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FRIDAY DECEMBER 6TH
Dec. 6, 2013 8:47 am
THURSDAY DECEMBER 5th
Dec. 5, 2013 5:38 am
A woman in Lenexa, Kansas, was trying on bras at a Kohl's store when she noticed a peeping Tom trying to photograph her with his cell phone, so she chased him through the store topless until police caught up to them...about 45 minutes later (OneNewsPage)
The Port St. Lucie, Florida police recently arrested Craig Irvin for shoplifting New York Strip steaks. Irvinstuffed the meat down the front of his pants and left the store. A manager spotted the theft and stopped Craig in the parking lot. He had $37.50 worth of meat in his pants. Which, sadly, was a pick up line I used in the 80s..(TCPalm.com)
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 4th
Dec. 4, 2013 11:43 am
Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin says he did not intend to interfere with a Ravens kick-returner last Thursday night when he stepped onto the field, but the NFL isn't buying it and they're making Tomlin open up his wallet. The league has fined Tomlin $100,000 for his careless footstep, which may have prevented Ravens return man Jacoby Jones from scoring a touchdown. And that's not all. The NFL is also considering taking away one of the Steelers' draft picks in 2014. Ya know he did intend to interfere with a player? Woody Hayes...Remember this?
TUESDAY DECEMBER 3RD
Dec. 3, 2013 8:16 am
A Tango.com poll wanted to know how often people are doing it every week. Check it out:
Never. ? 14%...Once. If I'm lucky. ? 33%
Two to four times. ? 36%...Five to seven times. ? 10%...Twice a day or more. ? 6% "Wonder how many said.."Christmas and my Birthday"
A guy who was humiliated by his girlfriend after she rejected his public marriage proposal, claims one of the reasons she said, ?no? was because of the size of his package. Patrick Moote claims he had no idea that size mattered that much to some girls, so he filmed a documentary called Unhung Hero, which features him traveling all over the world to examine the role penis size has in a man?s life ? My Cousin Lindsay did that for a whole Summer when she backpacked across Europe (News.com )
MONDAY DECEMBER 2ND
Dec. 2, 2013 5:29 am
In Honor of Britney Spears' 32nd Birthday..Boy Caught Dancing to Britney's "Ooh La La" Video..Parents!..Is a cutesy 2 minute video worth the thousands of dollars you'll spend on therapy when this baby goes viral?
WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 27TH
Nov. 27, 2013 6:34 am
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 26TH
Nov. 26, 2013 6:52 am
MONDAY NOVEMBER 25TH
Nov. 25, 2013 8:50 am
Thank you sir, may I have another...Testicle. Men were being hazed at the Gamma Phi Gamma frat house at Wilmington College in Ohio when they were asked to strip naked and wear a blindfold. ?Icy Hot? was applied to their nipples, back, butt and manhood. The pledges were rat-tailed with towels that had been balled up in knots. One pledge went to the hospital after he was rat tailed in the groin. Doctors removed a testicle because of damage caused by the towel. (Smoking Gun)
Some people make my job way too easy...Florida Man Selling Jesus's Toenails on EBay (Florida Keys Reporter)
THJRSDAY NOVEMBER 21ST
Nov. 21, 2013 6:42 am
"EXCUSE ME..." Waiter whips it out in front of diner customers (thepeterboroughexaminer
WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 20TH
Nov. 20, 2013 6:45 am
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Kitchen..."Twerk Your Turkey"
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 19TH
Nov. 19, 2013 6:26 am
Happy 57th Bo Derek.....and Thank You!!!
A 31 year-old Chicago woman boarded a subway train yesterday while naked. She told riders she was the goddess of the train and was heading to the motorman?s compartment to run it. (CBS)
The Augusta, Georgia police recently arrested a naked man, who was wearing only high heels and a turban in a public park. Jermaine Lloyd was trying to put on pink women?s panties and pantyhose when cops arrived. Cops tasered him after he ran at them in a threatening manner.
