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FRIDAY JANUARY 23RD
Jan. 23, 2015 7:40 am


 A ball boy at the Australian Open had to leave the court yesterday after being hit in the groin by a 124-mph serve from Feliciano Lopez. Youi bet we have it on our Video Page


- The Hollywood Reporter is guestimating that ''Fifty Shades of Grey'' will earn $45 million during its opening weekend


- The Hollywood Reporter claims nearly 40% of the tickets sold for Bill Cosby's Denver show were refunded. Patrons requested refunds for 1,200 of the 3,100 tickets sold


- The NFL has fined Seahawks RB Marshawn Lynch $20,000 for grabbing his crotch during the NFC Championship game


- David Letterman will be a guest on CBS? Late Late Show next Tuesday when Regis Philbin hosts


- Frito Lay may release cinnamon sugar flavored Cheetos just before Easter


- CAKE, MORTDECAI,THE BOY NEXT DOOR, and  STRANGE MAGIC are in theaters this weekend

DAILY INTERNET INSIGHT







Happy 38th birthday to Gina Ryder! 



This porn veteran utilizes some of her talents with a Japanese animation company that produces adult-genre cartoons. And speaking of talent-we're talking acting on a technically perfect scale-especially highlighted ion such theatrical productions as :Freak of the Week, Farmer's Daughters do Hollywood-Hot Fresh Calendar Babes-Booty Duty 10 and West Coast Whoppers

THURSDAY JANUARY 22ND
Jan. 22, 2015 7:53 am

DAILY INTERNET INSIGHT







The NFL reports that every year, between 100 and 250 football fans show up to the Super Bowl with bogus tickets.


- LL Cool J is going to host the Grammy Awards on Sunday, February 8th on CBS


- Netflix is going to produce a new Pee Wee Herman movie called "Pee Wee's Big Holiday". Judd Apatow will also produce


- Dean Cain threatened Michael Moore for saying snipers are cowards. 


- Vulture claims Nicolas Cage is going to star in a new movie about Gary Faulkner, the 50-year-old ex-con, who traveled to Pakistan to capture Osama bin Laden. Borat director Larry Charles will direct this film


- Rosie Perez is returning to The View. 


- 31.7 million viewers watched Tuesday's State of the Union address. It was the lowest viewership for a State of the Union speech in 15 years.



Happy 41st birthday to Ava Devine! 

The self-titled "Queen of Filth" started her career as a stripper -- and was well into her twenties before she decided to take the porn plunge, but has been prolific in the industry ever since. Her stellar acting talents are very evident in the classic blockbusters ?Juggernauts,? ?Big Boob Vollyeballers,? and ?Leave it to Cleavage.?

WEDNESDAY JANUARY 21ST
Jan. 21, 2015 8:35 am

DAILY INTERNET INSIGHT






 - Contact Music claims Paula Abdul is in talks to judge ''So You Think You Can Dance''

- E! claims VH1 has canceled the reality show LeAnn & Eddie after one season.

- Someone defaced an ''American Sniper'' billboard in L.A. with the word MURDER

- Contact Music claims Madonna has recorded a new song with Mike Tyson called "Iconic". It will appear on her new CD "Rebel Heart"

- The Yankee Candle Company has launched a new line of Girl Scout Cookie candles. 

- Pizza Hut Australia is now selling a vegemite-stuffed crust pizza


- Red Velvet Oreo cookies are going to be available for a limited time around Valentine's Day


- TMZ claims Comedy Central is going to roast Justin Bieber

- Deadline.com claims ''The Interview'' has earned $40 million from video on-demand sales. Netflix will begin showing "The Interview" this Saturday

- The Sun Sentinel claims 11 balls used by the New England Patriots against the Indianapolis Colts were under-inflated. The scandal is being called 'Deflate Gate



A New Jersey teenager says she plans to marry her dad after losing her virginity to him.

The 18 year old says her dad only dated her mom for a few months and got her pregnant prom night.  He's had nothing to do with her since she was 5...and they fell in love when they reunited.. (NY Daily News)


MONDAY JANUARY 19TH
Jan. 19, 2015 5:52 am

DAILY INTERNET INSIGHT





- Idina Menzel is going to sing the National Anthem at this year's Super Bowl. John Legend will sing ?America The Beautiful?

- Nick Cannon will not be playing Tupac in a new movie about the rapper's life. A spoof site started the rumor

- Jennifer Aniston tells Entertainment Tonight that she and Angelina Jolie are not feuding. 

