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WEDNESDAY APRIL 23RD
Apr. 23, 2014 7:40 am

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Sydney St James is 42



Sydney St. James was in the Porn Biz from 1993 to 2011 and has 50 Film Credits to her name.  Epic film credits such as "The Beaverly Hillbillies," Totally Nude Gymnastics" and "Toe Biz"



12 Products That Were Never Meant To Be Sexual, But Totally Are (gurl.com)

TUESDAY APRIL 22ND
Apr. 22, 2014 6:18 am


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The Verve of a Woman's Voice
Bieber Fever Reliever
The Price of a Ride on the Gallup Poll




HAPPY 40TH MORGAN FAIRLANE!


Morgan Fairlane didn't get into hardcore until just after her 30th birthday. Her carnal career started with as she appeared in over twenty films her first year...Her acting was pure and unihibited in such epic releases as "Swinging in the Rain," "Topless Body Shop,"  and "Leatherbound Dykes from Hell"



It's Just Good Investigative Journalism.....Two Bunnies Humping on a News Desk...


WEEK OF APRIl 21
Apr. 21, 2014 9:13 am


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You Impregnate My Sister-I Bite Off Your Ear (See Story below)
That's a Lot of Peeps
Celebrity We Can't Understand
Let's Talk About-Grannie Panties (See Story Below)




I Call It, "JUST GOOD INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM"

11-Year Old Knife Thrower Almost Takes Out Simon Cowell


BIG BUSTY BIRTHDAY BOO-YAH
Happy 25th EDEN ADAMS!!


The unnatural blonde is not only gifted with a pleasingly-shaped body and bright smile -- but also a versatility that can transcend between being sweet and innocent? to forceful and dirty. Eden?s plan when she finally concludes her time in the industry is to be a marriage counselor or sex therapist.  Described as very outgoing -- her natural sex drive is on display with her films ?Immoral Hotel"  "Call Girl Co-eds" and "Fresh Squeezed"


According to a survey conducted by a lingerie company, 10% of women quit wearing their sexy panties and start slumming it with "Grannie Panties" just a month into a new sexual relationship.




A Chicago man bit off the ear of a man who twice impregnated his underage teenage sister. If you think about it.. he bit off the wrong body part.(Daily News)

WEEK OF APRIL 14TH
Apr. 14, 2014 7:10 am


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Green and Gold is the color of My True Love's Heart
What Trump's Tacklin Now
Porn and Sex Don't Mix
Pot and Short Term "something"
Stones First's Fiftieth
Big Busty Birthday Boo-Yah
Talkin About Sex
Some Story ABout a Moron
Just Good Investigative Journalism





BIG BUSTY BIRTHDAY BOO-YAH!
Happy 42nd Fujiko Kano!  Kano started out working as a caddie in a women's golf club in Japan,showing strangers her naughty bits for a $1 was much more financially rewarding. Eventually she grew tired of working the pole and began her work in adult films -- taking her stage name by picking the Japanese words fujiko and kano, which mean "one of a kind" and "dream come true," respectively. Her biggest hits to date have been Me Love You Long Time.,?Honey Bunz,? and ?Babes in Pornland" 


Spreadsheets, a new sex activity app has been collecting data on people around the world, recording the length and effectiveness of their sexual performance?Guess who?s number one in the world? Let?s hear it for Australia as they grind for ?marathon? sessions of four minutes, two seconds per romp.Americans are ?bouncing the bed? for a solid 3:45, which isn?t bad? is it? (Daily Dot)



It's Just Good Investigative Journalism
How Many Peeps Can a .50 Caliber Bullet Go Through?



