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Penn. Man Suffers ‘Puncture Marks’ on Junk During Shower Tiff With Wife

La Crosse, WI, United States / Classic Rock 100.1
Penn. Man Suffers 'Puncture Marks' on Junk During Shower Tiff With Wife

Today’s “Balls Shrink to the SIze of Raisins” dispatch come from Lititz, Pennsylvania, where a newlywed stands accused of leaving her husband with “puncture marks and scratch marks” on his genitals following a 1:45 AM confrontation inside the couple’s shower.
Abigail Geiger, 22, was booked Thursday on a misdemeanor assault charge in connection with the alleged September 19 attack on her husband David. The Geigers, married since February, are parents to a four-month-old daughter.
Responding to a report of a domestic disturbance involving “screaming and banging,” police arrived at the Geiger residence and encountered Abigail, who said she had argued in the shower with her husband (who was en route to the hospital).
As alleged in a probable cause affidavit, David “received puncture marks and scratch marks to his genitals” as a result of Abigail “grabbing his genitals in an effort to stop him from leaving the shower.”

SOURCE:  TheSmokingGun

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