- TMZ claims Mama June recently bought a new $149,000 Georgia home and then booted Sugar Bear for allegedly cheating online. He is now renting a double wide with his brother

- TMZ claims Jon Gosselin has purchased two turntables and a microphone so he can become a professional disc jockey

- The cast and crew of Hot In Cleveland surprised Betty White on her 93rd brthday with a flash mob. They did a Hawaiian dance and wore Hawaiian shirts and lei's

- Entertainmentwise claims Fox may bring back The X Files and Prison Break

- Deadspin claims a Seahawks fan ran onto the field after the game, dropped his pants and chugged an unknown liquid while fans cheered



FRIDAY JANUARY 16TH
Jan. 16, 2015 8:35 am



Happy 47th birthday to adult legend Danni Ashe! 


Considered the "most downloaded woman on the net" -- Dannie has been written up in ?Playboy,? ?Penthouse,? and even ?Forbes Magazine? for her entrepreneurial success-You may recognize this busty web pioneer's incredible acting skills in such critically acclaimed films as:  Busty Conquests-Killer Sex Queens from Cyberspace-Big Boob Mammathon? and -Humongous Hooters





- American Sniper and The Wedding Ringer are at theaters this weekend

- Darrell Winfield, one of the original ?Marlboro Men? in the cigarette ads, has died at the age of 85. He appeared as a rancher in the ads in the 60's, 70's and 80's.


- E! claims Tara Reid and Ian Ziering are returning for Sharknado 3


- GE will soon begin selling a new fridge that features a built-in single-cup Keurig coffee maker. The fridge costs $3,300.


- "Weird Al" Yankovic is going to voice a villain named The Dollmaker in the upcoming animated film Batman vs. Robin



Daily Internet Insight- 





WEDNESDAY JANUARY 14TH
Jan. 14, 2015 6:56 am



Happy 35 birthday to Austin Kincaid! 

Fans likely remember her in roles casting her as mom, but her talents have allowed her to branch out and play a teacher -- even an office executive.  It's her acting that allows her to breathe life into a variety of characters-and that is quite apparent in the blockbusters-Mother Knows Breast- Babe Buffet:-Booby Prize-Rack It Up and Surrender the Booty 






Scottish musician cleared of masturbating in public view, claims he was playing air ukulele 


(NY Daily News) Dean Gilmartin of  Scotland was cleared Tuesday on charges of indecency after neighbors believed he was masturbating while naked in front of a window of his home that faced the street,  But Gilmartin successfully convinced the court in Perth that it was just a misunderstanding and that yes..his neighbors  probably saw him naked but he wasn't masturbating..he was playing air 


Boy Says Barney Rescued Him From His Body


When Martin Pistorius was 12 years old he lost his ability to move by himself, his ability to make eye contact, and then, finally, his ability to speak. And for 12 years, he could just lie there. A vegetable. He says he remembers just about everything that happened during those 12 years. Like wearing diapers and having his mom wipe him as if he were a baby. He remembers feeling alone, because everyone around him thought he was brain dead. And, he remembers Barney the Dinosaur? because his caregivers put Barney on TV for him to watch. Hours at a time. Martin hated Barney so much that he willed himself to break through and finally regain control over his body. (Get His Book)


TUESDAY JANUARY 13TH
Jan. 13, 2015 6:50 am

Looks like someone is hiding among the Frozen Turkeys 

German model Mayra Hills, known professionally as ?Beshine?, claims she has the world's largest fake breasts.  Her measurements are 59-28-36. Each breast weighs 20 pounds. (EliteDaily)



 A wife from China discovered her husband was having an affair  after finding Emails from a 21-year old mistress on his unlocked cell phone. Upon the discovery of his infidelity, the 32-year-old?s wife cut off his penis with a pair of scissors.The husband underwent emergency reattachment surgery. As he was recovering, his wife snuck into the hospital and cut off his penis again. The husband's mistress says she is going to stay with him.  penis or no penis    (crimefeed)


MONDAY JANUARY 12TH
Jan. 12, 2015 8:27 am

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  • NBA sends Knicks to London-London Not Happy
  • Pope Gives Thumbs Up to Breast Feeding
  • What is Bill Gates Guzzlin?
  • Security Summit...At the White House?

DAILY INTERNET INSIGHT









 - "Boyhood"won Best Picture at last night's Golden Globe Awards.

- Taken 3 was number one at the weekend box office

- JLo tells E! that she wants to play a superhero. 

