FAT Customz La Crosse Radio Group
Current Conditions
19°, Partly Cloudy
Wind: S 9.2 MPH
Click here for a detailed forecast
FAT Customz
Altra Federal Credit Union
Kelly Wilde
 -  BlogFeed
 -  Bio
 -  Email
 -  AudioFeed
Gary Michaels
Chris Callaway
Alice Cooper
On-Air » Kelly Wilde » Blog

WEEK OF THANKSGIVING
Nov. 26, 2014 7:07 am


Click on the Logo to get the Latest Lessons in Radio Creativity


TUESDAY NOVEMBER 25TH


WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 26TH
  • Johnny "Foot-Brawl"
  • White House Security-"We Need a Bigger Fence"
  • The Monopoly Melee of 14'



Happy 64th birthday to porn legend Honey Wilder! 


Throughout the 80s Honey represented the "older woman" segment of adult films -- and her acting talents wowed critics in such blockbusters as-Great Sexpectations-Blazing Bedrooms -Lust Tango in Paris -The Sperminator and Genital Hospital 




WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 26TH


So..How much Butter is in a Typical Paula Deen Thanksgiving Dinner?




WEEK OF NOVEMBER 17TH
Nov. 17, 2014 7:58 am


Click on the Logo to get the Latest Lessons in Radio Creativity


THURSDAY NOVEMBER 20TH
  • Comet Goes organic
  • We Suck at Personal Freedom
  • What?  No Spouse??
  • Grandmas Smoke Weed for the First Time
  • Who Hacked the KKK?


WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 19TH
  • Wonder Where the Manson/Burtom Wedding is registered?
  • Mmmm That's Good Frog!
  • Man Accidentally Hits "Self Pleasure" Button While Demonstrating Mechanical Arm
  • The Pope is Coming to Town!
  • Don't Be Eatin that Green Algae!



TUESDAY NOVEMBER 18TH
  • Man Farts Star Wars' Imperial Death March
  • The World is Running Out of Chjocolate!
  • German DJs Grow Boobs (See below)
  • We Need More Oil!!

MONDAY NOVEMBER 17TH
  • Saved By The Smell
  • Pippa Reporting


A very happy 42nd birthday to Lauren Kain!  

A former Miss Nude USA Award WInner, Lauren is an incredible actrees whose flawless technique is apparent in such films as Dirty 30's 3-Biker Zombies from Detroit -Top Guns 4-Housewives Unleashed 43-Big Sausage Pizza 13  




WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 19TH



Locals believe frogs from Peru's Lake Titicaca have the ability to cure asthma, bronchitis and low sex drive. Vendors skin the frogs in front of customers before placing them in a blender with carrots, the Peruvian maca root and honey. The green juice is served over ice. (poststar)

Reminds me of that healthy drink craze we had in the 70s..




TUESDAY NOVEMBER 18TH

German DJ's Grow Boobs

German radio DJs John and Rasheed wanted to experience life like women so they had a plastic surgeon pump 700ml of saline solution into their chests. Their temporary breasts lasted for 24 hours and allowed them to have C-cups.  They posted: "Bras are torture and every woman should get a medal for wearing this monster."  (Mirror)


MONDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH


Edie's in My Empanada!


Jorge Beltrao Negromonte da Silveira, his wife Isabel Cristina Pires, and his mistress Bruna Cristina Oliveiera da Silva were each sentenced to somewhere near 20 years in prison for a particularly digusting crime.  According to Fox News Latino, the trio from Brazil were accused, and convicted, of killing two women and using parts of their bodies to make empanadas, which they then ate and sold to their neighbors.  When questioned by police, they said they belonged to a sect that preached the "purification of the world and the reduction of its population."






Ernesto Hernandez recently found an image of Jesus on a piece of fried chicken. The Pocono Summit, Pennsylvania man tells WNEP: ?I always kid to my wife she?s such a divine cook and I?m about to fork into my chicken and, lo and behold, there?s a picture of what looks like Jesus to me. It really kind of took me a back a minute. I showed my wife and we all laughed about it and said ?wow, this is amazing,? It?s so clear, it?s so concise, it looks like Jesus.



