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So...This is FRIDAY AUGUST 1ST
Aug. 1, 2014 6:36 am







"Pumpin Up the Jam"  Something you can't "unsee"

So...This is THURSDAY JULY 31ST
July 31, 2014 7:46 am





A  very happy 28th birthday to buxom starlet Kortney Kane! 

Kane's first job ever was working as a janitor at a private school at age 14.  You?ve seen this big breasted actress in the films: ?Knocker Out,? ?Innocent Until Proven Filthy,? ?Swing Bi My House,? ?Big Boob Babes Hard at Work," " Pervs on Patrol," and "Ho Ho Ho"



There?s a baby doll with a tiny penis being sold by Toys ?R? Us -- and some shoppers and online readers aren?t too pleased with a doll that has a little, anatomically correct ding-a-ling.  Many are calling the toy -- which is made by the You & Me Mommy Change My Diaper Doll collection -- inappropriate and unnecessary for kids. Others just wished the doll's box came with a warning label. How about "Warning...This is a penis-There are times when your You & Me Mommy Change My Diaper Doll will think with it -When that happens, play time is pretty much useless   (HuffPost)



So..This is Tuesday, July 29th
July 29, 2014 7:00 am









We're getting close to the end, "Hobbit" fans. Director Peter Jackson didn't make fans wait very long for the first teaser trailer of the third installment, "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies."
The two minute trailer seems to have a little bit of the "Return of the King," down to the song that plays. The ending of the trilogy doesn't come out until December 11th, 2014.



OOPS
On the Reddit.com discussion board, a guy admitted that an old graphic video of him hugging his hog and inserting things into his no-no place played during a family reunion.  (Reddit)

So...This is MONDAY JULY 28TH
July 28, 2014 6:58 am


A very happy 40th birthday to veteran porn actress Sandra Russo! 


This all natural actress has not made a movie since 2010 -- but remains fit and trim in case she decides to play ball once again You may recognize this Slovakian performer from the hit xxx films: ?Double Parked and Lovin? it? ?Gooey Buns.? and "Mr. Beaver Checks In 3"






 Pornographic Parrot Simulates Lovemaking



Woman Plucks and Eats Raw Bird on Montreal Subway

So...This is FRIDAY JULY 25TH
July 25, 2014 6:07 am

"50 Shades of Grey" Official Trailer is out.
The film will debut on Valentine's Day 2015, so even if your boyfriend doesn't  propose, you can still watch someone else tie the knot.






Happy 38th birthday to porn veteran Nikita Denise! 

A native of the Czech Republ;ic, Nikita traveled to the US in 2000 to make a name for herself in adult films and  is known as the most beautiful woman to ever appear in porn.  You may recognize this green-eyed beauty from the hit films:  "Head Over Heels," " The Ozporns," "Up the Wazoo," and "Male is in the Czech"



Oh My God, I'm crying...Check out 'Disney Characters Falling..."






Taking  ?I was super drunk? to a whole new level 

Woman has no idea she has Sex Toy in her Hoo-Hoo ....for 10 years (Daily Mail)


So...This is THURSDAY JULY 24TH
July 24, 2014 6:53 am


Happy 30th birthday to porn starlet Leighlani Red! '



Leighlani reveals that 80?s porn star, Robin Cannes? performance in ?E3, The Extra Testical? inspired her to enter the porn industry.You may recognize Leighlani from the hit adult films: ?I Love redheads"Throbbing Three Ways,? ?First Time Ball Busters,? ? and ?9-5 Grind.?

So..This is WEDNESDAY JULY 23RD
July 23, 2014 8:01 am





A very happy 34th birthday to veteran mattress actress Brandi Edwards!

Since rounding 30, Brandi is now primarily cast in more mature roles -- the lusty mother or teacher, seducing younger male co-stars... This is undoubtedly where she shines Brandi?s acting skills are on full display in such cinematic classics as Double D Mommies, Meet The Twins, Supermodel Slumber Party and Big Sausage Pizza 18




A 6'3'' model, named Amanda, makes her living professionally squashing men. The 38 year-old weighs 280 pounds, has 63-inch hips and a 44DD bust. 



