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Oct. 26, 2016 7:06 am

Happy Wednesday America, This is AM HEIDI and here's what's breaking and trending right before your very eyes

(DailyMail) There Is Outrage Over The Miss Bumbum ?Last Supper? Re-Creation?Go Figure.

(TribLive) Happy Halloween?That Body Has Been Under The Bed For A Week; Pennsylvania?s Donald Teaford does not appear to be one who thinks ahead. According to police, when a man died of a heroin overdose in his place, and he did what any rational person would do: he hid the body under his bed.

(AP) Self-Driving Uber Truck Delivers Beer-Anheuser-Busch sent a self-driving truck on a 120-plus mile beer run

(IndyStar) Drunk Guy Threatens Police With Knife While On A Lawn Mower- When you have a story about a drunk dude on a lawnmower, you always know that you?re in for a good time.

(ABC) Keep Your Kids Away From ?Pot Tarts? This Halloween-There?s a new alert from the Florida Sheriff?s Association regarding the snackies that the kids could be collecting this Halloween.

(Metro) Man Busted Going 129?Because His McDonald?s Was Gonna Get Cold-If you?re going to get busted doing 129-miles-per-hour, it?s always good to have a solid excuse lined up just in case. That is how Lee Rutherford saw it.

Oct. 25, 2016 7:28 am

(CBSSports) Teddy Bridgewater Might Be Done In The NFL According to Adam Schefter of ESPN, there is concern with "doctors around the league" that Bridgewater might not ever make it back to the NFL.

(MensHealth) Positions That Are Guaranteed To Get Her Off-It's Big ups to the big ?O?. Have you tried -The Pretzel Dip-Leap Frog-The Reverse Scoop-The Pinball Wizard-The Valedictorian

(Mirror) Plus Size Bride Walks down Aisle Naked After Surviving Flesh Eating Disease

(WCSH) Man Gets Arrested For Stopping Traffic...While Dressed Like A Tree

Passer-by confused by giant sex toy suspended above London McDonald's-in a supposed statement against rising rent prices in the area.

Oct. 21, 2016 6:56 am

Photo credit: Matt Ludtke/AP Images

(Deadspin) Eddie Lacy Is Packing It On Again-Green Bay Packers? running back Eddie Lacy might have wrapped up his career as a Cheesehead

(Metro.UK) Single woman on Tinder is looking to steal your heart ? and your organs-If you?re on Tinder, you wanna be on the look-out for Nicole. She wants your kidney

(UPI) Canadian Thief Rappels Into Store To Steal Hockey Sticks-If there was ever a crime that screamed ?Canada,? this would be it.

(MetroUK) Prison Guard Caught Smuggling Semen-Allison Sharples is?or was?a guard at a UK prison when she fell victim to the charms of a prisoner by the name of Marvin Berkeley. Saucy Marv even want as far as to express his desire to have a baby with Allison. Wouldn?t you know it?Ally was ready to deliver!

A Kid In His Awesome TaunTaun ?Star Wars? Costume

Oct. 20, 2016 7:04 am

Clinton Had A Reason For Wearing White Last Night-There has been a pattern to her pantsuit choices. In debate number one she wore red. For the second debate it was blue and last night white. Get it? Very few realized that.

(Metro) The Hidden Message Being Sent By First Date Undies-First dates can go many different ways. If you wanna get a sneak peek at where your dates head is at, see if you can get a clue as to her undie choice?even if it is a panty line shot from behind when she isn?t gonna catch you looking.

(TheFowndry) The Best Way To Get Drunk With A Stormtrooper-Drinking is always a great experience, but it?s a helluva lot better when you are pouring that drink from a Stormtrooper head.

(AP) North Korean Zoo Now Has A Smoking Chimp-Azalea goes through a pack of cigarettes a day, using either a lighter or a lit cigarette

(BBC) In Malaysia The ?Hot Dog? Must Be Called Something Else-Be careful if you?re slinging weenies in Malaysia. The government said that if you refer to your product as a ?hot dog? you won?t get the official halal certification.

