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TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 16TH
Sept. 16, 2014 8:36 am


Here?s two fighters knocking each other out with simultaneous kicks to the nads. [Forward to 1:04]



MONDAY SEPTEMBER 15TH
Sept. 15, 2014 6:20 am


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A very happy 30th birthday to Filipino porn star Jazmine Leih


You?ve seen Jazmine and her all natural ?C? cups in the features:  ?Big Breasted Bubble Bath,? ?Breast of Hawaii,? ?Asian Booty" and "Me Love You Long Time 121"




Dental Patient on Anesthesia sees Hitch Hiking Lizard (EbaumsWorld)

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 10TH
Sept. 10, 2014 8:20 am







Guy Plays "99 Red Balloons" on Red Balloons"

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 9TH
Sept. 9, 2014 7:34 am

Cuz She's the Only One...
The Amazing Tiger Woman of Texas...(HuffingtonPost)

MONDAY AUGUST 8TH
Sept. 8, 2014 8:23 am







A Japanese farmer has grown a watermelon that looks amazingly like a large, scrumptious butt. (Kotaku)


FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 5TH
Sept. 5, 2014 7:48 am




Happy 34th birthday to African-American porn actress Osa Lovely! 

Besideas being a popular mattress actress,  Osa enjoys gardening and growing bonsai trees.You may recognize this ebony princess from the hit films: "Black Feet on Booty Street 6  ?40 Ounce Bounce,??Self-Served Chocolate,? ?Booty Worship,?  ?The Young and the Bootieful? 



Ant Smith is a 47-year-old engineer from London and he?s proud to admit that he has a REALLY small dongle. Less than 4 inches in full blown excitement to be exact? And he?s on crusade to start a Small Penis Acceptance Movement.  In fact, Smith is so comfortable with his cocktail wiener -- that he wrote a poem about it and it?s gone viral  (Vice)


So...This is WEDNESDAY-SEPTEMBER 3RD
Sept. 3, 2014 9:40 am


  • Nude celebrities deserve a handmade card
  • Texting and driving could leave you with a pole in your butt
  • If you're going to buy sex toys-buy em at Wal-Mart.
  • Kids aren't peeing in the pool like they used to
  • 50-percent of you ladies can't find your vagina..


A happy 51st birthday to porn legend Amber Lynn! 

Amber was introduced to the porn scene after striking up a friendship with Althea Flynt, the wife of Hustler?s Larry Flynt? At her peak, she was also a stripper, earning up to $25,000 a week for five shows a day.Amber has a career that spans from the 1980?s until today -- which includes the classic films: ?Ball Street,? ?Crocodile Blondee,? The Poonies,? ?Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning,? and ?The Good, the Bad & the Horny."



20-year-old Geoffrey Greene and 23-year-old Kia Porter were busted in an attempt to swipe four sex aids from the South Euclid, Ohio Walmart around 2 a.m. last Wednesday...Security spotted the couple, as they were purchasing items at a self-checkout counter but had secretly stashed about $30 worth of toys inside her purse. When security approached the couple, the woman became belligerent as the guards convinced her to turn over her purse with the stolen items? revealing a couple of Trojan vibrating rings and ?massager? devices... (UPI)

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 2ND
Sept. 2, 2014 6:00 am







Guy Tapes Laser Pointer to his Cat's head

So...This is Friday, August 29th
Aug. 29, 2014 6:49 am

Cute Little Girl WINS the Ice Bucket Challenge - Drops the F-Bomb!

So...This is Thursday, August 28th
Aug. 28, 2014 7:10 am




Happy 32nd birthday to mattress actress Crystal Ray! 


Crystal?s fame was mostly due to her relatable ?real girl? look, rather than the stereo-typical fake breasted blondes? Her build is slightly underweight, but attractive? pretty, yet not overwhelming?And her acting-stellar in such epic dramas as ? ?Farmers Daughters,?  ?University Oral Exams,? ?Two in the Seat,? and ?Stick It Where the Sun Don't Shine"




Bluffton Today claims a brother and sister were recently arrested after they were caught having relations in Effingham County, Georgia. 20 year-old Chris Buckner and her 25 year-old brother, Tim Savoy, allegedly got frisky in a church parking lot after watching "The Notebook."  (HuffingtonPost)

So...This is WEDNESDAY AUGUST 27TH
Aug. 27, 2014 6:48 am










A very happy 35th birthday to the legendary fetish actress Aiden Starr!