- TMZ claims GameLink.com, an on-demand porn site, has offered Tara Reid $1 million to do an adult movie. She would have full creative control

- The Daily Mail claims temps on Mars, at 17 degrees, are warmer than 14 states

- McDonald's is testing a new burger that takes 7 minutes to make. Customers customize their burger on a touchscreen computer before waiting at their table for their order to arrive

- Melissa McCarthy is in talks to join the Ghostbusters reboot

- Politico claims Mitt Romney may run for President. His wife is being supportive while his sons are split over him running for a third time

- Joy Behar will fill in for Whoopi Goldberg on The View this week


WEDNESDAY JANUARY 7TH
Jan. 7, 2015 7:43 am






Daily Internet Insight-




- The Interview has earned $31 million from online showings

- A KFC in Peru was closed after a rat ran around the restaurant. Employees chased the rodent as diners screamed and jumped on top of chairs. 

- NBC claims the San Francisco house used in ''Mrs Doubtfire' was torched on Monday night. 

- More than 500 North American flights were canceled yesterday to do bad weather

- 100 McDonald's franchises in Venezuela ran out of French fries because of a dock dispute. Restaurants have replaced the fries with deep-fried flatbreads and yucca

- 7.7 million viewers watched The Bachelor's premiere on Monday. That's down 19% from last year.

- The Daily Mail claims Kim Jong-Un has a cyber-army of 6,000 hackers that may attack the U.S

- Sony's new 65-inch 4K TV is only 4.9 millimeters thick. That's thinner than the iPhone 6. The 1080p HDTV has 8 million pixels



TUESDAY JANUARY 6TH
Jan. 6, 2015 6:46 am






AM Heidi's Daily Internet Insight-
10 Small-But-Important Things Your Mom NEVER Told You About Men









 Get On Up, The Longest Week, No Good Deed, The Guest, Boyhood and Left Behind are all out on DVD today

- CNN claims gas has dropped below $2 a gallon at 40% of U.S. gas stations. The nationwide average is just below $2.20 a gallon. 

- 70% of North America is engulfed in a cold snap. Antarctica, at 37 degrees, is warmer than most of the U.S..


- Mark Wahlberg wants to do a Boardwalk Empire movie and tells NJ.com: "My next goal now is to get the movie made and start talking to Martin Scorsese about directing it."


- 6.8 million viewers watched 'Celebrity Apprentice' on Sunday night


- 42.3 million people watched the Cowboys - Lions game on Sunday


- The Syfy Network is developing a new, unscripted reality show called "Hackers". The USA Network is planning a new series about hackers that will star Christian Slater. 

- McDonald's Japan is under fire because a customer allegedly found a piece of vinyl inside a Chicken McNugget.



MONDAY JANUARY 5TH
Dec. 29, 2014 9:42 am



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  • Bike Broke Bono
  • The New & Shiny Supreme Court
  • Take Miley or the Money


- ESPN anchor Stuart Scott passed away yesterday from cancer. He was 49 and had been battling the disease since 2007. 

- Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis may have gotten married during the holidays. They wrote "Happy New Year ? Love, The Kutchers" in the sand on a beach


- Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs have finalized their divorce after 10 years of marriage


- Contact Music claims Bruce Jenner is in talks to get his own reality show


- Miley Cyrus Instagrammed a picture of her new comforter. Her bedspread has a picture of a giant piece of pepperoni pizza

-Daily internet insight..6 simple ways to improve your bond with your dog




Happy 25th birthday to Alison Tyler.  

The 6 foot Alison?s Twitter profile describes her as an? Amazon, Artist, Treehugger, Recreational Gynecologist, Adventurer, Equestrian, Activist, Athlete & Mattress Actress.Her Acting techniques have been applauded by many in such dramatic ventures as-My Hotwife's Lover-Threeway Thrills-and Top Heavy Tarts 16-23



A group of parents are pressuring Play-Doh to pull their new Cake Mountain Playset because the "extruder" tool intended for squeezing out icing onto a toy cake, resembles a penis  and could be confused as a sex toy...I don't think the problem here is that the tool looks like a sex toy..., I think it's that your kid actually knows what a sex toy is..(GoodMenproject)


WEEK OF CHRISTMAS!!
Dec. 22, 2014 7:24 am


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MONDAY DECEMBER 22nd
  • Flying With Fruitcake
  • Weighing in on The Interview
  • Felons are Free!
  • Playing Jingle Bells with a Straw and Her Cleavage 


- According to research by YouGov, the average person will walk just under 20 miles to complete their Christmas shopping. The shopping burns an average of 1,572 calories.

