpais)
64-year-old Polly Richards was arrested after starting a food fight at a North Carolina Golden Corral. No Soup for you!!!
Russian factory workers film themselves bathing NAKED in huge vat of cheese (Daily Mail Online)
The 19 Very Real Struggles of Women with Big Butts...
Stanford Cowbell Player, Alex Chang, trumped the little Kansas kid crying...Because..hey..sometimes we all need "more cowbell" (ABC)
'When we're naked, it's like we're all the same." Yoga studio offers all-nude co-ed classes. Three words.."downward dog pose" (Daily Mail)
38 year-old Katella Dash is from Minneapolis and has spent $99,000 trying to look as fake as possible. She had a sex change operation 15 years ago and wants to look like a sex doll
THURSDAY MARCH 20TH
Mar. 20, 2014 7:03 am
Drunk Woman Shows Up Naked to Visit Husband in JailWho here hasn?t wandered into a prison naked while they were on a bender once or twice? Amirite?
TUESDAY MARCH 18TH
Mar. 18, 2014 7:10 am
LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX
College campuses across the country are having trouble with students getting reckless - and not wearing condoms. But unlike the past -- when nobody knew how important being protected was -- kids these days know the risks but don?t seem bothered ..And unfortunately, they consider sex without a condom to be ?trophy sex.? And of course?All this unprotected sex is one the riskiest behaviors a young adult can do -- and what they will eventually realize -- there is no ?trophy? in the Unsafe Sex Awards. (Daily Mail)
SOME STORY ABOUT A MORON
A driver's license applicant in San Jose, California, was going for her third attempt to pass the driving test when she crashed her car into the Santa Teresa DMV building. and caused a gas leak. The woman said she swerved to try to a runner and crashed into the building-shearing a gas line. (KTVU.com)
MONDAY MARCH 17TH
Mar. 17, 2014 7:35 am
And your Final Four is Florida, Virginia, Duke and Nebraska??
Elizabeth Dickson is suing Playboy Enterprises and radio host Kevin Klein for $500,000 plus punitive damages after he whacked her with a golf club while trying to hit a ball off a tee placed between her butt cheeks during an amateur golf tournament in California. The model claims that she gave no consent for the ball to actually be hit and that she has suffered pain, worrying and anxiety as a result of the incident - but she appears in the video to have a better sense of humor immediately after being hit. (Click on the picture to check out the video from Daily Mail)
THURSDAY MARCH 13TH
Mar. 13, 2014 10:15 am
WEDNESDAY MARCH 12TH
Mar. 12, 2014 6:20 am
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A Senator Sleepover-Headband for Headaches-That Lobster's a Pain-and Mudaeeseo Haemlis Bogi!! (See Hamlet in Korea!!!)
MONDAY MARCH 10TH
Mar. 10, 2014 8:10 am
This is Hilarious!
Zach Galifinakis and President Barack Obama
"Between Two Ferns" Official Interview
FRIDAY MARCH 6TH
Mar. 7, 2014 9:18 am
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Comics for Kids?
Man Lost in Sewer for 2 Days
Walking Dead Recap in 30 Seconds
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
Bald Dog Dancing to Pharrell Williams' "Happy"
Happy 30th birthday to Dani Woodard! Dani?s destiny didn?t always lie in porn -- In fact, the Michigan native actually had a brief career as a medical assistant first...But that lasted for about a year. The red head then went full blown in the porn biz showcasing her talents in "Porn Star Training Camp," "Big Sausage Pizza 3," and ?House on Hooter Hill.?
WEDNESDAY MARCH 5TH
Mar. 5, 2014 10:10 am
Start-up company The Cocksman Club wants to discretely deliver condoms to your doorstep -- and depending on how gonzo you are -- has different packages to fit your swagger. ?The Player? delivers three condoms for only five bucks a month? ?The Champion? sends you 10 for only $10 a month...and ?The Legend? goes all in and rushes you 24 raincoats for $20 for a month. And these aren?t the generic kind you?re likely to find in the rusty vending machine. These are brand-name condoms. And to keep things exciting, The Cocksman Club features a ?sexual position of the month? on the box. (betabeat)
TUESDAY MARCH 4TH
Mar. 4, 2014 8:32 am
Armored Underwear, Oscar Tweets, Man vs Dog, Go Commando for God
Puddles the Clown Covers Lorde
Happy 40th Birthday to Katy Parker! Katy began her illustrious career as a Hungarian nude model before making the decision follow her big dream of ?acting? in porn Audiences were impressed with her talents in ?Busty Fever" "Busty Adventures"
and and ?Just Juggs?