Oct. 19, 2016 6:54 am

(MensHealth) Turn In Man Cards, Leg Shavers-The pussification continues?

(Maxim) Kendell Jenner Likes Here Boobs Out?That Is AllAs repugnant as anything ?Kardashian? is these days, there is a certain amount of joy that comes from seeing Kendall Jenner?s boobs. If you?re thinking that she seems to have those puppies out quite a bit?it is not just your imagination. And that?s how she likes it.

(Mashable) Mom Buys Daughter A Shirt With A Cool Pattern?Turns Out It Was An Orgy;

 (Silvia Izquierdo/Associated Press)

(CBC) Study Finds That You Hate Nickleback Because You?re Insecure.

One-Eyed Bull Fighter Takes It In The Eye?Again

Slow motion makes everything better?even puke!

Oct. 18, 2016 5:32 am

(DailyMail) Vladimir Putin's Annual Calendar Features Him Snuggling With A Kitten.  Putin's annual calendar featuring glamour shots of the Russian president is here.  He looks more like Bond Villain Blofeld

(PennLive) Woolly worms predict a severe winter with snowstorms in January and February

(Maxim) If Your Woman Is Cheating On You, She Probably Has One Of These Jobs-This is one of the dumbest lists ever.

Want Sensual Lips? Get Stung By Wasps...Twice

Oct. 17, 2016 7:51 am

(reuters) It?s Cuban Cigar And Rum Time! International relations have taken an important leap forward ? as steps have been taken to loosen some of the dumbest restrictions ever. It?s no longer illegal to bring Cuban cigars and rum into the United States.

(CBTNuggets) The Most Germ-Filled Item In Your Office Isn?t What You Think  New research finds that a person?s computer keyboard actually has 3,543,000 bacteria per square inch, which is 20,000 times more bacteria than what you?ll find on a toilet bowl

(BarStoolSports) Jamoir Jagr Offers The Services Of His Bobblehead To Reporter?s Wife-Over the weekend, was Jamoir Jagr Bobblehead Night for the Florida Panthers. For those who don?t know, Jagr is one funny mofo. He is quick with a smile, and a smart-ass comment, and the fans truly dig him. One person who may ? or may not ? dig him is the reporter who asked him about his feelings about his bobblehead. It led to this quick retort:

( Man has family jewels amputated after getting it stuck for 4 days in bottle he used as sex toy 

Oct. 13, 2016 8:50 am

(Maxim) Ronda Rousey Is Set To Fight Again-The date has been decided, and December 30th is whenRonda Rousey is going to try and get her title back. Rousey will be in The Octagon with current champion, Amanda Nunes.

(StarTribune) Man Admits To The Drugs, But The Pellet Gun Was His Kid?s.  A Minnesota man had his house raided by cops, and was certainly bummed that they just found the heroin that he just happened to have laying around. To his credit, Maskim Bak owned up to it and claimed the drugs as his. But that?s where he drew the line. There were also some pellet guns that the police took into their possession. Bak pinned those on his 4-year-old son.

(Telegraph) Intimidating Trousers Causes Halt To Town Council Meeting; It all started when Ian Dowsonwas taken aback by the fashion choice of councilman Joe Armstrong. Armstrong came in wearing camouflage pants,and those were deemed ?intimidating? by Dowson. Keep in mind that Armstrong apparently owns 41 pair of camo pants, and rarely wears anything else. So?he IS intimidating?all the time.

(UPI) Raccoon Steals Guy?s Cell Phone.  It may not be a good idea too get to close to a raccoon with your cell phone.

(Mirror) Someone Tried To Sell A Baby on eBay.  They sell everything on eBay, including children, apparently. An unidentified person from Duisburg, Germany looking to sell a "40 day old child" thought the site would be the best place to go.

Oct. 12, 2016 9:14 am

(WJTV) Woman Chased Into Underground Pipe By The Devil-A Boy Scouts troop heard a woman screaming for help and called the cops. Soon, she was discovered stuck in an underground pipe. Why was she stuck in a pipe you ask? Well?duh?she was chased there by the Devil himself?or herself?

