Tuesday May 21
Apr. 2, 2013 6:00 am

So....as part of my incredible Investigative Journalism, here's who is on "The 6-0-5"

 
Brooklyn bar manager Aimee Arciuolo of Kings County Bar is hosting a tiny penis contest on July 20th to find the smallest package in New York. The event will include a wet undies contest, a talent show and a question-and-answer section. The tiny weiner winner will win a grand prize of $200 and some very unusual bragging rights.  (NY POST)

Shabbis Bhatti owner of a 7-Eleven in Brooklyn, New York City, says Dexter Jackson came into his store and started stuffing doughnuts into his pockets... Bhatti says that four police officers arrived at his store "within one minute" after he reported the donut theft.

MONDAY APRIL 1ST
Mar. 8, 2013 6:09 am

Easter Bunny Pulled Over in California

Ya Gotta Love Live TV...

The Best Mug Shot Ever!!

Half Naked Wisconsin Woman Nabbed in Steak Heist

Turkish Oil Wrestling

Hit Grandma With a Shoe

Oompa Loompas Caught

Florida Escort Tries

Biting Off Man's Junk

Naked Man High on Jesus

Zippin Your Junk

It's just "Good Investigative Journalism"...

"True Facts About the Dung Beetle"

Meet Andrew Wardle-He was Born Without a Winky

Ninjas Shot Me in the Crotch!

With this ring, I Thee ...WAHHHHHH!!!!!

Bubba Beats and Bites after Getting Busy in Boat's Bathroom...

Meet Larry..He brought his Family Jewels to a Wedding

Florida Man Loses his Junk to a Peeler Machine

This is Christie Harris-She hid a loaded handgun in her Vagina.

Meet James White-He got so drunk one night he fried up his roommate's hamster

Meet Clifford Smith-He choked a woman in a wheelchair over the last piece of chicken

Woman Tries to sell Porn VCR Tapes to Neighbors

THURSDAY MARCH 7TH
Mar. 7, 2013 6:08 am

Naked Man Declares Love for Cocaine

Man Sticks Beer Cans Down Pants says Bulge is "All Him."

TUESDAY MARCH 5TH
Mar. 5, 2013 6:10 am

Drunk Man Yells at Tobacco then Professes Love to Urinal

MONDAY MARCH 4TH
Mar. 4, 2013 6:44 am

Meet Alexis Clancey-She hid a hypodermic needle full of opiates up her butt

FRIDAY MARCH 1ST
Mar. 1, 2013 6:10 am

Furry Convention Invades Hotel During Kids? Cheerleading Competition

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 28TH
Feb. 28, 2013 6:00 am

According to a new survey, "Catholic guilt" about sex is just a myth.

From Monty Python..."Every Sperm is Sacred"

In an apparent publicity stunt and marketing campaign, "physicist and copywriter" David Neevel claims he built an Oreo separator machine for the sole purpose of scrapping the crème off his Oreos.

What do you get when you combine Jon Bon Jovi and Goats?  Pure Magic

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 27TH
Feb. 27, 2013 6:47 am

Pollution is causing a widespread shrinking of the male otter's junk.


 

According to a new British survey, 46 percent of men find sports more exciting than sex. The survey also found that the scariest thing the majority of men have done is ride a roller coaster ? followed closely by telling their wife they like sports better than sex..

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26TH
Feb. 26, 2013 7:20 am

"I Accidentally Married My Sister!"

MONDAY FEBRUARY 25TH
Feb. 25, 2013 6:15 am

A KFC employee in Tennessee lost his job for making a breast-shaped mound of mashed potatoes and posing for photos of himself licking it before placing it in an oven.

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 22ND
Feb. 22, 2013 7:26 am

Woman Stings Herself With Bees-Improves Sex Life

Naked Vegan Cooking Blog (Not Safe for Work!)

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 21
Feb. 21, 2013 6:29 am

Wisconsin Man Tries Smoking Girlfriend's Back Patch

According to a new survey, both husbands and wives sometimes have sex with their spouse out of a feeling of obligation. 57 percent of women and 39 percent of men report having sex out of obligation at least sometimes ? but it's the guys who initiate action more often. Over half of men surveyed report they initiate sex all of the time or most of the time. I initiate sex in my house.  I'm the one who says.."Remember-It's my birthday!

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 20TH
Feb. 20, 2013 6:20 am

This is Dana Martin ..The mastermind behind the plan to castrate Justion Bieber with a pair of hedge clippers...Ya gotta check out this phone call..

According to

Men's Health magazine, these are the qualities men look for in women ... Men want women who ...Like to laugh...Have brown hair ...Wear the color red ...Have little feet ..a large chest...narrow hips, and long legs.  I just described Jessica Rabbit

Woman Pours Boiling Water on Cheating Hubby's Junk

MONDAY FEBRUARY 18TH
Feb. 18, 2013 6:04 am

To Fart or not to Fart...The Pros and Cons of Pilots Passing Gas..




Man Driving Erratically While Sucking on a Sex Toy

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 15TH
Feb. 15, 2013 6:42 am

Man Stabbed During Threesome

Meet Corey Joe Stump...Aliens Tried to Eat Him

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 14TH
Feb. 14, 2013 5:44 am

Chubby Checker is suing "The Chubby Checker."

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 12TH
Feb. 12, 2013 6:54 am

Twitter recently came out with Vine, a video-sharing app that limits the length of an uploaded video to only six-seconds. Not surprisingly, people started uploading porn almost instantly. 6 seconds of Really raunchy stuff, too. Because of this, Vine has been given an adult rating. According to a Vine spokesperson..It was fun while it lasted..which is what my wife says after our 6 seconds of raunchy stuff...

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 8TH
Feb. 8, 2013 6:05 am

Phil Hardy, a spokesman for Idaho Representative Raul Labrador was reportedly fired for mistakenly tweeting "Me likey Broke Girls" after catching the 2 Broke Girls Super Bowl ad from his boss's account.

Fart Starts Fight in Albert Lea

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 7TH
Feb. 7, 2013 6:43 am

'Intimacy 2.0' Dress Turns Transparent When You Get Sexually Aroused

Guy Steals Towel....Says He's the Sun

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 6TH
Feb. 6, 2013 7:11 am