WEEK OF NOVEMBER 10TH
Nov. 10, 2014 6:36 am



Click on the Logo to get the Latest Lessons in Radio Creativity


FRIDAY NOVEMBER 14TH
  • Dr C's Ebola Free!
  • How to be  110
  • I'm Movin' to Irvine!
  • The believability of Interstellar
  • Oh My God, They're Turkeys!!
  • Man Humps Stuffed Horse in Walmart

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 13TH
  • Kim's Can
  • The Passing of a TV Icon
  • Pilae's On a Comet
  • Keep Those Weapons Away from Walt
  • Robot Sex?  Yes, please!

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 12TH
  • Sanchez Celebrates Philly Style
  • Pistons Can't Spell
  • Miley Schwarzenegger?
  • 100 year Old Skydiver
  • The Tale of Vegan Sperm (or lack thereof)

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 11TH
  • That Bong is Breakin' Your Brain
  • Pheasant Hunting with Tom Brokaw
  • Pass the "Dewitos!"
  • Tatunka on the Tarmac
  • Why Did the Duck Cross the Road?

MONDAY NOVEMBER 10TH
  • Saved By The Smell
  • Pippa Reporting



A very happy 37th birthday to Sara Jay! 

Sara's naturally large rear and flawless acting technique made her a fan favorite ion such epic displays as Phat Bottom Girls 4 -Booby Patrol -Big Booty Revenge -Juggernauts and Double Air Bags 



FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14TH



19-year old Sean Johnson got caught humping a stuffed horse inside a Florida Wal -Mart.  (SmokingGun)


WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 12TH




Eleanor Cunningham, of Howes Cave, New York, celebrated her 100th birthday by skydiving. Cripes, I'm half  her age and get dizzy walking down the basement steps (KIROTV)





TUESDAY NOVEMBER 11TH


A SpiceJet Airlines flight headed to New Dehli, India recently hit a buffalo as it was taking off. The plane was carrying 140 passengers. The buffalo wandered onto the runway at Surat Airport because there was not proper fencing surrounding the air field. No passengers were injured.-The plane suffered severe damage, and the Buffalo kind of shrugged and wandered back into the wilderness   (BBC)




A Fort Lee, New Jersey police officer, dressed as Donald Duck recently helped bust drivers, who refused to yield to pedestrians. The officer, dressed as Donald, would wave to passing motorists in the crosswalk. Drivers, who didn't stop and allow Donald to walk across were given a $230 ticket. I'm sorry, but that isn't fair..because if I'm getting waved at by someone in a crosswalk who isn't wearing pants?  I'm not stoppin..(DailyMail)




A Colorado school was put on lockdown Friday after a students bong smoke escaped into the hallways. (Denver Post).



WEEK OF NOVEMBER 3RD
Nov. 3, 2014 8:19 am



Click on the Logo to get the Latest Lessons in Radio Creativity


WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 5TH

  • Heatin' Up The Danes
  • Harry Reid "I'm Begging"
  • Mamma June and the Whole gang
  • Russia Takes Down Jobs Statue
  • Bloombergsucks.com
  • Commander in Chief Caught with Cake

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 4TH

  • Blackhawk Down!  With Candy!
  • Construction Worker robs Bank
  • Norway says "Vis oss pengene !"
  • I Got a Rock-Through My Window

MONDAY NOVEMBER 3RD

  • Man Tries to Steal TV From Wal Mart to Watch 'Dukes of Hazzard" (see below)
  • Jose Canseco Gave Himself the Finger
  • More Merlot with your Milky Way?
  • Happy Birthday Bruce Jenner!










FRIDAY NOVEMBER 7TH

A hospital in Shandong, China is allowing men to experience the pain of childbirth through a childbirth simulator.The "Pain Experience Camp" gives men a better appreciation and perspective of what their partner is going to go through. The machine stimulates men's abs with electric shocks and word is most men cry within seconds.   (FOXNews)

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 6TH

In the midterm elections on Tuesday ,102-year-old Guadalupe Portillo voted for the first time in a U.S. election. When asked who she voted for, a very excited Portillo said, "Herbert Hoover!"   (People)


An Egyptian bus driver was selected as part of a group for a standard drug test. Apparently he wasn't clean because he used his wife's urine to try and beat the test. When officials confirmed with the man it was indeed his sample. they responded "Congratulations, you're pregnant." (BBC)