(TownTalk) Man Asks Cops To Arrest Ghosts?Busted For Drugs Instead; Pro Tip: If you?re gonna ask the cops for help, it?s a good idea to make sure that you aren?t setting yourself for a much bigger problem.

( Man Arrested In Zombie Shooting; Ryan Matthew Stanislaw is a one-man neighborhood watch, and what he?s watching out for is zombies. That was what was up when he shot at one, and ending up almost clipping a sleeping man in his own bed.

(Volture) Blink-182 And Hillary Clinton: There Is An Alien Connection-There have been many revelations that have come from the latest WikiLeaks dump about Hillary Clinton?s emails. One that may have slipped through the cracks is the connection between former Blink-182 frontman, Tom DeLonge, and Clinton advisor, John Podesta.

( Bizarre new beauty trend sees people wiping urine on their faces.

Oct. 7, 2016 9:39 am

( Strange Spider Strikes Alien Fears In Russia-There is a creepy-ass, green, ugly spider that has what looks like an alien face crawling around Russia, and it is making people freak the hell out!


(NyDailyNews) Man Tries To Surf A Brooklyn Subway?Guess How It Ends.; A man in New York City thought it sounded like a hoot to go surfing atop the F-Train in Brooklyn. He was riding between the trains when he tried climb up, and got ? for lack of a better word ? clipped.

(LOCALS) Lifeguards ignored drowning tourist 'for not waving enough'

You can now be the proud owner of Garth?s 1976 Pacer from ?Wayne?s World.? The actual car is now up for auction through Barrett Jackson Auctions. Party On!!

(Metro) You Misplaced Your Vibrator Where? Emma Phillips found herself perplexed one morning ? she couldn?t find her vibrator. Turns out, her boyfriend hid it under her pillow as a prank ? the wacky guy. But it wasn?t there. Where as it?

Oct. 6, 2016 7:58 am

(DeadSpin) There Is Now Video Of The Beer-Tossing Jerk at the AL Wild Card Game- By now you know about the ass wagon fan who threw a beer at Orioles? outfielder Hyun Soo Kim while he was trying to make a catch.  Now it appears that Toronto police have zeroed in on one guy.

Picture: Kyaw Zay Win / AFP
(NewsAustralia) Dumbass Move Of The Year: Pulling Plug On A Religious Service For Longer Sleep- A Dutch man is facing two years in a Burmese prison for doing one of the most colossally stupid things one could do in a foreign country.

(WVVA) West Virginia Man Busted For Actual Clown Crap- Gary A. Valentine of Fairmount, West Virginia, has the honor of being one creepy clown report that was actually real. Deputies got the call when it was reported that a guy wearing a clown mask was chasing a bunch of 6-11-year-olds with a baseball bat. Classy.

(Mirror) Sex robots with warm skin in 'intimate areas' set to hit dating scene..Can you say "creepy?"

( Does Bald Eagle Nest Footage Show Bigfoot?Footage taken from a camera mounted above a bald eagle nest in Beulah shows what appears to be a dark figure walking on two legs on a hill below

Sept. 27, 2016 7:06 am

(Vox) Mr. Breakfast Announces 100 Greatest Cereals Ever, And the #1 breakfast cereal EVER is Quisp. QUISP! My Favorite! Rounding out the Top Five are: Frosted Flakes, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Honey Nut Cheerios, and Cap?n Crunch.

(SBNation) Week 4 Waiver Wire Pickups For Your Fantasy Team-Here?s how to stop your team from sucking.

( Paris Nudists Finally Get A Place Of Their Own To Let It All Hang Out-There?s a place in France where the naked people will be able to dance?or do whatever they want.

( Suspicious wife' caught traveling with husband's entrails-Customs officers at an Austrian airport were taken aback to find human entrails in the bag of a Moroccan traveller, who claimed they belonged to her dead husband, local media have reported.