MONDAY NOVEMBER 18TH
Nov. 18, 2013 5:51 am
According to a 56-year-old book, packing on the pounds isn't as easy as we might think. The Scientific & Easy Way to Gain Weight, which was published in 1957, suggests various ways for meek, underweight women to put a few more curves om their body. t suggests eating hefty portions of beef tongue, hamburgers on sweet rolls, and plenty and plenty of butter. In terms of exercising, the book suggests burning calories by doing things like folding laundry and conducting an orchestra. Ooookay (Frisky)
Brazil, which probably has the best butts in the world, recently showed off some of its nicest ass-ets at the annual Miss BumBum contest in Sao Paolo. 15 of the country's most perfect posteriors were put on display in what has become the world's Super Bowl of butts. In the end (total pun intended), 25-year-old Dai Macedo, with her 42-inch whoopie cakes, was crowned Miss BumBum 2013 (Daily Mail)
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 16TH
Nov. 15, 2013 6:45 am
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 14TH
Nov. 14, 2013 6:05 am
Have you seen this? Unbelievable.. Jean-Claude Van Damme's epic split in the Volvo commercial has gone viral. Patton Oswalt tweeted, ?Holy moley, Jean-Claude Van Damme. Is this real? I think this is real. My brain just melted.? Michael J. Fox tweeted, ?Epic!?
WHACKED OUT WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 13TH
Nov. 13, 2013 8:10 am
Watch naked artist nail his own TESTICLES into the ground in bizarre protest outside Moscow's Red Square (Daily Mirror)
Woman Renews Vows With Ferris Wheel She Married. Linda Ducharme, a pilot, who once had a romance with her plane, found 'Bruce' in an abandoned, broken state. She cared for 'him' and nursed 'him' back to health. The minister said, "I tie you, flesh to steel." Ducharme regularly brings her husband pizza, which she says is his favorite food (WTSP)
Jenna Jameson is getting back into the porn business, and her ex-husband is looking to horn in on the money-making, too. Jay Grdina has a storage locker full of items from Jenna's old films, and he's decided that with her return to smut, he'd better strike while the iron is hot. He's auctioning off such items as leather bondage gear, a metal g-string and some unmentionables that women sometimes use in place of men. TMZ has a gallery of all the goodies
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 12TH
Nov. 12, 2013 6:13 am
The North Ft Myers, Florida police recently arrested Stephen Van Alphen for walking around his neighborhood in just a poncho. Residents called 911 after he did a naked cartwheel and exposed himself in front of some kids. Van Alphen told cops he was wearing his "Clint Eastwood poncho." As for his manhood, he said, "It is too small for anyone to see it anyway." (Huffington Post)
Peruvian environmental activist Richard Torres recently married a tree in Argentina. He wore a white suit while his bride, Aliehuen Nehuen,the tree, wore a tie. Torres kissed the tree after the vows. He recently said, "My marriage will be eternal and I will make love with all the trees, hugging them I will feel their energy.'' (Standard Media) So..what do you get as a gift for a man who marries a tree/? A Shrubbery!!!
MONDAY NOVEMBER 11TH
Nov. 11, 2013 6:25 am
Most of us would get as far away from a super-typhoon as
we could. But not Jim Edds. He went to the Philippines and
took video of the catastrophic Typhoon Haiyan.
Dog finds human remains, owner buries leg in backyard (Reuters)
Woman busted for public sex, tries to wear cheeseburger as shoe when ordered to get dressed. (Huffington Post)
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 7TH
Nov. 7, 2013 7:32 am
WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 6TH
Nov. 6, 2013 7:20 am
New Mexico cops give guy multiple enemas to look for drugs he didn?t have. (New YorkDaily News) "Mooooon Riverrrr..Thanks, Doc..Ever Serve time?"-Fletch
The Mayville, Wisconsin police arrested John Grant after he tased his wife on Monday night. They made a bet on the Bears-Packers game while partying at a bar. John is a Bears fan while wife Nicole is a Packers fan. The loser agreed to be tased. John tased Nicole after the Bears won 27-20. She told cops she didn't consent to the tasing, which burned her butt. A cell phone video showed Nicole laughing about it.
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 5TH
Nov. 5, 2013 6:13 am
A Florida man was arrested after he tried to force a neighbor boy to eat potato chips from a bag he was holding.
A witness called cops to the scene of a disturbance, and when they arrived, they saw Julio Alvarez chasing the eight-year-old while holding a bottle of alcohol in one hand and the chips in the other. When Alvarez spotted the deputies, he blew a kiss and shouted "I love you" at them before trying to escape. (WESH)
Man Shoots Friend While Hunting for Big Foot
Russian Bungee Jumper Screams Like a Monkey (Daily Picks & Flicks)