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 5TH
SEND SOMEONE SOME S*** FOR CHRISTMAS


A company called S****Express allows you to send horse manure and other animal waste anonymously for Christmas. The company delivers to those, who are disliked. S***Express only accepts Bitcoin payments making it nearly impossible to trace the sender. Deliveries cost $15 and can be gift wrapped. (TheLadBible)





FIREFIGHTERS WEAR GAS MASKS TO RESCUE MAN WHO HASN'T BATHED IN 5 YEARS


German firefighters were forced to wear gas masks to rescue a 350-pound man who didn't bathe for 5 years.  (DailyMail)






MONDAY NOVEMBER 3RD



MAN TRIES TO STEAL TV FROM WALMART TO WATCH "DUKES OF HAZZARD"



Travis Royal, of Dunnellon, Florida, was recently arrested for stealing a 48-inch, flat-screen television from Walmart. Guards stopped the 32 year-old because he was dragging the TV towards the exit. Travis said he paid for the TV and needed the security tag removed. He then walked to a store display and began devouring fried chicken. When asked where he was going with the television, Travis said he was going to take it to a restaurant inside the store to watch the ?Dukes of Hazzard?. (tampa.cbslocal)







MAN ROBS SUBWAY STORES OVER FAILED "JARED" DIET



Zachary Torrance told police he robbed four Birmingham-area Subway restaurants to get his money back after unsuccessfully trying the "Jared diet." Torrance was caught after someone at a Walmart recognized him from surveillance video footage and called police. At the time of his arrest, Torrance was reportedly wearing the same clothes that appeared in the robbery footage.  (NYDaily)












WEEK OF OCTOBER 27th
Oct. 27, 2014 7:37 am


Click on the Logo to get the Latest Lessons in Radio Creativity


FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST
  • "Candy Corn" Lewis Black
  • Did Russia Hack "The House?"
  • 'We the Ignorant People"
  • "Reales son los campeones!
THURSDAY OCTOBER 30TH
  • Weather Geek and Global Warming
  • Taylor and the Big Apple
  • Your Civic Duty-With Half Naked Men
  • Ooh Ball Sack Smooth

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 29TH
  • Teletubbie Breaks Into House Steals Chinese Food (See below)
  • The Ankles of Kim Jong Un
  • Bruins get "Frozen"
  • Marathon is Ebola Free
  • Taco Bell Call Ahead!!
  • A Breastfeeding Alyssa Milano


TUESDAY OCTOBER 28TH 
  • Security Tips-From the White House?
  • It's Underwear that Protects Your Junk
  • Men Would Love Them Some Breasts
  • Dude, Where's My Smart Phone
  • Twins Delivered in a Mini Van
  • I Want a Waist Like Jessica Wabbit


MONDAY OCTOBER 27TH

  • Fence Jumpers 7-Secret Service 0
  • Arm-in-Arm with Nina Pham
  • 30-Second Walking Dead Recap
  • Don't Want Ebola? Don't Eat a Stranger's Poop
  • Nookie with the Neanderthals











FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST




A study found that 92% of Americans would fail the U.S. Citizenship Quiz if they had to take it today. When did all these idiots start filling up our 56 states?




THURSDAY OCTOBER 30TH



A Minion A Banana and Spiderman Walk into a Bar..
Our Most Googled Halloween Costumes (huffingtonpost)





He's Ball Sack Smooth




A laser procedure that many actors -- including George Clooney -- have allegedly endured removes the wrinkles from their scrotum. A plastic surgeon in Santa Monica, California, explains that this ?Tighten the Tackle? procedure evens out skin tone, removes discoloration, removes skin tags and provides overall tightening to your special no no parts. This ?Male Laser Lift? costs only $575,  (medicaldaily)







WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 29TH



Yellow Teletubbie breaks into house, steals Chinese food




A man, dressed as ?Laa-Laa,? the yellow Teletubby, broke into a friend's house in Bethlehem, PA., removed Chinese food from the fridge and dumped it into his man purse before fleeing. The police responded to the scene, but the victim didn't want to press charges. Laa Laa had been at a Halloween party earlier in the evening.  (KTVU)