The Portland, Oregon police were called to an ATM where they found a thief using a cutting torch on the machine. The man was wearing two armored vests and had ballistic panels sewn into his underwear (KATU.com)
Happy 46th birthday to Summer Cummings!-Summer and her enormous silicone sweethearts began their career in the early 90?s posing for the classiest of men's magazines such as ?Score,? ?Juggs? and ?Bust Out!? The veteran eventually appeared in over 300 films throughout her career -- ?Double Air Bags 15," and "Big Busty Whoppers"
MONDAY MARCH 3RD
Mar. 3, 2014 6:52 am
Happy 26th Birthday to Leya Falcon! Leya aspired to work in the adult entertainment industry since the age of 14 and like most porn actresses, she began her adult career on the stripper pole at 18...eventually the 5'6" powerhouse moved on to hardcore action and knocked it out of the park with features such as ?America?s Got Lesbians,? and "Tic Tac Hoe." (IMDB)
THURSDAY FEBRUARY 27TH
Feb. 27, 2014 6:00 am
It looks like a Marilyn Monroe sex film is heading to the auction block this Tuesday from the Tulare County Sheriff in California, The old 8mm film is allegedly footage of a threesome featuring JFK and his brother Robert F. Kennedy. Some possible titles for the Marilyn Sex film..
"Some Like it Hot- with your Brother"
"Brothers Prefer Blondes"
"Monkey Business with your Brother"
"Seven Inch Itch"
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 26TH
Feb. 26, 2014 6:00 am
A 29-year-old woman taking medication from a clinical trial to boost her libido...ended up suffering from a five-day erection of her lady bean. The website LiveScience reports that when she first began experiencing pain and swelling in her love switch, she immediately stopped taking the drugs -- but the symptoms only got worse? When she was finally checked out by doctors -- they discovered her lady bit had not only become purple, but had swelled up to 0.8 × 0.3 inches... She was eventually diagnosed with priapism - where blood cannot leave the clitoris -- and has been given Sudafed to reduce the swelling. She was later released...(Daily Mail)
TUESDAY FEBRUARY 25TH
Feb. 25, 2014 6:13 am
"Baby Poop Enhances Sausage Making"
"Got Milk Gone"
"Want a Woman? Shut Up!"
"A Double D Birthday"
Happy 27th Julia Bond! The tiny, yet shapely, Julia entered the porno biz in 2005 right after she turned 18 -- and immediately began cranking out the scenes -- earning the nickname "Box Cover Queen" for having appeared on countless DVD covers during the summer of 2005. You know Julia from such cinematic blockbusters as "Classroom Confessions" and ?Big Bubble Butt Cheerleaders.?
In case you missed it: PornMD, a multi-site porn search engine, has created a live streaming feed of the words people are entering into its search engine ? and it?s amazing. It?s also proves humans are a totally disgusting species. Some of the more interesting terms people ?get off? to include:
lesbian armpit slave
humping a piano
Baby-poop bacteria help make healthy sausages
Researchers say that the trick to making sausage healthier may be baby poop. They?ve found that these bacteria could turn relatively unhealthy foods like salami and pepperoni into ?health foods? - much like probiotic yogurts, which help burn away belly fat, treat depression, and fight constipation. Studies done in the past have already established that the strains of bacteria the scientists used from baby poop is safe for people -- and professional tasters cannot tell the difference.
MONDAY FEBRUARY 24TH
Feb. 24, 2014 8:29 am
PORN UPDATEHappy 33rd Jamie Lynn! Jamie started her journey in porn biz back in 2003 after the straight-laced company she was working for went belly up. Looking for a change of pace -- she answered an ad looking for models for nude work. She eventually became the January 2005 ?Penthouse Pet of the Month?, followed by ?Pet of the Year? in 2006.Since then, she?s managed to have a classy girl-on-girl career with films such as ?All by Myself-1 ?All by Myself--2 and Ninja Cheerleaders ?
365 DAYS OF PENISES
When a wife brings home a whiteboard for her husband to hang, for most guys, there?s only one obvious thing to do: Draw penis-themed whiteboard art every day of the year. 365 total -- Each different than the last. And one husband managed to reach this amazing goal...and documented the results on video. Some of them are pretty cool.. Watch the ?365 Days of Penises? video here but warning Not Safe for Work
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 21ST
Feb. 21, 2014 6:38 am
DAILY PORN UPDATE:Happy 29th Britney Stevens! The petite and bendable Britney has appeared in hundreds of scenes -- including threesomes with her real-life little sister Whitney Stevens -- both typically having sex with an actor? but not with each other. The two entered the biz together at the same time and have performed in eight scenes together. You probably know Brit from such cinematic ventures as "Booty Bombs" and "Double Decker Sandwich 9" (IMDB)
We?re all adults here -- but watching reputable newscasters like Wolf Blitzer or Brian Williams repeatedly say "Pussy Riot" while trying to keep a straight face is comedy gold. That?s because the Russian outlaw/activists/rock band Pussy Riot finally managed to do what no one has done before: they normalized the ?P? word. For those still uncomfortable with the term...Here?s a rundown of more polite alternatives for ?Pussy Riot:?
Birth Canal Brouhaha
Happy 33rd birthday to Natalli DiAngelo! This shapely European mother-of-one from Slovakia was actually studying to become a secretary when she fell into the porn biz in an attempt to pay for her schooling. Natalli showed her incredible acting skills in Busty Babes, Bimbo Club 3 and The Lady and Her Tramps 2
Kate Hansen posted a video of a wolf wandering the halls of her dorm room in Sochi. It immediately went viral and bow we find out Kimmel was behind it.