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MONDAY SEPTEMBER 29TH
Sept. 29, 2014 7:31 am
Ashley Huff was arrested after Gainesville, Florida police. found her in possession of a spoon covered with a suspicious residue. Huff claimed she wasn?t using, selling, or making meth. She spent a month in jail before lab results revealed the 'meth' was really encrusted Spaghetti Os spaghetti sauce. Huff was released and may sue for malicious prosecution and unlawful arrest. (KRON 4)
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 24TH
Sept. 24, 2014 8:52 am
One middle school recently pulled off one of the most creative--and creatively named--trick plays we've seen. Check out "The Ugly Kardashian"
TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 23RD
Sept. 23, 2014 7:33 am
Happy 35th birthday to East German talent Katja Kassin! . Katja's amazing acting prowess was dominant in such epics as Apple Bottomz 1-Babes in Pornland 17: Brunette Babes-Big Booty Cuties 2-Whatabooty 7-Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre
TMZ claims adult film star Missy Martinez was injured during a recent film shoot, when the adult toy she was using began shooting sparks. She wants the toy's maker to investigate.
Bossip.com claims transgender model Tatiana Williams has spent $90,000 injecting 8 pounds of silicone into each of her butt cheeks. She has spent 20 years perfecting her 60-inch booty. (DailyStar.co)
MONDAY SEPTEMBER 22ND
Sept. 22, 2014 6:17 am
Happy 25th to Dani Daniels! Danni was the Penthouse ?Pet of the Month? for January 2012, You many recognize her incredible character portrayals in such films as Girls Kissing Girls, Girls Massaging Girls, Gleeful Giggling Girls, Squeal If You're Ticklish and Bonnie and Glide
Tampa, Florida massage therapist Jasmine Tridevil recently had surgery to add a third breast to her chest. She tells WTKS that she did it because she wanted to make herself unattractive to men; and wants to star in an MTV reality show called Jasmine's Jugs..So that's what I need to do to star in Kelly's Kanickies Here's her Facebook Page
Australian Ann Bendouli was walking her Jack Russell Terrier when a Staffordshire Terrier attacked it. She did the first thing that came to her mind -- stuck her finger in the attacking dog's butt. (Mirror UK)
TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 16TH
Sept. 16, 2014 8:36 am
A Malaysian man was hospitalized after he inserted metal balls into his privates to make them look bigger. Doctors say the man's balls had started to rust. Which usually doesn't start to happen until after a man is married (Bloomgist)
Archaeologists discovered a skeleton couple that have been holding hands for 700 years. Making it the longest time a guy had to wait before making it to first base (Discovery)
Happy 39th birthday to former ebony porn star Cherry Lee! Cherry left porn to focus on a career as a professional Doula -- a person who provides informational, emotional and physical support to a mother, during child birth,? Hera cting has been described as "precise" and is very promionernt in such films as Bootylicious 25, Nubian Nurse Orgy, My Baby Got Back 24, Naughty Wives Club and ?Ebony Does Ivory 4"
Dog Sings "Hava Nagilah" With Owner
MONDAY SEPTEMBER 15TH
Sept. 15, 2014 6:20 am
Here?s two fighters knocking each other out with simultaneous kicks to the nads. [Forward to 1:04]
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 10TH
Sept. 10, 2014 8:20 am
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- Sara' Says She's Sorry
- God Sends Bat to Stop Guitar Playing
- NOW Want Goodell Gone now
- Kudos to the National Felon League
A very happy 30th birthday to Filipino porn star Jazmine Leih!
You?ve seen Jazmine and her all natural ?C? cups in the features: ?Big Breasted Bubble Bath,? ?Breast of Hawaii,? ?Asian Booty" and "Me Love You Long Time 121"
Dental Patient on Anesthesia sees Hitch Hiking Lizard (EbaumsWorld)
TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 9TH
Sept. 9, 2014 7:34 am
Guy Plays "99 Red Balloons" on Red Balloons"
MONDAY AUGUST 8TH
Sept. 8, 2014 8:23 am
Cuz She's the Only One...
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 5TH
Sept. 5, 2014 7:48 am
A Japanese farmer has grown a watermelon that looks amazingly like a large, scrumptious butt. (Kotaku)
So...This is WEDNESDAY-SEPTEMBER 3RD
Sept. 3, 2014 9:40 am
Happy 34th birthday to African-American porn actress Osa Lovely!
