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Stalled Amtrak Passengers Offered Cardboard Boxes to Poop In

La Crosse, WI, United States / Classic Rock 100.1

Source:  Jalopnik

Boston, MA — Passengers on a Boston-bound Amtrak train were stuck for six hours Sunday having only just left Penn Station. They had no reception and they had no power. And no power meant “unflushable” toilets. Amtrak, dauntless, had a compromise for its stalled passengers: taking a dump in a cardboard box.

Apparently, conductors on the high-speed Acela kept passengers calm, according to a report from Boston’s local WBZ-TV. Train 2230 was hot, it was stuffy, the toilets were unflushable, there were probably horrific smells, but its passengers never seemed to have lost their humanity.

I mean, unless you consider resorting to defecating in a cardboard box a mark of civilization. I guess I’m just happy it wasn’t the floor.

Meanwhile, I find that hard to believe in the context of this quote given to the news station by two passengers who’d been on the stuck train:

“About an hour of the way through, they decided to open up all of the doors on the left side of the train to help circulate air because it was starting to get warm and stuffy,” said [passenger Nick] Yeh. “Because we were out of power, the toilets were unflushable for the entire five hours we were waiting.”

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Passenger Beth Jacobson said there was an unpleasant solution to the toilet situation.

“What the stewardesses ended up doing was making a porta-potty out of a cardboard box,” she said.

Ah, yes. A cardboard porta-potty.

The train was principally carrying people home to Boston, according to WBZ-TV.

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