Virgins of the World Unite!  No-really...Get Together...

A study that covered the last 23 years, researchers at Illinois State University have discovered that NOW is the best time to lose your virginity.According to the report, decreased anxiety over the past three decades for guys and decreased guilt for women have allowed virgins to now have way more fun losing their virginity (Esquire)


This is TUESDAY JULY 22ND
July 22, 2014 9:45 am







A very happy 33rd birthday to ebony mattress actress Mone Devine! 



One of Mone?s primary attributes is her exquisite natural 34D chest size stacked upon a relatively small and petite body frame. Mone?s acting talent can be seen in the hit porn features: ?Booty Quake? ?Booty Talk? ?Booty Full? ?Booty Central? and ?Bubblebutt BBQ?


29-year-old Louis Denyer is a self-proclaimed animal expert, who says he's figured out a way to communicate with cats:  slowly blink at them (Daily Mirror)






If your girl -- or yourself, even -- is lacking hair down there, they?re more likely to contract and spread herpes and HPV. Experts from the top medical centers in the country warn that a hookup too soon after pubic hair removal can lead to the WORST kind of razor bumps -- saying that waxing or a poor shave can cause ?microtrauma? to the ?mucocutaneous barrier? -- which allows entry for viruses and other diseases that nightmares are made of?They?re saying the safest alternative is laser hair removal? or just simply send that bush back to the wild (MTV)



This i MONDAY JULY 21ST
July 21, 2014 6:54 am



Happy 46th birthday to one of my favorites, Racquel Darrian! 



This former Penthouse Pet started out in girl on girl fantasy films because she was married -- but finally put her foot down and demanded her husband let her film with other men? You may recognize this veteran porn actress from the 90?s films: ?Asstroids,? ?Best of Big Butts 2,?  ?Full Moon? "Lunar Lust" and ?Blowin? in the Wind.?


This is FRIDAY JULY 18TH
July 18, 2014 6:54 am




Happy 36th birthday to porn starlet Cheyenne Silver! 


The now retired Cheyenne originally used the name Wildcat as her stage name -- but officially changed it to Cheyenne Silver sometime during 2000, after easing into the adult film industry. You may recognize this talent gal from the hit movies: ?Strip Bowling," " Shrink wrapped" " Barnyard Babes"  and ?Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade,?



In the upcoming episode of ?Sex Sent Me to the ER?, be prepared to meet a winner at the game of life. You see, this man super glued his palm and five fingers to the shaft of his penis.  The show explains: "The night before, the patient was fixing his lamp next to his bed and he left the super glue tube on the nightstand...The glue tube just happened to be next to a tube of lubrication he kept on hand for when he and his wife were in the mood for love.? Apparently, in the middle of the night -- the guy and his wife decided to get busy -- so, he then reached for what he thought was the lube, squeezed the bottle into his entire palm and massaged his genitals.



This is THUIRSDAY JULY 17TH
July 17, 2014 5:38 am


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So-What did we learn this morning?  I think Kim Kardashian sold her soul to Devil-If you sleep with someonme from Amazon, they'll suggest someone else you can sleep with-AOl will protect you from the NSA-14 hour quicksand isn't quick.. man tried to gum his roommate todeath-and don't get yuour candy from the KKK



Happy 50th birthday to one of my favorites-retired porn legend Brandy Alexandre! 



Not only a superb actress, but Brandy is also an accomplished filmmaker, She produced, directed, wrote and starred in ?Cheeks 5: Cop A Feel? -- a film that received a nomination for the 1991 AVN Award for Best Director. You may recognize this veteran mattress actress from the early 80?s, late 90?s classics: ??Whore of the Roses,? ?Best Butt(e) in the West,? ?Lawyers in Heat,? ?Twin peeks" and  "Sumo Sue And The Fat Ladies Of Wrestling"



Toothless Man Bites Roommate for Not Cleaning His Ears (KOMO)

This is WEDNESDAY JULY 16TH
July 16, 2014 6:34 am




Happy 42nd Birthday to one of my Favorites-AMBER WOODS!!