The KFC Chicken Corsage  (DallasNews)


Check out GreenBayPackerLovers.com  A dating site for Packer Fans (MSN)

23 year old Gemini Smith used crowdsourcing website MyFreeImplants.com to raise the $7,439.95 (.95? really?) she needed to have her 34A breasts increased to 34DDs.  (Metro) 


A 17-year-old Irish Boy Suffered a Heart Attack and was placed in a medically induced coma, after a friend squeezed his testicles in a prank. The boy was heading back into school after a lunch break and joking around with a group of boys when one of his friends "jerked his scrotum," causing the emergency. A source close to the boy's family said they believe it wasn't a "savage attack" or carried out in a "malicious way."  It was just a typical scrotum squeeze, the kind seen every day in bondage films.   (NY Daily News)


It's Just Good Investigative Journalism

Kicked in the Head by a Conductor





Happy 42nd Vannah Sterling!!

Vannah didn?t begin shooting porn films until she was old enough to actually be considered a MILF --Not your typical porn star, the star of ?Big White Butt Showdown? and ?Wham Bam Thank You Maam," decided to leave behind her quiet suburban life and professional job in finance -- to have sex on camera for a living.


Meet Julian..The worst Wheel of Fortune Player ever..







WEEK OF APRIL 7TH
Apr. 7, 2014 9:40 am



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Twins Gone Wild?
Kim Jong Un-defeated
Monkeys Escape!



Mia Banggs entered the porn industry in 2004 at the age of nineteen -- and now has over 120 film credits. She often appears in big-bust gonzo porn flicks with scenes that regularly feature  backdoor maneuvers too risqué to mention.   And who can forget her acting prowess in such epics as Big Bodacious Knockers, Bubblebutt Bonanza and Big Sausage Pizza


Just Good Investigative Journalism-
Man teaches Horse to play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on recorder


"Game of Thrones" Theme done with Goats





Topless Woman Ransacks McDonald's


R.I.P. Ultimate Warrior







Babies are The Ultimate Contraception (Nursing Times)



WEEK OF MARCH 31ST
Mar. 31, 2014 9:18 am

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Topless View on The View
Clinton Would Reveal Aliens
Vegetarians are Unhappy All The Time
Fruits and Veggies on Endangered List




Happy 26th Georgia Jones!  Fresh faced Georgia began modeling in her teens before progressing into nude modeling right after turning 18. And like others before here, Georgia?s adult-film career began not long after.Georgia and Charlie Sheen were an item in 2013 and I'm sure he can give rave reviews on  films such as  Cheer Squad Sleepovers, Who Let The Cats Out and Hog Tied Honeymoon






Idaho waitress, Truc Huynh was arrested for punching a customer in the face who complained about poor service. When police arrived, they asked Huynh to speak in a private area of the restaurant. She responded by grabbing a butter knife and challenging them to a fight. Y'all Can Just Kiss Her Grits!! (UPI)



According to a new survey, left-handed people are 71% more satisfied with their sex lives than right-handed people. 10,000 people were surveyed and 86% of left-handed people reported that they were ?Extremely Satisfied? with their bedroom adventures, compared to only 15% of right-handed people. (news.com.au)





WEEK OF MARCH 24TH
Mar. 24, 2014 6:25 am


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Amy-aka-Leopard Print Wearing Man Named Frank
Comrades with Cheese (Story Below)
First Lady Feeds the Pandas
Defender of Society:  The Honey Boo Boo Recap




 Happy 37th Birthday to Devon


As a young girl, Devon?s dream was to become a gymnast. However, due to her height, she was not able to participate at a competitive level -- so she was forced to look to other careers?.which led her to porn.





?We?ve been viewed as sexless little angels, but that is not the case?  Non-profit group provides sex for the disabled (elpais)





Drunk Man Jumps into Tiger Enclosure-Scares Cats (Times of India)

Naked Man in Tree Says He Was Cleaning (NY Daily News)



64-year-old Polly Richards was arrested after starting a food fight at a North Carolina Golden Corral. No Soup for you!!!




Russian factory workers film themselves bathing NAKED in huge vat of cheese (Daily Mail Online)



The 19 Very Real Struggles of Women with Big Butts...