TUESDAY OCTOBER 28TH





Extremely busty Kelly Lee Dekay spent seven years crushing her ribs in a corset so she?d look like Jessica Rabbit...and she did it. The 27 year old's waist now measures 16 inches. As a comparison, consider that Marilyn Monroe?s waist was 22 inches. Dekay started ?waist training? after being inspired by both Jessica Rabbit and Marvel super-hero Storm -- and claims corset training has helped her to overcome childhood shyness. Of course, she gets mixed reactions, with some people loving her appearance and others seeing Her blue hair, giant boobs, and a tiny waist as some sort of weird cry for help.  (DailyMail)



A new line of men's boxers promises to protect the male reproductive organs from harmful cell phone rays. Or, you can stop having sex with your phone. (rt.com)




Courtney DeConto recently delivered twins in her minivan as she and her husband were racing to a North Carolina hospital. She tells ABC: ?While he was driving I still had all my clothes on, so I was screaming 'take my pants off,' and he was trying to drive and take my pants off, and the baby came out and my pants caught him. Then I realized I really was in labor..Really?  Right then is when you realized you were in labor? (ABC)  







MONDAY OCTOBER 27TH

A New York anchor offered some valuable advice for people concerned about contracting Ebola: If you come across "strange mucus or poop ... don't eat it"




Week of October 20th, 2014
Oct. 20, 2014 7:49 am




Click on the Logo to get the latest lessons in Radio Creativity



FRIDAY OCTOBER 24TH
  • NBA No Solution to Resolution
  • Governmental Bunny Massages
  • Kenny G  Heads to Hong Kong
  • Hello Dahli and Bless You! Selena Gomez
  • Flu-Shot-To Go
  • Got my Apple 1 for less than a Million (with special guest Mayor Tim Kabat)
  • 18-Month Old Stuck in Toy Machine

THURSDAY OCTOBER 23RD
  • Man Set on Fire over Spaghetti & Meatballs (see below)
  • An Ogling Obama?
  • Baseball-Not Berry Berry Good
  • Room With a Bad "View"
  • McConaughey Speaks for All Mankind
  • The 1-6 Million Dollar Halloween Costume (see below)


WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 22ND
  • Rain Check on the High Five for  the Ebola Csar!  
  • Woman Sleeps 22 Hours a Day
  • Christ?  Table for 2?
  • Heaven Has a New Angel-His name?  Ox Baker
  • Can't Run-Too Much Meat in My Pants
TUESDAY OCTOBER 21ST
  • For the Safest Sex on Campus-Go Beavers!
  • Big Breasts Cause Wrecks
  • Gaga More Than  Engaged?

MONDAY OCTOBER 20TH
  • A Plethora of Praise for Peyton
  • TSA Sends One Away]
  • A Rabbi -a Gang Member and a Police Officer 
  • NFL Warned of Ebola
  • The problem Monkeys of Gibraltar
  • Genie Stops Guy's "Grindin"


FRIDAY OCTOBER 24TH
A  very happy 50th birthday to former porn star Stephanie Rage! 




At just a smidge over five feet tall she was one of the more petite performers in the business -- which became her trademark.You may recognize her body of classic work in such poignant films as Boobs a Lot-The Oversexual Tourist -Frisky Fables Wrong Arm of the Law and Crocodile Blondee.





FRIDAY OCTOBER 24TH



18-month-old Colin Lambert climbed into a toy machine in a Maryville, Tennessee Laundromat and couldn't get out. The boy climbed in when his grandmother looked away to check a text message. Firefighters got Colin out of the machine and it only cost them 8 dollars in quarters   (ABC)

 On a side note-People in Colin's family have a history of getting stuck. His aunt locked herself in a bathroom at TCBY Yogurt when she was younger while his uncle once got stuck in a picnic table and had to be rescued by firefighters.