In 1990's, when Aiden began performing fetish porn, she did it solely for the cameras -- not for the money. As an exhibitionist, it?s always been about the thrill for her. Aiden?s lengthy career includes the films: ?Is Your Mother Home?? ?The House on Hooter Hill,? ?The Honeymoaners,? ?Boobaholics Anonymous 3," and ?Kung-Fu Nurses a Go-Go.?





Hey Kids..Watch seemingly naked couples tase each other in slow motion.


No G Spot????

It?s like the mythical Bigfoot, .According to a new study from Italy, researchers are suggesting that the infamous G-spot DOES NOT exist. Instead, it?s a much more intimate, complex area of plumbing featuring ?highly dynamic and sensitive structures. Yes, structures. Plural. Which is great for inexperienced or clumsy guys because it means there?s a much bigger target to work with and not one, tiny, magical ?spot.?  My Favorite "G Spot" Joke- I finally found my wife?s G-spot after 5 years -- it was in her sister.   (DailyMail)




Wanna See a brawl during a lingerie Football Game?


So...This is TUESDAY AUGUST 26TH
Aug. 26, 2014 8:22 am



A  very happy 47th birthday to busty legend Kelly Madison! 

Kelly?s cousin, Janine Lindemulder is also a famous adult starlet, and states they probably "have each other to thank" for getting into the business The happily married Kelly and her all-natural ?F? cups are still blowing away audiences in such films as:  ?Wet TShirt Contest" ?Happy Horny Holiday Hos,? ?Big Tops Circus,? ?Natty Knockers,? and ?Freshly Squeezed.?



Japanese porn stars are greased up for Boob Aid 2014 -- a 24-hour ?squeeze-a-thon? broadcast on Japanese TV where creepo fans can grope the cans of their favorite porn stars to benefit AIDS research.The nine charitable women involved in Boob Aid 2014 are completely jazzed about the event -- but one actress has one request of the men: Stay calm.?I?m really looking forward to lots of people fondling my boobs,? said Rina Serina. ?But I would be very happy if you would please be delicate.? Believe it or not, this event is also a protest AGAINST misogyny. Gotta love Japan. (MTV)





Star Wars' Lines That Describe Your Sex Life (Huffington Post)



So...This is MONDAY AUGUST 25TH
Aug. 25, 2014 6:57 am




Happy 24th birthday to porn starlet Victoria Sweet! 

You may recognize this dark-haired hottie from the films: ?Take Her Easy,? ?Britney Rears? ?Fine Bi Me? and ?Ho White and the 7 Midgets 2



No Freaking Way!!




The National Ice Council Is Upset Over The Ice Bucket Challenge ... Jimmy Fallon ran a "public service announcement" parody from the National Ice Council.




Canadian Porn Star Stages Orgy to Pay for Boob Job  (Dailydotcom)





An ultraorthodox cleric in Egypt, claims that spying on a woman in the shower is fine provided you are doing it with the pure intention of marrying her?(rawstory)



So...This is FRIDAY AUGUST 22ND
Aug. 22, 2014 5:47 am



A very happy 30th birthday to Missy Monroe! 


At the start of her career in 2003, her boyfriend at the time didn't even know she was doing X-rated movies until he saw her on the cover of a porn mag at a newsstand. Oops. Missy?s love for performing is prominent in the features, "Meet the Twins 10," "Pornstar Playhouse," "Born for Porn," and " Big Sausage Pizza 2"




Want better orgasms?  wear Your Socks..

9 Ways to Make Sex Even Better in Less Than a Minute



Customers at a Starbucks in St. Petersburg, Florida kept a "pay it forward" chain going for 11 hours on Wednesday.  It started at 7am when a nice woman paid for coffee for the car behind her. The chain ended when a woman said, 'Thanks, but no thanks!' 458 customers took part in the chain (eonline)

So...This is TUESDAY AUGUST 19TH
Aug. 19, 2014 9:49 am


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A  very happy 30th birthday to my favorite mattress actress Ali Kat! 



Ali and her all-natural Double Ds are featured heavily in the XXX flicks:  ?Double Shocker,? ?Input/Output? and ?Boob Squad 8 & 10"

So...This is MONDAY...August 18th
Aug. 18, 2014 5:17 am

Captain, My Captain....This is the Ultimate Robin Williams Tribute


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A very Happy 51st birthday to porn legend Rebecca Bardoux


The 2007 AVN Hall of Fame nominee has crafted a long and fruitful career -- with over 250 films to her credit ? Rebecca?s acting skills are still going strong today in films like, ?Tight Ends in Motion,? Big Knockers,? "Return of the Cheerleader Nurses,? and ?The Bashful Blonde from Beautiful Bendover?