Stanford Cowbell Player, Alex Chang, trumped the little Kansas kid crying...Because..hey..sometimes we all need "more cowbell" (ABC)



'When we're naked, it's like we're all the same."   Yoga studio offers all-nude co-ed classes.  Three words.."downward dog pose"  (Daily Mail)


38 year-old Katella Dash is from Minneapolis and has spent $99,000 trying to look as fake as possible. She had a sex change operation 15 years ago and wants to look like a sex doll
(Daily Mail)

FRIDAY MARCH 21ST
Mar. 21, 2014 7:09 am


Drunk Woman Shows Up Naked to Visit Husband in Jail
Who here hasn?t wandered into a prison naked while they were on a bender once or twice? Amirite?

THURSDAY MARCH 20TH
Mar. 20, 2014 7:03 am



LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX


College campuses across the country are having trouble with students getting reckless - and not wearing condoms. But unlike the past -- when nobody knew how important being protected was -- kids these days know the risks but don?t seem bothered ..And unfortunately, they consider sex without a condom to be ?trophy sex.? And of course?All this unprotected sex is one the riskiest behaviors a young adult can do -- and what they will eventually realize -- there is no ?trophy? in the Unsafe Sex Awards. (Daily Mail)



SOME STORY ABOUT A MORON

A driver's license applicant in San Jose, California, was going for her third attempt to pass the driving test when she crashed her car into the Santa Teresa DMV building. and caused a gas leak. The woman said she swerved to try to a runner and crashed into the building-shearing a gas line.  (KTVU.com)



TUESDAY MARCH 18TH
Mar. 18, 2014 7:10 am

And your Final Four is Florida, Virginia, Duke and Nebraska??

MONDAY MARCH 17TH
Mar. 17, 2014 7:35 am

Elizabeth Dickson is suing Playboy Enterprises and radio host Kevin Klein for $500,000 plus punitive damages after he whacked her with a golf club while trying to hit a ball off a tee placed between her butt cheeks during an amateur golf tournament in California. The model claims that she gave no consent for the ball to actually be hit and that she has suffered pain, worrying and anxiety as a result of the incident - but she appears in the video to have a better sense of humor immediately after being hit. (Click on the picture to check out the video from Daily Mail)

THURSDAY MARCH 13TH
Mar. 13, 2014 10:15 am

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A Senator Sleepover-Headband for Headaches-That Lobster's a Pain-and Mudaeeseo Haemlis Bogi!! (See Hamlet in Korea!!!)

WEDNESDAY MARCH 12TH
Mar. 12, 2014 6:20 am






This is Hilarious! 
Zach Galifinakis and President Barack Obama 
"Between Two Ferns" Official Interview 

MONDAY MARCH 10TH
Mar. 10, 2014 8:10 am



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Stones..Sold!
Syonara Staples
Comics for Kids?
Man Lost in Sewer for 2 Days
Pre-Irish Brawl
Walking Dead Recap in 30 Seconds


FOR YOUR EYES ONLY


Bald Dog Dancing to Pharrell Williams' "Happy"



FRIDAY MARCH 6TH
Mar. 7, 2014 9:18 am

Happy 30th birthday to Dani Woodard! Dani?s destiny didn?t always lie in porn -- In fact, the Michigan native actually had a brief career as a medical assistant first...But that lasted for about a year. The red head then went full blown in the porn biz showcasing her talents in "Porn Star Training Camp,"  "Big Sausage Pizza 3,"  and ?House on Hooter Hill.?

Start-up company The Cocksman Club wants to discretely deliver condoms to your doorstep -- and depending on how gonzo you are -- has different packages to fit your swagger. ?The Player? delivers three condoms for only five bucks a month? ?The Champion? sends you 10 for only $10 a month...and ?The Legend? goes all in and rushes you 24 raincoats for $20 for a month. And these aren?t the generic kind you?re likely to find in the rusty vending machine. These are brand-name condoms. And to keep things exciting, The Cocksman Club features a ?sexual position of the month? on the box.  (betabeat)

WEDNESDAY MARCH 5TH
Mar. 5, 2014 10:10 am



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Armored Underwear, Oscar Tweets,  Man vs Dog, Go Commando for God
 
 
Puddles the Clown Covers Lorde
 

Happy 40th Birthday to Katy Parker!  Katy began her illustrious career as a Hungarian nude model before making the decision follow her big dream of ?acting? in porn Audiences were impressed with her talents in ?Busty Fever" "Busty Adventures"
and and ?Just Juggs?