- Peter Jackson's "Hobbit" trilogy.  "The Battle of the Five Armies" brought in 56-point-two-million dollars at the movie box office over the weekend to bring its five-day North American opening to 90-point-six-million dollars.  

- Justin Bieber is taking the biggest hit from last week's so-called "Instagram Rapture."  "The New York Times" reports that the pop star lost a whopping three-point-five-million followers after the social media company went on a massive purge last week ridding the site of fake accounts.  

DAILY INTERNET INSIGHT
 - A London grandmother has created a line of ugly sweaters that show reindeer humping. Jen Barrett got the idea for her line from watching the reindeer near her home. 





Happy 53rd birthday to porn legend Lynn LeMay! 



As a mother of three, Lynn is proud to be considered a favorite of many fans and loves fulfilling fantasies on screen.This former porn star appeared in the late ?80s fan favorites: ?Pleasure Chest,? ?Hootermania,? ?Suzie Creamcheese,? ?One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast,? and ?The Beverly Thrillbillies.?




WEEK OF DECEMBER 15TH
Dec. 15, 2014 9:08 am


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FRIDAY DECEMBER 19TH
  • No More Lamas? 
  • Hoarding the Ho Ho Hos
  • DJ Jazzy Barrack

THURSDAY DECEMBER 18TH
  • I'm Gonna SCUBA in CUBA!
  • Happy B'Day Pope Francis

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 17TH
  • Angry Bears Fan Christmas
  • We've Got Jeb Bush!
  • Not A Richard Dawson Family Feud
  • Exodus..Too White?
  • Bye Sid Berger..,,,and Thanks for the Gum

MONDAY DECEMBER 15TH
  • That Fascinating Taylor Swift
  • Not Your Daddy's 'Family Feud"
  • We Want Warren!!
  • Spy Fish
  • South Dakota says, "Don't Jerk & Drive"
  • The Weather of LA


The NY Post claims Sony lost $90 million when they pulled the plug on 'The Interview'

- Michelle Obama is a fan of ''Gone Girl''. She tells People: ?I?ve read others, but since I read Gone Girl a couple summers ago, which is one of my favorites. The book is much better than the movie.?


- Amanda Bynes is transferring schools. She Tweeted: ''I took a USC campus tour yesterday it was sick! I plan on transferring from FIDM.''


- Brad Pitt was dismissed from jury service in L.A. because he was too distracting


- Kris and Bruce Jenner have finalized their divorce with him receiving $2.5 million


- A chef at Muncheese in Torrance, California has invented a new hamburger bun made of mac and cheese. The bun is created by battering, breading and frying the mac and cheese


- Mark Wahlberg tells Entertainmentwise that he is committed to doing more Transformers movies

- According to a match.com survey, 66% of singles have stayed in a doomed relationship just to avoid being alone during the holidays

- That's your Nibbles and Bits for December 19th-- for Wilde in the Morning-I'm AM Heidi

- Check out my daily internet insight-10 Super Last-Minute Holiday Gifts That No One Will Know Were Last Minute



Happy 53rd birthday to porn legend Lynn LeMay! 




As a mother of three, Lynn is proud to be considered a favorite of many fans and loves fulfilling fantasies on screen.This former porn star appeared in the late ?80s fan favorites: ?Pleasure Chest,? ?Hootermania,? ?Suzie Creamcheese,? ?One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast,? and ?The Beverly Thrillbillies.?




WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 17TH


Fighter Loses Eye in MMA Fight...And Ref Almost Steps on it...




WEEK OF DECEMBER 8TH
Dec. 9, 2014 8:52 am


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FRIDAY DECEMBER 12TH
  • Touching on Torture
  • Matchmaker Matchmaker Give Me a Beer
  • Goodbye Gary Anderson
  • John McCain and the Blame

THURSDAY DECEMBER 11TH
  • Obama Library
  • Havin' My Baby-on a Plane
  • The Bumble of Wisconsin
  • Friend, Hockey Players-Lend me an Ear
  • Anaconda Don't Want None..

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 10TH
  • Facebook-Forever and Ever
  • Perp Pilfered Picasso Plate
  • Sign That Weenie

TUESDAY DECEMBER 9TH
  • He stole a Sex Toy and Captain Crunch
  • Taylor Swift has a "Secret"
  • Sara makes Her Boobs Dance to Jingle Bells

MONDAY DECEMBER 8TH
  • Brass Band to Ease Tensions with Venezuala 
  • Bond Girl is My Age!!
  • Radio Voice?  Really?