This 5-7 blonde from San Bernadino, started her hard core career when she was 19.  Through the years we were able to marvel at her acting talents in such films as, Rugburn-Gazongas-Battlestar Orgasmica-and The Hills Have Thighs-






Dog Plays Piano and Sings





"Sex Tape" Could Never Happen




Cameron Diaz and Jason Segal take their clothes off for the upcoming ?Sex Tape? flick, but it turns out the film they stripped down for is based on a false premise, ?GQ? reports. In the movie, the couple makes a sex tape on their iPad and then accidentally upload it to the iCloud, which makes it viewable on the many Apple devices they gave their friends and family as Christmas presents. But AppleCare told ?GQ? that basically would never happen. (FoxNews)

This is TUESDAY JULY 15th
July 15, 2014 5:59 am

So..What did we learn today on Wilde-in-the-Morning?  
Rihanna doesn't need a reason to flash her breasts.. Riddick is just a feel-good story about a boy and his dog-A distant earth  loves their Viennese Cinnamon -Donald Sterling is still an ass-It's  illegal to hide your Burrito on top of a Chjipotle Al Gore knows what's up-Nothin says Love quite like vomit-


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Happy 31st birthday to Romanian born Sensual Jane! 




Prior to entering the adult film industry, Sensual Jane [not her real name] owned a small business in which she upgraded custom children's parties.  You may recognize this big breasted wonder from the films:  ?Gathering of the Glands,? ?Big Boob Lesbians,? ?Farmville Feeders.?Natural Big ?Uns,?







According to reports, Newark, Delaware officers were called to a Chipotle Mexican Grill after receiving ?multiple reports of a male and female having sex on the roof of the restaurant. (CBS Local)






 Kiyuu Oikawa recently created a lifelike likeness of his girlfriend's head. The 19 year-old placed it over his showerhead so he can shower with his girl. When the water is turned on, it looks as if Kiyuu's girlfriend is vomiting on him.  Now that's Love.. (Metro)


It's MONDAY JULY 14TH
July 14, 2014 9:15 am

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So..What did we learn today on WILDE IN THE MORNING?
Someone took their clothes off at The World Cup-We Took the wrong turn on Immigration-Don't do Heroin in a Chuck E Cheese bathroom-Smelling Farts is good for you-and Japan loves their Hemorrhoids





Happy 34th birthday to porn actress Rhiannon Bray! 









According to her website, Rhiannon enjoys rock climbing, snowboarding, weightlifting, as well as riding her bike on the beach. All in various states of undress. You may have seen this mattress actress in the films: ?Crack on the Assfault,? ?Barenaked Bathers,? ??Wide Load Nymphos? ?If Stockings Could Talk" and "Meat Pushin in the Seat Cushion"







According to Scientists at Exeter University  smelling farts could actually prevent diseases. small doses of hydrogen sulfide -- the compound produced during digestion that causes gas --can help preserve mitochondria, which is VITAL to cell life. Awesome.  So the next time you feel like releasing a fragrant blossom into the confines of that crowded elevator..Let er rip-You're actually saving all of mankind  (Time)






A new documentary says there are illegal aliens on the moon. And if they're good enough with technology to get to the moon? Why are they catapulting over a fence in Texas?  (NY Daily News)


This is WEDNESDAY JULY 9TH
July 9, 2014 6:16 am

A Baton Rouge chef cut open an eggplant on Monday and found the word "GOD" spelled out in seeds. Chef Jermarcus Brady tells Fox: "I saw a miraculous image formed by the seeds. It spelled out the word God!" (HuffingtonPost)
Don't you think God is just messing with these people?