Sept. 26, 2016 7:16 am

(Fox2) Woman Dies Riding A Mattress?On Top Of A Car?Virginia?s own Sidney Zelaya Gonzalez decided that it would be a hoot to ride a mattress. As in, on top of a car. As in, a mattress on top of a car and totally UNSECURED. Not tied down, not strapped in, not attached to the car in any way. 

Credit: Arizona Republic

(DeadSpin) High School Boys? Soccer Team Forfeits So It Doesn?t Have To Play Girls-The boy?s soccer team from Faith Christian School in Mesa, Arizona might have some face to save. They made the decision to forfeit a game against Foothills Academy College Prep because that school?s team has two chicks playing on it.

(MensHealth) Sex Move That Is Most Likely To Lead To?More Sex; If you wanna keep the nookie coming, researchers say that there?s one simple move to keep her back arching. A study from the Sex Information And Education Council Of Canada and Trojan Condoms (of course) found that spending six minutes cuddling after sex increased the pleasure of the lady by 30%.

(Mirror) Jilted woman gets revenge by zapping cheating boyfriend's CROTCH with a stun gun

(Mirror) Mystic man claims he can tell woman's fortune by fondling her breast. 

Sept. 23, 2016 8:58 am

(ESPN) The NL Wildcard Could Get Nuts-Jayson Stark of ESPN has posed an interesting possibility in Major League Baseball that has never happened in the history of the sport?s Wildcard era: a 3-way tie. The New York Mets, St. Louis Cardinals, and San Francisco Giants are so close together that this is actually a possibility.

(Jezebel) London's Gymbox Health Club offers Boob Aerobics. The club says the three-step program will increase breast measurements by at least two inches and one cup size after just eight classes.

(PsychologyToday) You Won?t Believe What Size The Average Woman Is-After years of being told that the average size of American women is 14, a new study has finally determined what it really is.

(NYPost) The world's worst customer refuses to accept that Subway ran out of meatballs

(Yahoo!News) Teen Smokes, Sprays Air Freshener, Blows Up Family Car-What's worse than been a teen with "issues?" A teen with issues that doesn't understand basic chemistry.

Sept. 22, 2016 8:01 am

USA Today Sports

(USAToday) Some speculation surrounding Adrian Peterson and his possible injury.In a matter of a few hours yesterday, Vikings fans went from optimistic, to hopeful, to being in total despair.Their gripe? Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson?who started yesterday not being ruled out for this Sunday?s game?later announced he would have surgery on the knee and may miss three to four weeks. And then, about an hour later, it was reported that Peterson also has a torn LCL and will now be sidelined for three to four months.

(OttawaCitizen) He Smuggled Gold From The Canadian Mint In His Rectum-Mint employee dove deep to commit his crime.

Deadly Erection-Giving Spiders Found In Banana Batch

Woman Dies In Candle Fire Waiting For Imaginary Boyfriend;

(TheSun) Guys: Would you risk Botox for your nether regions? The op, which costs around $3600, helps to ease sweating, reduce the appearance of wrinkles and helps make the scrotum appear larger, experts say

Sept. 21, 2016 7:35 am

(TMZ) The Internet Can't Handle The Brangelina Divorce-News of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's divorce has broken the Internet

(TheLocal) Naked And Blood-Covered Is No Way To Go Through A Hen House, Son-An old lady in Sweden woke up to loud noises coming out of her hen house. She rightly assumed it was a fox or some other creature terrorizing her beloved chickens. Well, she was wrong. What she saw was a naked man in his 30?s covered in blood crawling out of the shed.

(13NewsNow) Finding Random Intestines Can Ruin Your Golf Game-In Newport News, Virginia some golfers stumbled across something that they had never seen on a golf course before.

(DailyMail) Doctor planning world's first head transplant says he is preparing for his 'Frankenstein' surgery by REANIMATING human corpses

(Mirror) Woman orders spare ribs from Chinese restaurant - but claims she actually received DOG PAWS

Sept. 20, 2016 7:22 am

(DangerousMinds) Let?s See Your O-Face-Art is wonderful. How else could a photographer coax 15 women into getting off while he photographed them at the point of no return? That is what Albert Pocej set out to do.