- Exodus: Gods and Kings opens at theaters today

- The Hollywood Reporter claims the new James Bond movie could cost $300 million. Hackers released documents that revealed the film's budget 

- Zoe Saldana and her husband Marco Perego are the proud parents of twins 
- According to TMZ, Mama June thinks Sugar Bear may be cheating again.

- McDonald's is now selling salmon burgers in Taiwan 

- ?Kate Plus 8? will return to TLC on Tuesday, January 13th 

- Mashable claims Facebook is considering adding a DISLIKE button 

- This year's hottest Christmas toy, Disney's Frozen Castle and Ice Palace Playset, is selling on eBay for $700. It retails for $119.

- Pornhub recently did a study to find out what Americans like better - boobs or butts. Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa, Utah, Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont preferred boobs. Every other state likes butts. 

- My daily internet insight-What Your Signature Drink Says About You





Happy 44th birthday to Vanilla Deville! 

An artist at heart, Vanilla enjoys reading novels, writing stories and penning lyrics.Vanilla's artistry extends to her acting skills-apparent in such theatrical creations as-Mommies Gone Bad-Under the Big Tops-Horny Housewives and  Double Air Bags



(WPTV)  An Allouez, Wisconsin woman, who goes by the name "Bumble, "walks her poodle everyday while dressed as the abominable snowman. She tells people she is visiting Misfit Island. and gives out hugs and smiles.  



But spreading a little joy to all, does have its downside. One day she was heading out for a pork dinner when she was hit with an icicle and some bastard elf pulled out all her teeth



WEEK OF DECEMBER 1ST
Dec. 1, 2014 9:08 am


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FRIDAY DECEMBER 5TH
  • Londoner's Loud Lovemaking
  • The Coldness that is Chicago
  • UAB Football is No More
  • Someone stole Ireland's Whiskley
THURSDAY DECEMBER 4TH
  • Texas is Missing Some Brains
  • Big Age Gap = Divorce
  • Defense Secretary Ashton Carter
  • 50s Housewife Drops Acid


WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 3RD
  • What's Your Decision on Circumcision?
  • Passing on President Portman
  • Big Apple says Whoa! to Horses
  • My Pillow Smells Like bacon
  • Detrouit-dark and scary-and then the power ent out

TUESDAY DECEMBER 2ND
  • A Jolie and the SUV
  • LAPD Chase Down Man on Skateboard
  • Walking Dead Mid Season Finale
  • There's a Monkey in My Backyard
  • I Know Victoria's Secret



  

MONDAY DECEMBER 1ST
  • That's Obamamundo
  • A Super Pill for the Pain
  • The Mubarek Mess
  • 100-Grand-at a Burger King?






- Prince William and Kate Middleton visited New York's 9/11 Memorial and Museum yesterday. They placed white roses on the name plaques of victims

- Gina Carano is joining the cast of Kickboxer. Jean Claude van Damme and Bautista are already set to star in the remake

- Donald Trump has hired Tiger Woods to design a golf course for him in Dubai

- Sharon Osborne tells Howard Stern that Jay Leno was bad in bed. ''Well it only took a minute, so I'll just say, it took a second, that was it.''

- Cuba Gooding Jr. is going to play O.J. Simpson in the new FX series ''American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson''. The show will chronicle O.J.'s murder trial

- 4.1 million viewers watched ''Eaten Alive'' on The Discovery Channel

- Check out my daily internet insight-8 Things You Should Never Use Past Their Expiration Date





A very happy 45th Birthday to Charli.  

This dirty blonde who celebrated her 25th year in the hard core business, is known for possessing incredible acting qualities, and nowhere are they more apparent than in the epic dramas..
Strange Curves-Porn On The Fourth Of July-and Bimbo Bowlers From Buffalo





FRIDAY DECEMBER 5TH


Londoner Caroline Cartwright was given a suspended jail sentence of eight weeks and then 12 weeks for violating a court order. Caroline was ordered to stop her loud lovemaking sessions with her husband after her neighbors called the cops on her. (HuffingtonPost)



THURSDAY DECEMBER 4TH

(ABC) The University of Texas is missing 100 brains. The brains belonged to patients from the former Texas State Lunatic Asylum. The organs were being kept in jars of formaldehyde. The university is investigating while some professors think students stole the brains.  According to one professor, "I'll bet you anything it was the kid with the hump." 


WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 3RD



J&D Foods is selling bacon-scented pillowcases. They say the cases last between 6 and 12 months. ?The future of sleep is here, and? it smells like cured meat. "






Walmart shoplifter used scooter, walker in getaway (WSBTV)






TUESDAY DECEMBER 2ND
A Florida man is under arrest after police say he tried to steal more than 6 pounds of cow tongue by hiding it in his pants. (FOX59)


WEEK OF THANKSGIVING
Nov. 26, 2014 7:07 am


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TUESDAY NOVEMBER 25TH


WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 26TH
  • Johnny "Foot-Brawl"
  • White House Security-"We Need a Bigger Fence"
  • The Monopoly Melee of 14'



Happy 64th birthday to porn legend Honey Wilder! 


Throughout the 80s Honey represented the "older woman" segment of adult films -- and her acting talents wowed critics in such blockbusters as-Great Sexpectations-Blazing Bedrooms -Lust Tango in Paris -The Sperminator and Genital Hospital 




WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 26TH


So..How much Butter is in a Typical Paula Deen Thanksgiving Dinner?




WEEK OF NOVEMBER 17TH
Nov. 17, 2014 7:58 am


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THURSDAY NOVEMBER 20TH
  • Comet Goes organic
  • We Suck at Personal Freedom
  • What?  No Spouse??
  • Grandmas Smoke Weed for the First Time
  • Who Hacked the KKK?


WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 19TH
  • Wonder Where the Manson/Burtom Wedding is registered?
  • Mmmm That's Good Frog!
  • Man Accidentally Hits "Self Pleasure" Button While Demonstrating Mechanical Arm
  • The Pope is Coming to Town!
  • Don't Be Eatin that Green Algae!



TUESDAY NOVEMBER 18TH
  • Man Farts Star Wars' Imperial Death March
  • The World is Running Out of Chjocolate!
  • German DJs Grow Boobs (See below)
  • We Need More Oil!!

MONDAY NOVEMBER 17TH
  • Saved By The Smell
  • Pippa Reporting


A very happy 42nd birthday to Lauren Kain!  

A former Miss Nude USA Award WInner, Lauren is an incredible actrees whose flawless technique is apparent in such films as Dirty 30's 3-Biker Zombies from Detroit -Top Guns 4-Housewives Unleashed 43-Big Sausage Pizza 13  




WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 19TH



Locals believe frogs from Peru's Lake Titicaca have the ability to cure asthma, bronchitis and low sex drive. Vendors skin the frogs in front of customers before placing them in a blender with carrots, the Peruvian maca root and honey. The green juice is served over ice. (poststar)

Reminds me of that healthy drink craze we had in the 70s..




TUESDAY NOVEMBER 18TH

German DJ's Grow Boobs

German radio DJs John and Rasheed wanted to experience life like women so they had a plastic surgeon pump 700ml of saline solution into their chests. Their temporary breasts lasted for 24 hours and allowed them to have C-cups.  They posted: "Bras are torture and every woman should get a medal for wearing this monster."  (Mirror)


MONDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH


Edie's in My Empanada!


Jorge Beltrao Negromonte da Silveira, his wife Isabel Cristina Pires, and his mistress Bruna Cristina Oliveiera da Silva were each sentenced to somewhere near 20 years in prison for a particularly digusting crime.  According to Fox News Latino, the trio from Brazil were accused, and convicted, of killing two women and using parts of their bodies to make empanadas, which they then ate and sold to their neighbors.  When questioned by police, they said they belonged to a sect that preached the "purification of the world and the reduction of its population."






Ernesto Hernandez recently found an image of Jesus on a piece of fried chicken. The Pocono Summit, Pennsylvania man tells WNEP: ?I always kid to my wife she?s such a divine cook and I?m about to fork into my chicken and, lo and behold, there?s a picture of what looks like Jesus to me. It really kind of took me a back a minute. I showed my wife and we all laughed about it and said ?wow, this is amazing,? It?s so clear, it?s so concise, it looks like Jesus.



WEEK OF NOVEMBER 10TH
Nov. 10, 2014 6:36 am



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FRIDAY NOVEMBER 14TH
  • Dr C's Ebola Free!
  • How to be  110
  • I'm Movin' to Irvine!
  • The believability of Interstellar
  • Oh My God, They're Turkeys!!
  • Man Humps Stuffed Horse in Walmart

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 13TH
  • Kim's Can
  • The Passing of a TV Icon
  • Pilae's On a Comet
  • Keep Those Weapons Away from Walt
  • Robot Sex?  Yes, please!