This is TUESDAY JULY 8TH
July 8, 2014 6:16 am



Way back in April, during a Major League Baseball broadcast, ESPN showed a man sleeping at a Boston Red Sox-New York Yankees game. Well, the man , Andrew Rector, lawyered up and filed a $10 million defamation lawsuit for emotional damage against ESPN, John Kruk, Dan Shulman, and MLB Advanced Media.  Rector's , aalleges that the ESPN broadcast led the public to assume that he is a ?symbol of failure? -- and that ?Shulman and Kruk unleashed an ?avalanche of disparaging words? against him.? Like, "stupor," "fatty," "unintelligent," and "stupid." To see if there?s any truth to this so-called ?suffering,? the video clip is STILL available for all the world to watch on YouTube ? where anyone can determine whether or not Shulman and Kruk actually called him ?a fatty cow that need two seats at a time.  FYI-They didn't
?The Wales, England police received calls last week from residents, who swore they saw aliens abducting sheep from a farm. One man claimed the animals were taken into a hovering spaceship. Cops had similar calls 12 years ago.

 An accused killer is on the loose in Shannon County, Missouri after the Sheriff?s Department says Jason McClurg escaped custody on the Fourth of July. Word is, a deputy had taken McClurg and nine other inmates OUTSIDE the jail to watch the fireworks when McClurg broke free. 

Tbis is WEDNESDAY July 2nd
July 2, 2014 6:24 am




A very happy 35th birthday to one of my favorites-mattress actress Sondra Hall! 


Sondra has numerous tattoos -- including a sun around her navel, one in the small of her back, one on her left butt cheek and a band around her left ankleYou may recognize her talents from the films: ?Monica Lewdinski and the Insatiable Interns, ?Ally McFeal,?  ?Knee Pad Nymphos? and ?West Coast Whoppers.?




According to a major new British study, sperm donations from guys in their 40s ?take care of business? and are more likely to result in pregnancy. women were more likely to get pregnant  if the sperm was donated by a middle-aged man rather than a younger donor.
So all this TALK of older guys losing their edge -- and young guys being at their peak? Well -- you can pretty much throw it out the window.  













Goats Singing the Theme from "Jurassic Park









This is TUESDAY JULY 1ST
July 1, 2014 6:51 am

Happy 26th birthday to one of my favorites bubble butt, porn actress Kirra Lynne! 



This tattooed and pierced Georgia gal was reportedly discovered on the beach during spring break in South FloridaYou may recognize this kinky starlet from the films: ?Kinky Big White Butt Showdown,? ?Girlvana 6" and Big, White Bubblebutt Cheerleaders"





Former high-end escort Gwyneth Montenegro claims to have slept with over 10,000 men . The 36-year-old former sex worker turned commercial airline pilot recently decided to open up about her 12-year career as a high-end prostitute in her book ?10,000 Men and Counting.? Actually, it was 10,091 because she kept a detailed journal -- which comes to about 2.3 servings of man per day if you account for the leap years.







Drunk Guy sings "Kiss From a Rose" to his cat


This is MONDAY JUNE 30TH
June 30, 2014 6:55 am


Happy 30th birthday to BBW Bunny De La Cruz! 


Bunny is a natural 34K! You may recognize this XXXtra large porn actress in the films: ?Hooter Hospital," "Voluptuous Biker Babes"  and ?Big White Thunder Butts 1 & 2?

It's FRIDAY June 27th
June 27, 2014 6:41 am

A very happy 38th birthday to one of my favorites-porn veteran Regan Starr! 


Regan originally went to beauty school, got her cosmetology license, and worked for six months in a salon? BUT, was unhappy with that line of employment so she jumped into porn. You may remember her incredible acting from the hit movies:  ?Trailer Trash Nurses,? ?It?s a 3-Way or the Highway,? ?Love Thy Neighbors,? and ?Halftime Treats with Soccer Moms.?

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