 

The Portland, Oregon police were called to an ATM where they found a thief using a cutting torch on the machine. The man was wearing two armored vests and had ballistic panels sewn into his underwear (KATU.com)


TUESDAY MARCH 4TH
Mar. 4, 2014 8:32 am

Happy 46th birthday to Summer Cummings!-Summer and her enormous silicone sweethearts began their career in the early 90?s posing for the classiest of men's magazines such as ?Score,? ?Juggs? and ?Bust Out!? The veteran eventually appeared in over 300 films throughout her career -- ?Double Air Bags 15," and "Big Busty Whoppers"

MONDAY MARCH 3RD
Mar. 3, 2014 6:52 am

Happy 26th Birthday to Leya Falcon!  Leya aspired to work in the adult entertainment industry since the age of 14 and like most porn actresses, she began her adult career on the stripper pole at 18...eventually the 5'6" powerhouse moved on to hardcore action and knocked it out of the park with features such as ?America?s Got Lesbians,? and "Tic Tac Hoe." (IMDB)


It looks like a Marilyn Monroe sex film is heading to the auction block this Tuesday from the Tulare County Sheriff in California, The old 8mm film is allegedly footage of a threesome featuring JFK and his brother Robert F. Kennedy. Some possible titles for the Marilyn Sex film..
"Some Like it Hot- with your Brother" 
"Brothers Prefer Blondes"
"Monkey Business with your Brother"
"Seven Inch Itch"
(NYDailyNews)

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 27TH
Feb. 27, 2014 6:00 am


A 29-year-old woman taking medication from a clinical trial to boost her libido...ended up suffering from a five-day erection of her lady bean. The website LiveScience reports that when she first began experiencing pain and swelling in her love switch, she immediately stopped taking the drugs -- but the symptoms only got worse? When she was finally checked out by doctors -- they discovered her lady bit had not only become purple, but had swelled up to 0.8 × 0.3 inches... She was eventually diagnosed with priapism - where blood cannot leave the clitoris -- and has been given Sudafed to reduce the swelling. She was later released...(Daily Mail)

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 26TH
Feb. 26, 2014 6:00 am



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"Designer Babies"
"Baby Poop Enhances Sausage Making"
"Got Milk Gone"
"Want a Woman?  Shut Up!"
"A Double D Birthday"


PORN UPDATE

Happy 27th Julia Bond!  The tiny, yet shapely, Julia entered the porno biz in 2005 right after she turned 18 -- and immediately began cranking out the scenes -- earning the nickname "Box Cover Queen" for having appeared on countless DVD covers during the summer of 2005. You know Julia from such cinematic blockbusters as "Classroom Confessions" and ?Big Bubble Butt Cheerleaders.?



In case you missed it: PornMD, a multi-site porn search engine, has created a live streaming feed of the words people are entering into its search engine ? and it?s amazing. It?s also proves humans are a totally disgusting species. Some of the more interesting terms people ?get off? to include: 
mom?s feet
big udders
lesbian armpit slave
humping a piano
pregnant alien
pantaloon

Baby-poop bacteria help make healthy sausages


Researchers say that the trick to making sausage healthier may be baby poop. They?ve found that these bacteria could turn relatively unhealthy foods like salami and pepperoni into ?health foods? - much like probiotic yogurts, which help burn away belly fat, treat depression, and fight constipation.  Studies done in the past have already established that the strains of bacteria the scientists used from baby poop is safe for people -- and professional tasters cannot tell the difference.


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