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 12TH
  • Sanchez Celebrates Philly Style
  • Pistons Can't Spell
  • Miley Schwarzenegger?
  • 100 year Old Skydiver
  • The Tale of Vegan Sperm (or lack thereof)

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 11TH
  • That Bong is Breakin' Your Brain
  • Pheasant Hunting with Tom Brokaw
  • Pass the "Dewitos!"
  • Tatunka on the Tarmac
  • Why Did the Duck Cross the Road?

MONDAY NOVEMBER 10TH
  • Saved By The Smell
  • Pippa Reporting



A very happy 37th birthday to Sara Jay! 

Sara's naturally large rear and flawless acting technique made her a fan favorite ion such epic displays as Phat Bottom Girls 4 -Booby Patrol -Big Booty Revenge -Juggernauts and Double Air Bags 



FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14TH



19-year old Sean Johnson got caught humping a stuffed horse inside a Florida Wal -Mart.  (SmokingGun)


WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 12TH




Eleanor Cunningham, of Howes Cave, New York, celebrated her 100th birthday by skydiving. Cripes, I'm half  her age and get dizzy walking down the basement steps (KIROTV)





TUESDAY NOVEMBER 11TH


A SpiceJet Airlines flight headed to New Dehli, India recently hit a buffalo as it was taking off. The plane was carrying 140 passengers. The buffalo wandered onto the runway at Surat Airport because there was not proper fencing surrounding the air field. No passengers were injured.-The plane suffered severe damage, and the Buffalo kind of shrugged and wandered back into the wilderness   (BBC)




A Fort Lee, New Jersey police officer, dressed as Donald Duck recently helped bust drivers, who refused to yield to pedestrians. The officer, dressed as Donald, would wave to passing motorists in the crosswalk. Drivers, who didn't stop and allow Donald to walk across were given a $230 ticket. I'm sorry, but that isn't fair..because if I'm getting waved at by someone in a crosswalk who isn't wearing pants?  I'm not stoppin..(DailyMail)




A Colorado school was put on lockdown Friday after a students bong smoke escaped into the hallways. (Denver Post).



WEEK OF NOVEMBER 3RD
Nov. 3, 2014 8:19 am



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WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 5TH

  • Heatin' Up The Danes
  • Harry Reid "I'm Begging"
  • Mamma June and the Whole gang
  • Russia Takes Down Jobs Statue
  • Bloombergsucks.com
  • Commander in Chief Caught with Cake

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 4TH

  • Blackhawk Down!  With Candy!
  • Construction Worker robs Bank
  • Norway says "Vis oss pengene !"
  • I Got a Rock-Through My Window

MONDAY NOVEMBER 3RD

  • Man Tries to Steal TV From Wal Mart to Watch 'Dukes of Hazzard" (see below)
  • Jose Canseco Gave Himself the Finger
  • More Merlot with your Milky Way?
  • Happy Birthday Bruce Jenner!










FRIDAY NOVEMBER 7TH

A hospital in Shandong, China is allowing men to experience the pain of childbirth through a childbirth simulator.The "Pain Experience Camp" gives men a better appreciation and perspective of what their partner is going to go through. The machine stimulates men's abs with electric shocks and word is most men cry within seconds.   (FOXNews)

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 6TH

In the midterm elections on Tuesday ,102-year-old Guadalupe Portillo voted for the first time in a U.S. election. When asked who she voted for, a very excited Portillo said, "Herbert Hoover!"   (People)


An Egyptian bus driver was selected as part of a group for a standard drug test. Apparently he wasn't clean because he used his wife's urine to try and beat the test. When officials confirmed with the man it was indeed his sample. they responded "Congratulations, you're pregnant." (BBC)

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 5TH
SEND SOMEONE SOME S*** FOR CHRISTMAS


A company called S****Express allows you to send horse manure and other animal waste anonymously for Christmas. The company delivers to those, who are disliked. S***Express only accepts Bitcoin payments making it nearly impossible to trace the sender. Deliveries cost $15 and can be gift wrapped. (TheLadBible)





FIREFIGHTERS WEAR GAS MASKS TO RESCUE MAN WHO HASN'T BATHED IN 5 YEARS


German firefighters were forced to wear gas masks to rescue a 350-pound man who didn't bathe for 5 years.  (DailyMail)






MONDAY NOVEMBER 3RD



MAN TRIES TO STEAL TV FROM WALMART TO WATCH "DUKES OF HAZZARD"