THURSDAY OCTOBER 23RD

The Clearwater, Florida police recently arrested Melissa Sellers for setting her roommate, Carlos Ortiz Jr., on fire. She doused him with nail polish remover and ignited him with a lighter or cigarette because he threw out her spaghetti and meatballs. (NYDailyNews)





MorphCostumes is selling a $1.6 million Halloween costume. The skin-tight spandex suit covers the entire body and is encrusted with 70,000 diamonds. When asked why he would even consider buying it, one potential customer said.."If that doesn't get me a buttload of Fun Size Snickers-nothing will..." (CNN)




WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 22nd


Lawton, Oklahoma police recently arrested Kristi Rhines after she tried to leave a restaurant without paying. When her bill arrived Rhines said her husband was coming to pay it. When a manager asked Kristi her husband's name she said she was legally married to Jesus Christ.  The woman ordered a fish sandwich, and when waiters went to clear her table, they ended up hauling away 12 baskets of leftover fish sandwich





TUESDAY OCTOBER 21ST



Two mobile billboards caused 517 accidents in Moscow in one day. The billboards were placed on 30 trucks and featured a large picture of a woman's breasts. Each ad had the slogan: ?They Attract'. The mobile ad was designed to show the effectiveness of on-the-go marketing. (AutoBlog)




MONDAY OCTOBER 20TH






A woman from the United Arab Emirates recently stopped sleeping with her husband. She told him to ask her parents why their lovemaking stopped. The parents told their son-in-law that their daughter was a genie and their lovemaking was being blocked by a djinn. that was inside of her.  I looked up the word "djinn" and the English Translation is "Major Anthony Nelson". (BBC)








Week of October 13th, 2014
Oct. 13, 2014 8:04 am


Click on the Logo to get the latest lessons in Radio Creativity

FRIDAY OCTOBER 17TH
  • Stuck Having Sex in the Sea
  • Have to Have Hitler's House?
  • Pay With an Apple 
  • Clowns Are Critical
  • What's That Fan Doing Under That Podium?


WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 15TH
  • Obama Teens Pristine!
  • Women Talk Erectile Dysfunction
  • Iggy is It
  • The 5 Day Erection-No One Cares About
  • A Cowboy Stole Dillard's Underwear
  • Man Loves Machine-Seriously Loves Machine

TUESDAY OCTOBER 14TH
  • Wanna Make More Money?-Plant Your Seed
  • Guantanamo's Got to Go!
  • Hell with Waldo..Where's Kim Jung Un?
  • Movin' Those Mammies  to Mozart


MONDAY OCTOBER 13TH
  • Shake the Hand of The Man  for 32 Grand
  • A Hormone To Make you Horny
  • I Can't Find Ebola on the Map
  • China Man Sticks Metal Rod Up Manhood
  • Man Hides 49 Bags of Crack in his Crack



Happy 43rd birthday to porn veteran Jessica Jewel! 

Making her porn debut in 1988, she has also appeared under the names Heather Hornay, Jessica Collins, and Jessica Rabbit, You may recognize Jessica's acting techniques in the epic blockbusters ?House of Hooters," ?Monica Lewdinski and the Insatiable Interns,?  ?Analyze These? and ?Who Let the Twins Out.?






FRIDAY OCTOBER 17TH



An Italian couple was hospitalized after having sex in the ocean and getting their bodies stuck together from the suction in the tide. The couple was safely separated after paramedics put them in an old woman's yard and she came out and poured hot water on them...
 (NYDaily News)



WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 15TH

Seattle resident Ed Smith has had 701 sexual partners over the past 49 years. He has made love to 700 cars , one helicopter and one woman. Ed says his favorite car is a VW Beetle named Vanilla.


TUESDAY, OCTOBER 14TH



Las Vegas-based tattoo model Sara X displays her unique talent, by dancing to Mozart's Eine kleine Nachtmusik with her breasts.


MONDAY, OCTOBER 13TH

52 year-old man from China spurned his Viagra prescription in favor of inserting a 5-inch steel rod into his manhood.  A hospital spokesman tells the Mirror: "He believed that using this would give him a prolonged sexual experience. However, the rod went further than intended into the man's organ and ended up lodged in his bladder during intercourse. (elitedaily)


The Stamford, Connecticut police recently arrested Michael Ford after they received a tip that he was selling drugs on a street corner. They approached Michael and asked if he had any crack. He admitted to having weed before cops saw crack nearby. Michael was strip searched at the police station where officers found 49 bags of crack between his butt cheeks. (Stamford411)



Week of October 6th, 2014
Oct. 6, 2014 6:55 am



http://www.classicrock1001.com/on-air/kelly_wilde/audio/

Click HERE to get the latest Lessons in Radio Creativity"


FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10TH
"Not My WIlle Stargell!"
I Found Waldo in a Brawl
Obama & The Terrible, Horrible, No Good ,Very Bad ,Secret Service 
Independence Day Too?
Woman gets Pregnant from Dwarf Stripper at Her Bachelorette Party


THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9TH
Condom Pants
Posh Spice is what the UN "really wants"
Copulating in a Car Car
STDs for You and Me(?)


WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8TH
The Blood Moon
The Glamburger
Don't Like the Kardashians?  Blame Osca
Dogs and Cats Living Together-No-Really Living Together
Ebola is Number 2
Want a New Penis?


TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7th
Pow-Right Through the Stomach
The 1-Million Dollar Wedding
Astronauts to "Sleep it Off"
The 17-Hour Erection
Concealing Your Farts


MONDAY, OCTOBER 6TH
  • Paparazzi Pestering the Prince
  • Cereal Seiged By Setbacks
  • Greasin' that Broken Heart with Olive Oil
  • CDC is Scaring Me\
  • Saturday Morning Cartoons-Gone-But Not Forgotten
  • When Bachelorette Parties Attack (Story below)










Happy 37th Birthday to one of my favorites Milan Summer. 



Miilan entered the biz when she was 29 and her acting talent is stiill applauded in such theatrical adventures as Boobsville's Working Girls-Hooter Nation 5-Double Air Bags 22 and My Mama Does the Hanky Panky









FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10TH




A video has surfaced of a brawl at Piccadilly Station in Great Britain involving a group of Where's Waldo impersonators. Scotland Yard has no leads or suspects as they can't find any of them


WOMAN GETS PREGNANT FROM DWARF STRIPPER AT BACHELORETTE PARTY


A London woman had sex with a dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party and then gave birth to a child with dwarfism 9 months later. The woman's husband had no idea she cheated until the baby was born.The woman's mother tells The Sun: Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had had sex with the stripper. Once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened. (KSFM)

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9TH



CONDOM PANTS








Ever slapped on a condom and thought, ?What more can I do?? Enter condom pants. They basically slip on like a pair of underwear and has been developed to cover the entire crotch area during sex in order to lower the risk of catching sexually transmitted diseases and clearly geared toward denying you any sense of pleasure.  .Scro-guard costs $19.99 -is machine washable and reduces skin on skin contact, lowering the risk of catching infections like herpes or genital warts, which are transmitted through skin-to-skin contact.




Wisconsin couple Heather Basten, and Travis Husnik were arrested for drunk driving by Oconto County Sheriff?s Department deputies after their car was spotted drifting into oncoming traffic Once the two were placed in the back of the patrol car and en route to the station one of the policemen, ?observed Travis lay onto Heather in the backseat.? The cop then saw ?Heather?s legs go up touching the ceiling and heard her begin to moan loudly.?Sure enough they popped the door and got an eyeful of the dreaded Sexual Intercourse!" (SmokingGun)









WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 8TH








London's Honky Tonk Eatery is selling a $1,768 burger called "The Glamburger." It contains Kobe beef, New Zealand venison, Canadian lobster, beluga caviar, a duck egg and an edible gold leaf. The burger has 2,618 calories.  and comes with a small bag of Ruffles  (theweek.uk.com)







If you don?t like your penis ? get a new one. Researchers at Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine in North Carolina say they are only five years away from testing bioengineered penises on humans. The scientists hope to get the penises approved by the US Food and Drug so they can start testing them on human subjects. So far, they?ve only been successful with rabbits. Which brings up a valid question..How do they hop? (TheGuardian)

TUESDAY OCTOBER 7TH


Mr Fortright explains "How to Conceal a Fart"


Meet Jason Garnett-He had a 17-Hour Erection


Jason Garnett woke up last Friday morning with an erection that refused to go down. In fact, Garnett?s little soldier stood at attention for 17 hours. He apparently tried everything including going for a long run?and even an ice cold bath but several hours later he was still as completely ?enthused? as he was when he woke earlier that day. He finally decided to go to the emergency room and have it checked out where he was diagnosed with priapism ? which is actually pretty painful ? doctors s had to take a needle and drain what was over two pints of blood. Would anyone mind if I fainted on the spot? (HuffingtonPost)