The Most Acceptable Excuses To Call In Sick- Bosses reveal the sick day excuses that they believe the most

(UPI) Beer Makes You Happier-Drinking beer does make you friendlier, happier, less inhibited ? maybe even sexier.

Eco-Friendly Suit Absorbs You When You Are Dead-If you want to save the planet, let a mushroom suit absorb you-Many people want to reduce their carbon footprint to help save the planet from climate change. One unique burial method can help. (HuffingtonPost) 

(Metro) Man Accuses Ex Of Overfeeding His Hamster In Emergency Call-Stupid emergency calls never seem to get old?unless, of course, you are the dispatcher taking the calls. Such is the case in England, where a man made the call desperate to get his hamster back from his ex-girlfriend.

Sept. 19, 2016 8:47 am

(NYMag) Japan Concerned About Virgin Surplus-Not enough people are getting jiggy with it in Japan.

(Newser) Russia May Take Away Your Porn

(OrlandoSentinel) Naked man breaks in home, bites resident, then dies

(TribStar) Handcuffed Man Steals Police Car-
A Terre Haute, Indiana man turned out to be quite the escape artist. Almost. This Houdini-wannabe was busted for robbery, had his hands cuffed behind his back, and was loaded into the back of the car. Somehow though, he managed to steal the squad car and drive it away. 

(BarStoolSports) College Football Bonehead Play Of The Year: So Far-Number one rule of sports: Think-If you were fortunate enough to see the Clemson/South Carolina State game on Saturday, then you saw one of the most unusual, careless, unnecessary, and stupid touchtowns ever.

Sept. 16, 2016 7:15 am

(MensHealth) What Positions Women Hate Most-Chicks expect you to know. Men?s Health surveyed 1,200 ?Women?s Health? readers about what sex gets them hot ? and not ? and THESE the five sexual positions that women hate the most

(Metro) Apple Blocks Porn Hidden In iOS 10-Soon after Apple brought iOS 10 to the world, it was discovered that typed the word ?butt? into the GIF search you could find a My Little Pony character in a rather ?cheeky? position

(Maxim) Just what we need...more meddling with football. While on a mission to make the NFL more safe for players,Roger Goodell seems to be finding new and interesting ways to drive fans crazy.

Is Sex With A Robot Cheating?

(ABCActionNews) Florida Tickets Driver For Partially Obscured Web Address...Seriously.Victoria Herrington of Lakeland, Florida ? of course, Florida ? got a rude surprise when she was pulled over by local police and fined $114 for having an obscured license plate. The view of the plate was partially blocked by the license plate frame that the dealer had put on the car. But wait - it gets better.

Sept. 15, 2016 8:54 am

(DailyMail) Man Offers To Sell His Wife On eBay-What would you do if you came home from work one day to your wife nagging and whining about how you were burning the candle at both ends? Ignore her? Argue with her? Simon O?Kane decided to list his wife, Leandra, on eBay.

( Woman sues sex toy maker for invading her privacy-A woman buys a vibrator, uses it, and discovers the company that built it is tracking just what she does with it and how often. And yes, she's suing.

(WIAT) Distracted Driver Crashes Into Camel..In Sardis City, Alabama, a teen was texting and driving causing him to crash his car. When he looked up to see what he hit it turned out to be a camel.
(Maxim) Sleep Naked - It?s Better For You-Naked sleeping isn?t just comfy, but now there is data that suggests it?s good for you!

How Much Gas Do You Have Left With The Light Comes On? Find Out!; Everyone knows that antsy feeling you get when you?re on the highway, your gas light comes on and there?s not a station in sight. Do you know how much gas you have left? Now you can thanks to

( Jesus Photographed Over World Trade Center Site-Jesus shows up everywhere - in a grilled a, he is at The World Trade Center Side. It?s a cool pic anyway.

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