Travis Royal, of Dunnellon, Florida, was recently arrested for stealing a 48-inch, flat-screen television from Walmart. Guards stopped the 32 year-old because he was dragging the TV towards the exit. Travis said he paid for the TV and needed the security tag removed. He then walked to a store display and began devouring fried chicken. When asked where he was going with the television, Travis said he was going to take it to a restaurant inside the store to watch the ?Dukes of Hazzard?. (tampa.cbslocal)







MAN ROBS SUBWAY STORES OVER FAILED "JARED" DIET



Zachary Torrance told police he robbed four Birmingham-area Subway restaurants to get his money back after unsuccessfully trying the "Jared diet." Torrance was caught after someone at a Walmart recognized him from surveillance video footage and called police. At the time of his arrest, Torrance was reportedly wearing the same clothes that appeared in the robbery footage.  (NYDaily)












WEEK OF OCTOBER 27th
Oct. 27, 2014 7:37 am


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FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST
  • "Candy Corn" Lewis Black
  • Did Russia Hack "The House?"
  • 'We the Ignorant People"
  • "Reales son los campeones!
THURSDAY OCTOBER 30TH
  • Weather Geek and Global Warming
  • Taylor and the Big Apple
  • Your Civic Duty-With Half Naked Men
  • Ooh Ball Sack Smooth

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 29TH
  • Teletubbie Breaks Into House Steals Chinese Food (See below)
  • The Ankles of Kim Jong Un
  • Bruins get "Frozen"
  • Marathon is Ebola Free
  • Taco Bell Call Ahead!!
  • A Breastfeeding Alyssa Milano


TUESDAY OCTOBER 28TH 
  • Security Tips-From the White House?
  • It's Underwear that Protects Your Junk
  • Men Would Love Them Some Breasts
  • Dude, Where's My Smart Phone
  • Twins Delivered in a Mini Van
  • I Want a Waist Like Jessica Wabbit


MONDAY OCTOBER 27TH

  • Fence Jumpers 7-Secret Service 0
  • Arm-in-Arm with Nina Pham
  • 30-Second Walking Dead Recap
  • Don't Want Ebola? Don't Eat a Stranger's Poop
  • Nookie with the Neanderthals











FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST




A study found that 92% of Americans would fail the U.S. Citizenship Quiz if they had to take it today. When did all these idiots start filling up our 56 states?




THURSDAY OCTOBER 30TH



A Minion A Banana and Spiderman Walk into a Bar..
Our Most Googled Halloween Costumes (huffingtonpost)





He's Ball Sack Smooth




A laser procedure that many actors -- including George Clooney -- have allegedly endured removes the wrinkles from their scrotum. A plastic surgeon in Santa Monica, California, explains that this ?Tighten the Tackle? procedure evens out skin tone, removes discoloration, removes skin tags and provides overall tightening to your special no no parts. This ?Male Laser Lift? costs only $575,  (medicaldaily)







WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 29TH



Yellow Teletubbie breaks into house, steals Chinese food




A man, dressed as ?Laa-Laa,? the yellow Teletubby, broke into a friend's house in Bethlehem, PA., removed Chinese food from the fridge and dumped it into his man purse before fleeing. The police responded to the scene, but the victim didn't want to press charges. Laa Laa had been at a Halloween party earlier in the evening.  (KTVU)


TUESDAY OCTOBER 28TH





Extremely busty Kelly Lee Dekay spent seven years crushing her ribs in a corset so she?d look like Jessica Rabbit...and she did it. The 27 year old's waist now measures 16 inches. As a comparison, consider that Marilyn Monroe?s waist was 22 inches. Dekay started ?waist training? after being inspired by both Jessica Rabbit and Marvel super-hero Storm -- and claims corset training has helped her to overcome childhood shyness. Of course, she gets mixed reactions, with some people loving her appearance and others seeing Her blue hair, giant boobs, and a tiny waist as some sort of weird cry for help.  (DailyMail)



A new line of men's boxers promises to protect the male reproductive organs from harmful cell phone rays. Or, you can stop having sex with your phone. (rt.com)




Courtney DeConto recently delivered twins in her minivan as she and her husband were racing to a North Carolina hospital. She tells ABC: ?While he was driving I still had all my clothes on, so I was screaming 'take my pants off,' and he was trying to drive and take my pants off, and the baby came out and my pants caught him. Then I realized I really was in labor..Really?  Right then is when you realized you were in labor? (ABC)  







MONDAY OCTOBER 27TH

A New York anchor offered some valuable advice for people concerned about contracting Ebola: If you come across "strange mucus or poop ... don't eat it"




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