The One-Million Dollar Wedding Package


The W Hotel in Miami is offering a $1 million wedding package. The package includes a four-night pre-wedding getaway in South Beach, a sea plane ride, cocktails on a 122-foot yacht, a five-course candlelight dinner on the Atlantic Ocean, accomodations in a suite, personal butlers for both the bride and groom, spa treatments, hair and makeup, a beach ceremony, a seven-piece band or DJ, a fashion photo booth and a Bora Bora honeymoon. and during the reception they'll put out ham sandwiches at 10:30 (1clicknews)







MONDAY OCTOBER 6TH



A Seattle woman was beaten at a gas station by a bachelorette party who fled the scene. Authorities are warning citizens to be on the lookout for five women in penis necklaces who smell like tequila. (spdblotter.com)








A British man was jailed for killing a friend who poked his girlfriend on Facebook. Something tells me that ain't the only place he poked her. Way Ohhh




Melanie Nash and several other people dug up her father's Lancaster, New Hampshire grave because she believed he was buried with his 'real will'. Eddie Nash died in 2004 from a heart attack. Melanie dug up the grave because she did not receive anything when her father died and thought her sister hid the will. She only found a pack of cigarettes in his hand.  (DenverPost.com)

 



16 different Ukrainian men are running for Parliament under the name Darth Vader. There is also a man running under the name Chewbacca and a man running as Yoda. (nydailynews.com) 



FRIDAY OCTOBER 3RD
Sept. 29, 2014 7:31 am

Ashley Huff was arrested after Gainesville, Florida police. found her in possession of a spoon covered with a suspicious residue. Huff claimed she wasn?t using, selling, or making meth. She spent a month in jail before lab results revealed the 'meth' was really encrusted Spaghetti Os spaghetti sauce. Huff was released and may sue for malicious prosecution and unlawful arrest. (KRON 4)





One middle school recently pulled off one of the most creative--and creatively named--trick plays we've seen. Check out "The Ugly Kardashian"



WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 24TH
Sept. 24, 2014 8:52 am



Happy 35th birthday to East German talent Katja Kassin! .  Katja's amazing acting prowess was dominant in such epics as Apple Bottomz 1-Babes in Pornland 17: Brunette Babes-Big Booty Cuties 2-Whatabooty 7-Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre











TMZ claims adult film star Missy Martinez was injured during a recent film shoot, when the adult toy she was using began shooting sparks.  She wants the toy's maker to investigate.








Bossip.com claims transgender model Tatiana Williams has spent $90,000 injecting 8 pounds of silicone into each of her butt cheeks. She has spent 20 years perfecting her 60-inch booty. (DailyStar.co)

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 23RD
Sept. 23, 2014 7:33 am



Happy 25th to Dani Daniels!  Danni was the Penthouse ?Pet of the Month? for January 2012,  You many recognize her incredible character portrayals in such films as Girls Kissing Girls, Girls Massaging Girls, Gleeful Giggling Girls, Squeal If You're Ticklish and Bonnie and Glide  




Tampa, Florida massage therapist Jasmine Tridevil recently had surgery to add a third breast to her chest. She tells WTKS that she did it because she wanted to make herself unattractive to men; and wants to star in an MTV  reality show called Jasmine's Jugs..So that's what I need to do to star in Kelly's Kanickies Here's her Facebook Page







Australian Ann Bendouli was walking her Jack Russell Terrier when a Staffordshire Terrier attacked it. She did the first thing that came to her mind -- stuck her finger in the attacking dog's butt. (Mirror UK)

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 22ND
Sept. 22, 2014 6:17 am


A Malaysian man was hospitalized after he inserted metal balls into his privates to make them look bigger. Doctors say the man's balls had started to rust. Which usually doesn't start to happen until after a man is married  (Bloomgist)



Archaeologists discovered a skeleton couple that have been holding hands for 700 years. Making it the longest time a guy had to wait before making it to first base (Discovery)



Happy 39th birthday to former ebony porn star Cherry Lee! Cherry left porn to focus on a career as a professional Doula -- a person who provides informational, emotional and physical support to a mother, during child birth,? Hera cting has been described as "precise" and is very promionernt in such films as Bootylicious 25, Nubian Nurse Orgy, My Baby Got Back 24, Naughty Wives Club  and ?Ebony Does Ivory 4"