Besideas being a popular mattress actress, Osa enjoys gardening and growing bonsai trees.You may recognize this ebony princess from the hit films: "Black Feet on Booty Street 6 ?40 Ounce Bounce,??Self-Served Chocolate,? ?Booty Worship,? ?The Young and the Bootieful?
Ant Smith is a 47-year-old engineer from London and he?s proud to admit that he has a REALLY small dongle. Less than 4 inches in full blown excitement to be exact? And he?s on crusade to start a Small Penis Acceptance Movement. In fact, Smith is so comfortable with his cocktail wiener -- that he wrote a poem about it and it?s gone viral (Vice)
TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 2ND
Sept. 2, 2014 6:00 am
- Nude celebrities deserve a handmade card
- Texting and driving could leave you with a pole in your butt
- If you're going to buy sex toys-buy em at Wal-Mart.
- Kids aren't peeing in the pool like they used to
- 50-percent of you ladies can't find your vagina..
Amber was introduced to the porn scene after striking up a friendship with Althea Flynt, the wife of Hustler?s Larry Flynt? At her peak, she was also a stripper, earning up to $25,000 a week for five shows a day.Amber has a career that spans from the 1980?s until today -- which includes the classic films: ?Ball Street,? ?Crocodile Blondee,? The Poonies,? ?Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning,? and ?The Good, the Bad & the Horny."
20-year-old Geoffrey Greene and 23-year-old Kia Porter were busted in an attempt to swipe four sex aids from the South Euclid, Ohio Walmart around 2 a.m. last Wednesday...Security spotted the couple, as they were purchasing items at a self-checkout counter but had secretly stashed about $30 worth of toys inside her purse. When security approached the couple, the woman became belligerent as the guards convinced her to turn over her purse with the stolen items? revealing a couple of Trojan vibrating rings and ?massager? devices... (UPI)
So...This is Friday, August 29th
Aug. 29, 2014 6:49 am
Guy Tapes Laser Pointer to his Cat's head
So...This is Thursday, August 28th
Aug. 28, 2014 7:10 am
Cute Little Girl WINS the Ice Bucket Challenge - Drops the F-Bomb!
So...This is WEDNESDAY AUGUST 27TH
Aug. 27, 2014 6:48 am
Crystal?s fame was mostly due to her relatable ?real girl? look, rather than the stereo-typical fake breasted blondes? Her build is slightly underweight, but attractive? pretty, yet not overwhelming?And her acting-stellar in such epic dramas as ? ?Farmers Daughters,? ?University Oral Exams,? ?Two in the Seat,? and ?Stick It Where the Sun Don't Shine"
Bluffton Today claims a brother and sister were recently arrested after they were caught having relations in Effingham County, Georgia. 20 year-old Chris Buckner and her 25 year-old brother, Tim Savoy, allegedly got frisky in a church parking lot after watching "The Notebook." (HuffingtonPost)
So...This is TUESDAY AUGUST 26TH
Aug. 26, 2014 8:22 am
A very happy 35th birthday to the legendary fetish actress Aiden Starr!
In 1990's, when Aiden began performing fetish porn, she did it solely for the cameras -- not for the money. As an exhibitionist, it?s always been about the thrill for her. Aiden?s lengthy career includes the films: ?Is Your Mother Home?? ?The House on Hooter Hill,? ?The Honeymoaners,? ?Boobaholics Anonymous 3," and ?Kung-Fu Nurses a Go-Go.?
Hey Kids..Watch seemingly naked couples tase each other in slow motion.
No G Spot????
It?s like the mythical Bigfoot, .According to a new study from Italy, researchers are suggesting that the infamous G-spot DOES NOT exist. Instead, it?s a much more intimate, complex area of plumbing featuring ?highly dynamic and sensitive structures. Yes, structures. Plural. Which is great for inexperienced or clumsy guys because it means there?s a much bigger target to work with and not one, tiny, magical ?spot.? My Favorite "G Spot" Joke- I finally found my wife?s G-spot after 5 years -- it was in her sister. (DailyMail)
Wanna See a brawl during a lingerie Football Game?