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Getting hit in the junk is incredibly painful?unless it?s happening to someone else. Then it?s funny.







A mom was arrested in South Carolina after she ?allegedly? dropped a few ?F? bombs on her kids during a visit to the grocery store,   Another shopper claimed she heard Danielle Wolf hurling the curse words toward her children and said something to her about it? Danielle says she was actually directing the "F" bombs  toward her stupid husband -- who was squishing the bread in the shopping cart by putting frozen pizzas on top of them. (UPI)



I Guess 50 Cent doesn't have the worst "first Pitch" in History. Welcome to the Club, Miss Texas!!  (BleacherReport)

So...This is Friday, August 15th
Aug. 15, 2014 7:32 am


A very happy 30th birthday to my favorite Latina star Misti Love! 

Misti has done soft-core and hard-core modeling for many websites and porn networks including Glamour Models Gone Bad, Reality Kings, and Digital Desire.  Misti's incredible acting skills were on full display in such  fan favorites: ?Full Gallon Juggs,? ?The Call of Booty 2,? ?Whatabooty 3" and ?Rack by Popular Demand,? 



Ania's 100,000 Man Mount Update-

It was this time last year, that Polish gal Ania Lisewska, 22, announced that she was attempting to travel to EVERY city in the world so she can have sex marathon with at least 100,000 men for 20 minutes each. After initially announcing her intentions and traveling to a few neighboring countries, her numbers sit at a disappointing ? 5,000 guys, give or take a few dozen. (Huffington Post)



Man Dies While Trying to Sodomize Donkey (Opposing Views)

So...This is Thursday August 14th
Aug. 14, 2014 6:26 am

A Great Robin Williams Tribute





A  very happy 44th birthday to porn veteran Renee LaRue! 



Renee has six tattoos and multiple piercings in her navel and lady business.You may recognize this voluptuous beauty from the films: ?Udderly Ridiculous,? ?Bend Over and Say Ahh"? ?Farmer's Daughters Do Vegas" and ?Stop! My Ass is on Fire!?





Atlanta sports anchor Zach Klein managed to cleverly drop 22 references to Williams? movie roles into his segment... and it was damn impressive.




Cleveland Browns running back Terrance West  stumbled across an Instagram account of a VERY attractive woman in the DC area. [However, the woman?s profile CLEARLY states that she is married with children. But that didn't matter to West. His thirst kicked in and he not only ?liked? a bunch of her photos -- but was even desperate enough to leave a comment with his phone number in it. Uh-oh.
The woman?s husband took it upon himself to give West?s number to all his male friends -- who immediately began to sext him with photos of their butts, chests, and winkies (deadspin)


So...This is WEDNESDAY AUGUST 13TH
Aug. 13, 2014 7:31 am



A very happy 44th birthday to porn legend Wendy Whoppers! 


Wendy enjoyed a fairly brief, yet eventful run in porn in the mid 1990?s ? she continued to work as a dancer before eventually retiring from the adult biz altogether to raise her two boys.You may recognize Wendy and her enormous enhanced chest from the 90?s XXX movies:  ?Jiggly Queens,?  ?Wild, Wild Chest? ?Big Boob Bikini Bash,? and 'Wendy Whoppers:  Park Ranger"







An unidentified Kentucky man was camping at Taylorsville Lake when he came face-to-face with Bigfoot in the woods. They stared each other down before Bigfoot tossed a rock



A woman in Austria has admitted to filming a porno flick inside a church. In the video, the woman, Babsi -- whose face is not shown -- undoes her top and gives her Devil?s Dumplings a good rejoicing.  According to the ?Austrian Times,? a priest went to police AFTER some parishioners said they recognized their church while watching  the video.  (HuffPost)


So....This is Tuesday, August 12th
Aug. 12, 2014 6:35 am



Happy 51st birthday to former porn star Britt Morgan! 

There was no denying this Texas gal had talent -- as Britt was recognized for her skills in the AVN Hall of Fame and Legends of Erotica Hall of Fame.You may recognize this legend from her work in the 90?s films:  ?Sinderella,? ?Women Who Control the Family Jewels,? ?Genie in a Bikini," "Halloweenie" "Throbbin Hood" and "The Young and the Wrestling."


A bra has gone on sale in Japan to help men with man-boobs. The Floral Goodnight Bra is meant to be worn at night. Kaku Nishioka, who sells the bra at his Tokyo shop, tells the Mirror: . A man who wears this bra to bed at night will find everything is held firmly in place and looking good the next day. The bra comes in a floral pattern of pink, yellow and lime green. (TheMirror)

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