Dog Sings "Hava Nagilah" With Owner 


TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 16TH
Sept. 16, 2014 8:36 am


Here?s two fighters knocking each other out with simultaneous kicks to the nads. [Forward to 1:04]



MONDAY SEPTEMBER 15TH
Sept. 15, 2014 6:20 am


Click on the Logo to get today's Lessons in Radio Creativity
  • Sara' Says She's Sorry
  • God Sends Bat to Stop Guitar Playing
  • NOW Want Goodell Gone now
  • Kudos to the National Felon League

A very happy 30th birthday to Filipino porn star Jazmine Leih


You?ve seen Jazmine and her all natural ?C? cups in the features:  ?Big Breasted Bubble Bath,? ?Breast of Hawaii,? ?Asian Booty" and "Me Love You Long Time 121"




Dental Patient on Anesthesia sees Hitch Hiking Lizard (EbaumsWorld)

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 10TH
Sept. 10, 2014 8:20 am







Guy Plays "99 Red Balloons" on Red Balloons"

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 9TH
Sept. 9, 2014 7:34 am

Cuz She's the Only One...
The Amazing Tiger Woman of Texas...(HuffingtonPost)

MONDAY AUGUST 8TH
Sept. 8, 2014 8:23 am







A Japanese farmer has grown a watermelon that looks amazingly like a large, scrumptious butt. (Kotaku)


FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 5TH
Sept. 5, 2014 7:48 am




Happy 34th birthday to African-American porn actress Osa Lovely! 

Besideas being a popular mattress actress,  Osa enjoys gardening and growing bonsai trees.You may recognize this ebony princess from the hit films: "Black Feet on Booty Street 6  ?40 Ounce Bounce,??Self-Served Chocolate,? ?Booty Worship,?  ?The Young and the Bootieful? 



Ant Smith is a 47-year-old engineer from London and he?s proud to admit that he has a REALLY small dongle. Less than 4 inches in full blown excitement to be exact? And he?s on crusade to start a Small Penis Acceptance Movement.  In fact, Smith is so comfortable with his cocktail wiener -- that he wrote a poem about it and it?s gone viral  (Vice)


So...This is WEDNESDAY-SEPTEMBER 3RD
Sept. 3, 2014 9:40 am


  • Nude celebrities deserve a handmade card
  • Texting and driving could leave you with a pole in your butt
  • If you're going to buy sex toys-buy em at Wal-Mart.
  • Kids aren't peeing in the pool like they used to
  • 50-percent of you ladies can't find your vagina..


A happy 51st birthday to porn legend Amber Lynn! 

Amber was introduced to the porn scene after striking up a friendship with Althea Flynt, the wife of Hustler?s Larry Flynt? At her peak, she was also a stripper, earning up to $25,000 a week for five shows a day.Amber has a career that spans from the 1980?s until today -- which includes the classic films: ?Ball Street,? ?Crocodile Blondee,? The Poonies,? ?Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning,? and ?The Good, the Bad & the Horny."



20-year-old Geoffrey Greene and 23-year-old Kia Porter were busted in an attempt to swipe four sex aids from the South Euclid, Ohio Walmart around 2 a.m. last Wednesday...Security spotted the couple, as they were purchasing items at a self-checkout counter but had secretly stashed about $30 worth of toys inside her purse. When security approached the couple, the woman became belligerent as the guards convinced her to turn over her purse with the stolen items? revealing a couple of Trojan vibrating rings and ?massager? devices... (UPI)

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 2ND
Sept. 2, 2014 6:00 am







Guy Tapes Laser Pointer to his Cat's head

Click here for more blog posts.

Copyright © 2014 La Crosse Radio Group
Designed & Powered By DMI Studios
Home  |  Contact Us  |  Contest Rules  |  EEO Report
Contests
Contest Rules
Kelly Wilde
Gary Michaels
Chris Callaway
Alice Cooper
100.1 Fleet
Big Deals La Crosse
Classic Rock Music News
Community
Facebook
It's Your Space
LaCrosse Wisconsin dot com
School Closings and Delays
Weekly Shows
News
Sports