So...This is MONDAY AUGUST 25TH
Aug. 25, 2014 6:57 am
Kelly?s cousin, Janine Lindemulder is also a famous adult starlet, and states they probably "have each other to thank" for getting into the business The happily married Kelly and her all-natural ?F? cups are still blowing away audiences in such films as: ?Wet TShirt Contest" ?Happy Horny Holiday Hos,? ?Big Tops Circus,? ?Natty Knockers,? and ?Freshly Squeezed.?
Japanese porn stars are greased up for Boob Aid 2014 -- a 24-hour ?squeeze-a-thon? broadcast on Japanese TV where creepo fans can grope the cans of their favorite porn stars to benefit AIDS research.The nine charitable women involved in Boob Aid 2014 are completely jazzed about the event -- but one actress has one request of the men: Stay calm.?I?m really looking forward to lots of people fondling my boobs,? said Rina Serina. ?But I would be very happy if you would please be delicate.? Believe it or not, this event is also a protest AGAINST misogyny. Gotta love Japan. (MTV)
So...This is FRIDAY AUGUST 22ND
Aug. 22, 2014 5:47 am
You may recognize this dark-haired hottie from the films: ?Take Her Easy,? ?Britney Rears? ?Fine Bi Me? and ?Ho White and the 7 Midgets 2
No Freaking Way!!
The National Ice Council Is Upset Over The Ice Bucket Challenge ... Jimmy Fallon ran a "public service announcement" parody from the National Ice Council.
Canadian Porn Star Stages Orgy to Pay for Boob Job (Dailydotcom)
An ultraorthodox cleric in Egypt, claims that spying on a woman in the shower is fine provided you are doing it with the pure intention of marrying her?(rawstory)
So...This is TUESDAY AUGUST 19TH
Aug. 19, 2014 9:49 am
At the start of her career in 2003, her boyfriend at the time didn't even know she was doing X-rated movies until he saw her on the cover of a porn mag at a newsstand. Oops. Missy?s love for performing is prominent in the features, "Meet the Twins 10," "Pornstar Playhouse," "Born for Porn," and " Big Sausage Pizza 2"
Want better orgasms? wear Your Socks..
9 Ways to Make Sex Even Better in Less Than a Minute
Customers at a Starbucks in St. Petersburg, Florida kept a "pay it forward" chain going for 11 hours on Wednesday. It started at 7am when a nice woman paid for coffee for the car behind her. The chain ended when a woman said, 'Thanks, but no thanks!' 458 customers took part in the chain (eonline)
So...This is MONDAY...August 18th
Aug. 18, 2014 5:17 am
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How Top Ruin "Frozen" for Millions of Children
Whales Need more Room to Hate
Shot in the Butt from a Half Mile Away
In 10 years we'll all be having Sex With Robots
I want my Catholic Conquerors Trained by Mel Brooks
A very happy 30th birthday to my favorite mattress actress Ali Kat!
Ali and her all-natural Double Ds are featured heavily in the XXX flicks: ?Double Shocker,? ?Input/Output? and ?Boob Squad 8 & 10"
Captain, My Captain....This is the Ultimate Robin Williams Tribute
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- Your iPhone is Burning a Hole in Your Pocket
- What Was a Chicken Doing in Portland?
- Play Basketball Like an 18th Century Deaf, White Guy
- My Fichus is Flatulent
- Minnesota Mayor is a Real Dog
- Condoms are Hard to Put On
- Bill Gates is Frozen-Like Windows
The 2007 AVN Hall of Fame nominee has crafted a long and fruitful career -- with over 250 films to her credit ? Rebecca?s acting skills are still going strong today in films like, ?Tight Ends in Motion,? Big Knockers,? "Return of the Cheerleader Nurses,? and ?The Bashful Blonde from Beautiful Bendover?
Getting hit in the junk is incredibly painful?unless it?s happening to someone else. Then it?s funny.
A mom was arrested in South Carolina after she ?allegedly? dropped a few ?F? bombs on her kids during a visit to the grocery store, Another shopper claimed she heard Danielle Wolf hurling the curse words toward her children and said something to her about it? Danielle says she was actually directing the "F" bombs toward her stupid husband -- who was squishing the bread in the shopping cart by putting frozen pizzas on top of them. (UPI)
I Guess 50 Cent doesn't have the worst "first Pitch" in History. Welcome to the Club, Miss Texas!! (BleacherReport)